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If anyone has been following Munee's FFs, they will know an all out brawl is threatening to break out between Saima, JC and myself for the affections of one Mr Ali. 😆 So, I decided we should have a duel for him. 😆
Muneeza ushered in the three maidens who had travelled far and wide for the chance to win the hand of the one and only Ali.
Ali : Not bad but what's with the two with their heads in the books?
Munee : They're studying for their finals. But just think they still made time to come out here for you.
Ali : And the other one with her head in the packet in of chips?
Munee : Yeah, she kinda eats a lot.
Ali : It shows!
Munee : I think you should talk to them now.
JC : Nice to meet you!
Ali (smiling) : Nice to meet you too.
Saima : Lovely to be here.
Ali (perking up even more): Lovely to have you here.
Pam : What se ekse?
Ali (to Munee): What language is she speaking ? And what is with the South African cricket shirt ? Does she know she is in India?
Pam : Isn't Kallis the best ?
Ali : Actually Tendulkar is!
Munee : So, any idea ?
Ali (shaking his head) : No
Munne (sighing) : Guess we have to go to the next phase.
Munee: Okay, listen up girls. Ali can't make up his mind so we going to have to have a duel.
Saima (uncertainly) : What do you mean by a duel?
Munee : You know swords, fighting, three musketeer type thing.
Saima (outraged) : I'm a Masters graduate. I refuse to fight for a man. This is beneath me.
JC : Not beneath me.
Pam : Not me either.
Saima with a flick of her hair, walks off.
At the sunrise, somewhere in an open field in India.
Munee : Okay, girls, three paces back and duel!
JC makes the first lunge but narrowly misses.
Pam falls to the ground.
Pam : Urrghh!
JC (bewildered) : What? I didn't even touch you!!
Pam : I know but I'm a pansy! I want my Mummy!!
Munee (sighs) : Well , I guess JC it is.
Ali (looking very uncomfortable) : Well, actually, I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
Munee : What ?
Ali : Well, you know how I'm always there for Milind and how he always come first with me, well there is a reason for it.
Munee : Which is??
Ali : Think about it. I'm 30 and single and never leave my best friend's side.
Munee : Oh My God!!!
*Munee, this does not mean I'm not getting Ali in Kaisey Kahun*
Anupamaa
