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Part three
PushKar (To Pia) :"I don't know how you can be so Stupid & so beautiful all at the same time."
Pia responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Jai and Bani were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. Mr Walia and I have a great relationship," Bani explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."
Seema (To her Mother-in-Law) : "Pia is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"
Pushkar (to himself): Now I knoe the true meanin of Girlfriend …addition of problem, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies and division of friends.