Kasamh Se Jokes - Part 10

For the Sake of these funny jokes...please assume that our jai walia is acting in movies as a profession.....Enjoy!! Btw...I hav not uploaded any pixs here since there werent any suitable ones available.😭



Part - 10

1) Jai has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Jai is shot in the head. lo and behold, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Jai Walia 😆

2) One day, Jai is confronted with 2 gangsters. Jai has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... he holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Munna utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".😆😆😆

3) Jai is chased by a gangster. He has a revolvver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Jai opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... 😆

4) This ones gotta take the cake.Bani is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying
"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga". The usual fight occurs and just as Jai makes the final blow, the villain dies but not before he presses than damn button. what next? Sure enough, there is a horse and Jai jumps on it. Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast but our hero and his horse are desparately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair. Climax, taaalian. Jai! Jai!! Jai!!! 😆😆😆


5) Everything goes fine in this Jai Walia movie...and the climax finally arrives.Jai gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Jai can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Jai has to desparalety kill the villian because its the climax Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Jai suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.👏

Luv:

Riya😳

Check the following links for previous Kasamh Se Jokes in case u missed them.

Part One: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/316788/kasamh-se-jokes-part-1

Part Two: https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=318488&T PN=4

Part three: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/319589/kasamh-se-jokes-part-3

Part four: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/321891/kasamh-se-jokes-part-4

Part five: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/324209/kasamh-se-jokes-part-5

Part Six: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/325221/kasamh-se-jokes-part-6

Part Seven: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/329702/kasamh-se-jokes-part-7

Part Eight: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/330616/kasamh-se-jokes-part-8

Part Nine: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/331625/kasamh-se-jokes-part-9

Hey these are orignally meant for that actor Rajnikanth . He was actually famous for such weird and crazy stunts.

hey aparna i knoe ...u r rite too...this jokes was specifically meant for ragnikant and mithunda...but for the sake of this forum i ended up putting jai's name as the actor 😳

yup...the stunts were wierd indeed, but funny tooo 😆 😆

😆 Riya! 😆 aur koi kaam hai ki nahi! 😆 😆 😆 I just cannot laugh anymore....come on yaar, two was enough..five in a row!!!
my tommy is hurting and it's ur fault Riya 😡 😆

😆 😆 😆 sorri dewanee...kya karu...aadat se majboor hoon.. 😆 😆



Actually the main reason for my putting up these silly jokes is to ease of all the IF member's tension with respect to mumbai blast...socha thoda dil halka kar loon sabka 😉 😆 😆

Originally posted by: RiyaDutt

😆 😆 😆 sorri dewanee...kya karu...aadat se majboor hoon.. 😆 😆



Actually the main reason for my putting up these silly jokes is to ease of all the IF member's tension with respect to mumbai blast...socha thoda dil halka kar loon sabka 😉 😆 😆

yes it did help alot Riya.....really thanks yaar....it's 12:30 am here...I went to bed at 11, but couldn't sleep thinking about what is happening there....but after coming here, and reading all of the post and ur hilarious jokes...........I really do feel much better ......that's why I say our parivaar is the best....😛

gosh you are too funny 😆
Kash.. brain tumor aise thik hote

This is too hilarious
👏

Originally posted by: Dewanee

yes it did help alot Riya.....really thanks yaar....it's 12:30 am here...I went to bed at 11, but couldn't sleep thinking about what is happening there....but after coming here, and reading all of the post and ur hilarious jokes...........I really do feel much better ......that's why I say our parivaar is the best....😛

lol dewanne...mujhe itna sar par mat chadao 😆😆 or else i will fall down hurting myself 😆😆


yup..our parivaar is the best..it simply rockks!!!👏

Originally posted by: memsaab

gosh you are too funny 😆
Kash.. brain tumor aise thik hote

i so much agree wid u...kaashh aisa hotaa !!! *sighs* 😆😆