DR SCREWWALIA SPEAKS OUT!!!
Dear Ekta
As you have requested my services once again…I have been watching the Kapoor Mansion very closely these last couple of months….You are aware of my famous 3 balls theory since we last worked together on Kaya Kool Hai hum. I have discovered the following so far please see report below. Please be prepared for some bad news…..
Patient 101 – Gauri Kapoor
She has a firm believe that she is going to die. For some days I have been watching her and she is still trying not to understand that it is all in her head. She is very gullible and is easily persuaded by the other members of the group. She as become strangely attached to patient 222. Her medical reports on my desk confirm that she is pregnant with twins??? must check if joint bananas were eaten….I suggest you watch her carefully in the next up coming months…..So far she is only 20% sane. Keep her away from trucks, pills, fire and the jungle….
Patient 222 – Shiv Kapoor
He is complete obsessed with the number 2. He wants two of everything, two roti's, two cars, and recently he has 2 girls following him about the house. Patient 101 is besotted by his charm. I have discovered that he is very obedient and will always listen to Patient 666. They are forever whispering about something behind close doors with Patient 69. Lately is behaviour towards 101 has changed and he will support her more in the house. I suggest you watch him carefully in the next up coming months…so far he is only 10% sane. Keep him away from Fire, open roads, old peoples homes and ships……
Patient 666 – Nikhila Kapoor
I sorry to say but she has completely lost it! Her obsession with GuruJi is profound as she is completely under his spell. He just had to look at her and she goes weak at the knees. Her power over the others in the house is very destructive she has a dislike for patient 101. I believe this stems from Freud's theory on Penis envy. She clearly believes that Patient 101 will rule the house one day. I must request to see her in person to run more tests…I suggest she is monitored and tagged in the next up coming months….she is a goner if we are not careful. Keep her away from pills I am scared she may have violent tendency towards Patient 101.
A run down of the following patients
Patient 69 – Ipshita Dasgupta
Is only 60% sane…she has not completely lost it yet. Alots of potential if she leaves Patient 222 alone.
Patient 100 – Mahen Kapoor
Obsessed with property and will…Is only 70% sane
I have some good new for you and that Patient 150 – Maya Bua is complete recovered.
If you require my service again please don't hesitate to call
DR SCREWWALIA……
Ekta needs all the help to sort out the mental asylum (Kapoor Pagal institute). Dr Iqbal Khan is away on leave and Dr SCREWWALIA has volunteered his services………
KAT😉
Going banana mad!! ash9 were are you!!!!
Arjun
Cricket
