Pia: I love you and I could die for you!
Pushkar: How soon??š

Aditya: You remind me of the sea.
Jigyasaa: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Aditya: NO, because you make me sick.

Jai (To Bani): A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Dhaddammmm ! Yup...dunt look at me lyk dat guys...jai has got another thappad indeed šš
Bani (To Tony): Gosh tony...what are so many applications for?
Tony Butler: Ma'am I had placed an ad in the classifieds yesterday: "Wife wanted." Today I have received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." š
Bani (To herself): Haila...yeh kya...inn applications mein toh Mr.walia, pushkar aur saahil ke bhi naam haiš.....mr.walia...ab aapki khair nahi...
so yup friends...mr.walia is in due for another thappad...š
Check the following links for previous Kasamh Se Jokes in case u missed them.
Part One: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/316788/kasamh-se-jokes-part-1
Part Two: https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=318488&T PN=4
Part three: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/319589/kasamh-se-jokes-part-3
Part four: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/321891/kasamh-se-jokes-part-4
Part five: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/324209/kasamh-se-jokes-part-5
Part Six: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/325221/kasamh-se-jokes-part-6
Part Seven: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/329702/kasamh-se-jokes-part-7Part Eight: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kasamh-se/330616/kasamh-se-jokes-part-8