EKTA'S New Helper!!! - Page 3

Originally posted by: Catwoman

Hey!!! i studied psychology 101 that how i know about Freud's theory!!!

How dare you say we are IT pepole are clueless....i am a IT professional!!!

Dr Screwwalia is busy at the moment with the above patients!!! can't get an appointment!!! Ekta has him busy as a bee!!!

🤣 Kat! firstly is the banana has to be conjoined.. so stop eating those single bananas.. will do no good.. so go to asda and search for them......samjhe..

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finally for the doctor.. I am decedant of Guruji.. may I recommend that you do pooja for patient 101.. I have read her ration card and she can be saved at the last minute...... thank you if you do want private reading you will find me at VB & Son's at the achaar counter.. gathering ration cards😉

thank u...

Originally posted by: sajibabe

patient 222 is trying to hard to look cool & has forgotten his way to office. he left mental institute & has found a new home in middle of the road. he puts too much stress on his facial expressions, that in return it has caused damage to his brain. due to electric shocks his adulthood memory is erased, so he has gone back to his teenage years, that's why he dresses in the 80's style. because he has gone back in the future & is complety unawre of the 21st century & it's trends. after one of his electric shock treatment he bumped in to patient 101 & she lured him in to the forbidden fruit. end result twins, leaving patient 69 in shock, that 222 rangeela patient forgot about her & went with the floor. 69 officially declared him insane & ordered the docs to put him in the institute & throw away the key. patient101 is living in illusion that by gaining twins means license to love. she has become so dillusioned by watching patient 222's blank expressions, that she has lost her thinking cap. in frustration she pulled her hair out with so much force, that her brain cells are totally damaged & required urgent attention from mental health sector. after so many electric shocks she has locked her self in make believe world, that patient 222 thinks the world of her & has nothing better to do than miss her. now she is in an urgent need of brain hammering to repair the damage in her brain, so 101 can see the reality facing her, plus the capacity to read the signs in between

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if ektha or story creatives go through this comments i am sure they will kock some sense in their kopidi🐷🐷

Originally posted by: Catwoman

DR SCREWWALIA SPEAKS OUT!!!

Dear Ekta

As you have requested my services once again…I have been watching the Kapoor Mansion very closely these last couple of months….You are aware of my famous 3 balls theory since we last worked together on Kaya Kool Hai hum. I have discovered the following so far please see report below. Please be prepared for some bad news…..

Patient 101 – Gauri Kapoor

She has a firm believe that she is going to die. For some days I have been watching her and she is still trying not to understand that it is all in her head. She is very gullible and is easily persuaded by the other members of the group. She as become strangely attached to patient 222. Her medical reports on my desk confirm that she is pregnant with twins??? must check if joint bananas were eaten….I suggest you watch her carefully in the next up coming months…..So far she is only 20% sane. Keep her away from trucks, pills, fire and the jungle….

Patient 222 – Shiv Kapoor

He is complete obsessed with the number 2. He wants two of everything, two roti's, two cars, and recently he has 2 girls following him about the house. Patient 101 is besotted by his charm. I have discovered that he is very obedient and will always listen to Patient 666. They are forever whispering about something behind close doors with Patient 69. Lately is behaviour towards 101 has changed and he will support her more in the house. I suggest you watch him carefully in the next up coming months…so far he is only 10% sane. Keep him away from Fire, open roads, old peoples homes and ships……

Patient 666 – Nikhila Kapoor

I sorry to say but she has completely lost it! Her obsession with GuruJi is profound as she is completely under his spell. He just had to look at her and she goes weak at the knees. Her power over the others in the house is very destructive she has a dislike for patient 101. I believe this stems from Freud's theory on Penis envy. She clearly believes that Patient 101 will rule the house one day. I must request to see her in person to run more tests…I suggest she is monitored and tagged in the next up coming months….she is a goner if we are not careful. Keep her away from pills I am scared she may have violent tendency towards Patient 101.

