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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#11

(neev pretends 2 b dead n when prachi starts crying he opens his eyes n says)
itna hilaogi to yahi par hi mar jaunga

NEEV-main prachi ke bina reh sakta hoon lekin dhokle ke bina nahi reh sakta

holi mubarak ho i mean haldi mubarak ho

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#12

NEEV-ma aap mere saath dahej mein kyun nahi aa jati ise to kuch bhi nahi aata sirf mu banana janti hain
MA-shadi ke baad tum khana banaoge aur meri beti chakkar batayegi ki khana kaisa bana hain
NEEV-jao ma main aapki beti se shadi nahi karta
PRACHI-koi ladki nahi milne waali tumko
NEEV-ladki kya ladki ki ma bhi mil jayegi(servant arrives)arey amma acha hua tum aagayi main tumse hi shadi karoonga ek marungi moo pe kya mu chumlogi tum to badi fast nikli

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#13

😡 NEEV'S DAD-agar tumhari ma tumhe prachi ke paas jane nahi degi to tum kya karoge
NEEV-simple use yahan bulalunga
NEEV'S MOM-neev aaj ke baad tum shah parivaar ke darwaze par kadam bhi nahi rakhoge
NEEV-theek hain mom lekin agar khidki se jaunga to chalega na
PRACHI'S UNCLE-tumhari ma ne is shadi se inkar kar diya hain isliye ab se prachi ko phone karne ki himmat mat karna
NEEV-main ab se prachi ko phone nahi karunga usse directly mil lunga

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#14

neev tum nervous ho
haan hamesha aisa hota hai sab kuch theek hote hote achanak sab kuch ultha ho jata haiaakhri moment par kuch bhi ho sakta hain
neev tum aisa kyun keh rahe ho
haan 1983 ke baad india ne worldcup kab jeeta
tum cricket ki baat kar rahe ho haan
wo main shadi ke bare mein---
prachi ab humari shadi hone ja rahi hain aur main tum se ek baat kehna chahta hoonki jab jab india ka match hoga humare ghar mein koi function nahi hoga warna shadi cancel

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#15

😭 NEEV-aaiye aaiye dulhe ko halal kiya ja raha hai aaiye aaiye aap bhi dekhiye bakre ko halal kiya jaye
aap log mujhe itna maska kyun laga rahe ho agar aap log samajhte hai ki mujhe emotional karke dahej mein discount palenge to aisa nahi hoga

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#16

prachi tum mujhe yahan kyun lekar aayi ho
neev main tumhe aisi jaga lejana chahti hoon jahan sirf tum aur main ho jahan ki hawa mein kashish ho jahan ke nazare haseen ho
NEEV-tabela!
haan roz tum mujhe bewakuf banate ho aaj maine tumhe banadiya kyun kaisa laga
NEEV- kyun is jaga mein kya buraai hai kitna acha lagta hai yahan par ek kaam karte hai tum ek bhaens par baeth jao aur main ek bhaens par baethta hoon hum dono milkar gobar ki khushboo soongte hue chand ko dekhkar timepass karte hai acha idea hai na

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fatima

@fatima4ever

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#17

🤢 neev tum itni der se kahan the
main ghaans kha raha tha bohot hi tasty aur soft hai
neev phir se
phir se kahan aaj pehli baar hi to kha raha hoon

(isn't it so cute n funny post ur comments)

if u remember more den pls post it

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Rucha

@love_rucha

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#18

on that haldi day when shergill faily was abt to leave ...

NEEV to Niharika:accha toh auntiji ate raheiye apna hi ghar samajhna...

during thta tabela scene when they saw someone maryying...

PRACHI:dekho neev wahan kisi ki shaadi ho rahi hain

NEEV:ab kya tum unki tarah shaadi karna chahti ho..?
7 phere , 2 mantra aur 4 ruapiye ki dakshina se hume shaadi nahi karni..hum to dhoom dhaam se shaddi karenge..

PRACHI:neev.......!!!!

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Mages

@Mages

Elite

+ 7

Posted: 18 years ago

#19

amazing yaar.....let me remember its the haldi day

when the lady ask how did neev put the haldi on prachi's face and his replie was

neev:yeh liya aur yeh sixer....

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Rucha

@love_rucha

Inactive

Posted: 18 years ago

#20

yeah the whole haldi scene was too funny...

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