Kuch hai sawal.. Pg10! Krishna Mahotsav - Page 6

OMG! JW it was so funny 🤣 ...you come up with awesome ideas! 👏 ...too good yaar! I loved nandini and alaanas...Oh! my alaanas was so apt...puchky baby...BTW I have always been wondering why she call shim that!...I could visualise her saying all those🤣🤣. But Puchky would never dare to say shut up! 😆 😆 Puru and dush will never sudharofy 😆 😆 😆 I hope our rockstar comes back in true style! 😍

JW i luved the piece you wrote on banaras, it was so well written i could picture it in my mind. and i luved all the small tid bits of the cultural history as well thank you for taking the time out to give us all a look into the historical, religious background of this beautiful city... thank you...😳 i throughly enjoyed it...

now you part of chaale banaras. well done, you had me soo worried when you said robbie turned into a gazal singer, bhajaaan singer, then i was cracking up and it hurt to laugh for my chest is congested, so it too me havin to read the post in 2 doses...

alaana's reaction to the ganges river was so spot on her.. way to go, that was too funny. awesome job JW.. simply amazingly written.. i'm am in aw of you....

no segment on devika😭 just kiddin...

nadini and the shopkeeper that was a hat-trick where and how did you pull that one out of your hat... i luved it.. all of it.

with thunderous applause.

robziii

OK girls sorry for the late response

@Sindhu
A big jhappi to you to 🤗 ...thankoos😳

@Shwetha
Thanks for stopping by and yeh kya "dard ka rishta" petween us 😲 ....nahiiiiiiiiiiii 😆 😆 😆

@Mannu
Thankoos...haan yaar paan ki baat hi kuch aur hai.😳..ok I will begin the prem katha with your bhai, chalunga 😉 ...... 😆

@RK
😆 ....seriously yaar why does he call him Puchky...waise in West bengal they call Pani Puri, Puchka...now wonder what Puchky means...Sev Puri 😆 😆 😆

@Robzii
Opps sorry to add to the congestion...maaf kardo dearest 😳 ...and dont worry Devika par segment hoga ...put you see woh thodi elite hai 😉 ...so she makes far and few appearances 😉 😊


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And now for the next ..........Chemistry Chemistry Chemistry.......😈

Chemistry, Chemistry, Chemistry!!!!!

Jabse ye serial shuru hua hai, tabse people are ranting about the chemistry between various people .So I got majorly curious ke akhir mein ye chemistry hai kya… 🤔 .Lets go back to our books and learn the basics of Kastuchemistry….thoda serious hote hai 😉


A) Law of Conservation of Mass and Energy
The actual law: A set amount of matter and energy exists in the universe. New matter and energy can not be created. Matter and energy can not be destroyed and are interchangeable. Matter can be turned into energy and energy can be turned into matter. For example, wood is matter. When you set wood on fire, some of it turns into gases or smoke (matter), some of it turns into charcoal (matter), and some of it turns into heat (energy).

Now Kastuchemistry: A set amount of pyaar and nafrat exist in this serial. ❤️ New pyaar and new nafrat cannot be created. Nafrat and Pyaar are interchangeable. For example, when Kasturi ko hota hai pyaar, Robbie ko hoti hai nafrat, some of this pyaar turns into tolerance and the nafrat into vishwas, but when the vishwas is broken, due to the reverse effect the tolerance actually increases, 😕 now due to the heat of the vishwaas and tolerance they both turn into, atoot dard and bharosa respectively… 😲 so now the vishwas turned into dard is slowly combusting into extreme dard, whereas the tolerance turned into bharosa is turning into gehra rishta, 😕 …now when the heat of this relationship turns to a higher level, the bharosa is broken down into small matter and the gehra rishta in turn gets solidified…. 🤓 this goes on and on till the solidified rishta turns into pyaar and Voila Robbie is now into pyaar, 😳 whereas the broken down bharosa has turned into Nafrat, which is held close to her heart by Kasturiji …..and the circle continues……. 😆 😆

B) All matter may be classified into four physical states or phases:
Solid: has a definite shape and volume, the molecules are very close together and vibrate very slowly in place.
Liquid: has a definite volume, but no definite shape. Liquids take the shape of their container. Molecules are further apart and move slowly.
Gas: has no definite volume and no definite shape. Molecules will move as far apart from each other as possible and move very fast.
Plasma: an electrically charged gas. Molecules move faster than a gas. The sun is made of plasma. Plasma can not usually be contained on earth with our current technology.