A run down of the following patients

Patient 69 – Ipshita Dasgupta

Is only 60% sane…she has not completely lost it yet. Alots of potential if she leaves Patient 222 alone.

Patient 100 – Mahen Kapoor

Obsessed with property and will…Is only 70% sane

I have some good new for you and that Patient 150 – Maya Bua is complete recovered.

If you require my service again please don't hesitate to call

DR SCREWWALIA……

Ekta needs all the help to sort out the mental asylum (Kapoor Pagal institute). Dr Iqbal Khan is away on leave and Dr SCREWWALIA has volunteered his services………

KAT😉

Going banana mad!! ash9 were are you!!!!

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dr screwwalia..

our great concern now is upon patient 222 and patient 69. I heard from one of your nurses patient 222 n patient 69 are madly in love. And rumours are circling that patient 222 had one night stand with besotted 101 and now she is expecting twins.

My concern here is patient 222 is so possessive with patient 69 and tries so hard to get her. He would do anything to stop her marrying her fiance and even he once tried to bed her 😛 .

If patient 222 sneaks into patient 69 room late at night she probably needs a bigger room with special facilities in 10 months time . I am afraid she need some special facilities such as baby cot beds, baby seats, baby clothes and special babies buggys/prams because she's gonna have quadruplets!😛

Originally posted by: sajibabe

patient 222 is trying to hard to look cool & has forgotten his way to office. he left mental institute & has found a new home in middle of the road. he puts too much stress on his facial expressions, that in return it has caused damage to his brain. due to electric shocks his adulthood memory is erased, so he has gone back to his teenage years, that's why he dresses in the 80's style. because he has gone back in the future & is complety unawre of the 21st century & it's trends. after one of his electric shock treatment he bumped in to patient 101 & she lured him in to the forbidden fruit. end result twins, leaving patient 69 in shock, that 222 rangeela patient forgot about her & went with the floor. 69 officially declared him insane & ordered the docs to put him in the institute & throw away the key. patient101 is living in illusion that by gaining twins means license to love. she has become so dillusioned by watching patient 222's blank expressions, that she has lost her thinking cap. in frustration she pulled her hair out with so much force, that her brain cells are totally damaged & required urgent attention from mental health sector. after so many electric shocks she has locked her self in make believe world, that patient 222 thinks the world of her & has nothing better to do than miss her. now she is in an urgent need of brain hammering to repair the damage in her brain, so 101 can see the reality facing her, plus the capacity to read the signs in between

Oh Saji, you are sooooooooooo good!!! *holding tummy, laughing uncontrollably, rolling on the floor!*

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Originally posted by: sum2005

eva j who make me laugh so much 😆
relly we must keep a strict vigelence on patient no 222 and 69 ,but be aware of patient 666she may oversmart vigilence people and help patient 222 to meet with patient 69 and by the way patient 101 may help 222 and 69 for their secret meeting thinking they want a friendly hug 😳

TQ.. credit to catwoman 😉

666 needs a special care. she needs more booze 😆

besotted 101 has soft spot for patient 69 for some reasons. I believe 69 has a great hug healing power. whoever falls into her arms will forget their loved ones. may be because her she got a nice BO 😆 ,, dun kill me 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: Eva JQ

more care should be given to patient 101 as her brain is illusionig so many immpossibles like possibles like patient 222 is in deep love with her ,he was in hospital because he want to spend time with her but she wont know 222 is for 69 so please swift her to critical mental ward so that she can undergo intense treatment and come in to senses that patient 222 is rangeela lives and dies and cares for one and only patient 69.😳

TQ.. credit to catwoman 😉

666 needs a special care. she needs more booze 😆

besotted 101 has soft spot for patient 69 for some reasons. I believe 69 has a great hug healing power. whoever falls into her arms will forget their loved ones. may be because her she got a nice BO 😆 ,, dun kill me 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: sum2005

agree with you about 101's condition. .😉. love is blind but 101 is besotted n blind.