P.S: All the jokes that have been posted by me from part one until now are not my original jokes - just found them from different websites and merged them with the pixs available in the gallery.
Part - 6
Pia was making a breakfast of fried eggs for Pushkar.
Suddenly Pushkar burst into the kitchen.
"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
Pia stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
Pushkar calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm nagged by u."
Pushkar (To himself): Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it is almost impossible😭 Arrey yaar..koi pia ko kidnap karo...she is such a pakau 🤢
Pia was telling Bani, "I made my pushkar a lakhpati."
And what was he before you married him?" asked bani.
"A crorepati." pia replied,
Jai (to himself): Thank god main bachh gayaa...lemme call everyone over for bhangra party...
Aditya meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his ex-wife will get double of what he gets. Aditya thinks for a moment and says,. Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead *devil grin*
Jai (To Aditya): How do most men define marriage?
Aditya: A very expensive way to get your laundry done free
Check the following links for previous Kasamh Se Jokes in case u missed them.
Part One
Part Two
Part three
Part four
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