Now Kastuchemistry:
Solid: The run-time of each episode …….if you are watching it in India, it has two advert breaks….but thankfully it ends after 28 minutes 😆 …And so far this is the only solid element on this serial. 👏 👏 Bravo👏
Liquid: Poo Poo Aunty's make up… 😎 .Its one enchanting painting….various colours take the shape of the lines of her face…Each day it's a new glorious painting….Sometimes her eyelashes are so enchanting…reminds me of the by gone days when ladies used pretty hand made fans to fan themselves. 😍
Gas: The storyline of this drama…has no definite ending and certainly no agenda…. 😆 😆 Various tracks and characters will move as far apart from each other and move very fast 😆😆
Plasma: Kasturiji, is a mind, dard, vishwas, pativrata and middle class values charged phenomenon………She thinks faster than light. 👏 👏 And runs faster than any car on this planet...watchout for the Devdas run on Manori beach with the famous pallu on fire 😆🤣...Unke eyesight ke to kya kehne....kab dream karti hai kab dekhti hai kab jaagti hai...Only she knows. She is the only living being on this earth to clearly see three people on a cliff several miles away from a small window in her room, never mind which direction the window was facing 🤣 And certainly Kasturiji cannot be contained on earth. 👏 👏 Therefore she assumes various forms, travels between two cities, manages to get into a fight, and also attends a function in a span of an evening, (trip to Bangalore and back) 😲 . She has also designed a superior safe to keep saris. 😲 Truly ahead in terms of technology 👏 👏

C) Additional sub-theory of matter
Evaporation: When a substance changes from a liquid to a gas.
Condensation: When a substance changes from a gas to a liquid.
Sublimation: When a substance changes from a solid to a gas, skipping the liquid phase (dry ice).
Boiling Point: The temperature at which a substance turns from a liquid to a gas.
Freezing Point: The temperature at which a substance turns from a liquid to a solid.
Melting Point: The temperature at which a substance turns from a solid to a liquid.

Now Kastuchemistry:
Evaporation: Kasturiji's love for Girish, love for Robbie, love for Raunak, again love for Robbie, ..and the list goes on. Or another example is JP Bhaisaab's hatred for Girish, hatred for Robbie, hatred for Kasturi, once again hatred for Robbie, hatred for Kasturi etc….Or another example is various tracks in this serial, Shivani ko kya hua, Raunak ko kisne maara, Skeleton kiska hai, Inspy kaun hai etc etc Phew!!!!! 😆😆
Condensation: When Devikaji ke dil ke various udte hue wicked iraade 😈 par Robbie indirectly innocently paani pher deta hai 😆 ….or when Kasturiji's wicked iraadon par 😈 again indirectly Robbie through his love paani pherta hai 😆
Sublimation: Kasturiji looks at a body and concludes Robbie is the Killer…truly sublime….. 😎 Kasturi hears an unstable woman and concludes Robbie is the schemer…truly sublime…😎..Kasturiji looks at the evidence of an unknown Inspector and believes that Robbie is the villain…truly sublime…..😎And when Kasturiji takes 7 steps along the fire looking at her boyfriend and voila develops a gehra atoot pyaar bhara dard ka rishta with the husband …truly sublime😎
Boiling Point: Kasturiji in front of any person…..any minute the bhashaan will boil and spill over. 😆Nandiniji when it comes to anyone....any minute the tears or swears just spill over. 😆And Puruji when it comes to Devika and any of his children...the disdain just spills over.
Freezing Point: Raunakji and Kasturiji on various important events when it came to Robbie; Devikaji when it comes to any middle-class person,;JP bhaisaab when it comes to any type of gainful earning activity or for that matter any activity, Poo Poo, Poo Poo Aunty and Nikhil when it comes to money, Alaana and Poo Poo Aunty when it comes to make-up and face-masks, Kasturiji when it comes to saris, logic and anything remotely sensible😆😆😆
Melting Point: Robbieji when it comes to his rishtas and giving into them…. 😭 only the time of melt down differs….but sooner or later it surely happens.


Phew thats enuf chemistry for one session…..milte hain break ke baad 😉

wha wha JW if you had been my chem teacher i would have Aced chemistry....amazing yaar, i'm truly speechless, bhai has read and re read and re read this piece and wants to say this is the best piece of work to date... for to take chem such a boring subject and turn it into such a well developed and defined into the storyline.. awesome job👏👏

the boiling and freezing points were fantastically done, each line is a masterpiece JW.wow...wow

every liine was amazing and beautiful done, i died laughing on poo's mom line and your soo right the old day ke yaad aayti hain when women would use the fans....👏

if i havent said it before JW we luv youuuu and your mind is truly a beautiful thing.....

robina and bhai

🤣🤣🤣 That was awesome👏

Originally posted by: JWMRK

Chemistry, Chemistry, Chemistry!!!!!

Sublimation: Kasturiji looks at a body and concludes Robbie is the Killer…truly sublime….. 😎 Kasturi hears an unstable woman and concludes Robbie is the schemer…truly sublime…😎..Kasturiji looks at the evidence of an unknown Inspector and believes that Robbie is the villain…truly sublime…..😎And when Kasturiji takes 7 steps along the fire looking at her boyfriend and voila develops a gehra atoot pyaar bhara dard ka rishta with the husband …truly sublime😎

U forgot, Kasturi takes a look at Skeleton and concludes it is that of a person she has never seen before😕. Kasturi takes a look at Raunak's lookalike and concludes Raunak is the murderer infront of the whole world😕. Kasturi claims to be a widow,but is lost in the memory of her current husband(did that even make sense)
Freezing Point: Raunakji and Kasturiji on various important events when it came to Robbie; Devikaji when it comes to any middle-class person,;JP bhaisaab when it comes to any type of gainful earning activity or for that matter any activity, Poo Poo, Poo Poo Aunty and Nikhil when it comes to money, Alaana and Poo Poo Aunty when it comes to make-up and face-masks, Kasturiji when it comes to saris, logic and anything remotely sensible😆😆😆
May i add, Robbie when it comes to tree, Spilling pink blood, Breaking things😉, Kasturi😡😡

Looking forward for more😃
shwetha

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To good yaaar 👏 wow great chemistry 😳😆 ..tumhe kya kahu yaar u are perfect 👏 Dear some time main sochti hoon ki agger JWWW IF ki member na hoti ..toh hamara kya hota 😳 wesse tum itna aacha kesse likh leti ho ???

Bestof luck ..and ab aage ka kuch aur bhi batayo 😳

Manpreet

wohh is this called chemistry? 😆 i was thinking what is this chemistry chemistry..all the people are dieing to see this chemistry...lol i can't handle this chemistry any more...very very tough 😭 😭 😭 ..kithne muskilom ko saamna karna pad rahe hai...ohhh gosh jw--- thank u so much for giving good explanation about kasthuchemistry 😆 😆 😆 and offcourse atlease some people's chemistry...chemistry chemistry chemisry what is this chemistry more tougher than our books chemistry..when i was reading the chemistry ..the chemistry which i read in our books made me to know quick but this kasthu's chemistry lol ..i can't write more chemistry words.. 😆

hey JW-- thanx and very welldone..great put ..never thought that even from small small words we can make more more write ups like this...u r truely innovative..hats off to u 👏 ..
hey ye batha kasthu sach much window se dekh ke cliff ke paas gayi hai kya?😲 ..

and one more question please give answer in yr next post..😆😆..count and write how many ROLF emoticons posted in this thread..count and say..😆😆don't neglect..😡

@ mannu : oh goddddddddddddd mannu what is this? ur posts bottum lines are very dipressing😭tum esa kabh bana gayi ho? ya suchmuch tum waise hi ho?😲..mannu jii the lines must not be at least in this thread please update post..it's a request..😆😆😆

@ JW 👏 /... brilliant work dear... Pehlay kabhi bhi chemistry itnay interest say nahi parhi... wow u never fail to amaze me... loved it .. especially the part abt poo poo aunty and nandini and her tears 😳 .... 😆 ... love ur work .. too good ... u shld take up writing professionally if u havent done so yet 😳

Fari

👏 👏 wow what a piece of work!! you are so talented 👏

I loved point B the most it was hilarious!! 🤣 🤣

keep it up! 👍🏼 👍🏼 👏

Kay