EKTA'S New Helper!!! - Page 4

eva but gauri love is tooooo blind

love is blind but we have to see weather other is in love with us or not and we have to behave according to that ,if ours is one side love let keep it to our self why irritate that person whom we love by showing love on him if he is not in love with us. 😭

Originally posted by: Catwoman

DR SCREWWALIA SPEAKS OUT!!!

Dear Ekta

As you have requested my services once again…I have been watching the Kapoor Mansion very closely these last couple of months….You are aware of my famous 3 balls theory since we last worked together on Kaya Kool Hai hum. I have discovered the following so far please see report below. Please be prepared for some bad news…..

Patient 101 – Gauri Kapoor

She has a firm believe that she is going to die. For some days I have been watching her and she is still trying not to understand that it is all in her head. She is very gullible and is easily persuaded by the other members of the group. She as become strangely attached to patient 222. Her medical reports on my desk confirm that she is pregnant with twins??? must check if joint bananas were eaten….I suggest you watch her carefully in the next up coming months…..So far she is only 20% sane. Keep her away from trucks, pills, fire and the jungle….

Patient 222 – Shiv Kapoor

He is complete obsessed with the number 2. He wants two of everything, two roti's, two cars, and recently he has 2 girls following him about the house. Patient 101 is besotted by his charm. I have discovered that he is very obedient and will always listen to Patient 666. They are forever whispering about something behind close doors with Patient 69. Lately is behaviour towards 101 has changed and he will support her more in the house. I suggest you watch him carefully in the next up coming months…so far he is only 10% sane. Keep him away from Fire, open roads, old peoples homes and ships……

Patient 666 – Nikhila Kapoor

I sorry to say but she has completely lost it! Her obsession with GuruJi is profound as she is completely under his spell. He just had to look at her and she goes weak at the knees. Her power over the others in the house is very destructive she has a dislike for patient 101. I believe this stems from Freud's theory on Penis envy. She clearly believes that Patient 101 will rule the house one day. I must request to see her in person to run more tests…I suggest she is monitored and tagged in the next up coming months….she is a goner if we are not careful. Keep her away from pills I am scared she may have violent tendency towards Patient 101.

A run down of the following patients

Patient 69 – Ipshita Dasgupta

Is only 60% sane…she has not completely lost it yet. Alots of potential if she leaves Patient 222 alone.

Patient 100 – Mahen Kapoor

Obsessed with property and will…Is only 70% sane

I have some good new for you and that Patient 150 – Maya Bua is complete recovered.

If you require my service again please don't hesitate to call

DR SCREWWALIA……

Ekta needs all the help to sort out the mental asylum (Kapoor Pagal institute). Dr Iqbal Khan is away on leave and Dr SCREWWALIA has volunteered his services………

KAT😉

Going banana mad!! ash9 were are you!!!!

🤣🤣🤣 my god sweety u made my day.
arre muje ek doubt hai ? kya such main 2 bananas khane se twins hothe hai kya? so if this one is really possible then i want this patient 69 ko jaldi se anupam se sadi kara ke un se bhi ye 2 attached bananas khilade ye ekta ne our juldi se problem solve ho jaye. nahi tho hum jayenge paagal khana.

Originally posted by: desi chic

Goodness!!! Kya doctor ho aap... Wow... Kabhi apne mubarak kadam humaare gareeb khaane main modiye... Kya diagnosis nikala hai... Wonderful!!

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Brilliance knows no bounds... Well you know, they say that ppl trust doctors more than themselves, so I trust your evaluation completely! Very well analyzed.

I especially enjoyed your analysis on patient 222... sachi, aaj kal is besure ka dimaag doh par atka hua hai... Sareeta Di, apun log ko iska kuch karna parega ni? apun ke paas wrench hai na, zara sa ghumaayega, aur khalaas...

Patient 101 ko dillusions ki problem hai... dillusion ye hai ke unko lagta hai ke unke pati dev mahanta ki poonji hai. Sareeta Di, inka kya karne ka? Bole toh, kuch ho sakta hai kya?😕

Patient 666 ke baare mein apun kya bolne ka... Woh toh kabhi chup hoti hi nahin... Jab dekho, "guruji ne.. "... Iske sar se guruji ka bhoot udaana parenga... Dekhte hai...

Doctor Skrewwalia... Zara inko kas ke pakriega, apun zara boss se consult karke aata hai...😉

Btw, kya in patients ka koi ilaaj hai?

As for Dr.Iqbal Khan... Unhe samjhayie ke yahan pe aur bahut saare mareez hai, joh ek bimaari hai called "Iqbalmania" se suffer kar rahe hai... Jaldi wapas ajao, warna pata nahin unka kya hoga?!

Cheers,

dc

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DC you kill me!!! So true!

Originally posted by: sajibabe

patient 222 is trying to hard to look cool & has forgotten his way to office. he left mental institute & has found a new home in middle of the road. he puts too much stress on his facial expressions, that in return it has caused damage to his brain. due to electric shocks his adulthood memory is erased, so he has gone back to his teenage years, that's why he dresses in the 80's style. because he has gone back in the future & is complety unawre of the 21st century & it's trends. after one of his electric shock treatment he bumped in to patient 101 & she lured him in to the forbidden fruit. end result twins, leaving patient 69 in shock, that 222 rangeela patient forgot about her & went with the floor. 69 officially declared him insane & ordered the docs to put him in the institute & throw away the key. patient101 is living in illusion that by gaining twins means license to love. she has become so dillusioned by watching patient 222's blank expressions, that she has lost her thinking cap. in frustration she pulled her hair out with so much force, that her brain cells are totally damaged & required urgent attention from mental health sector. after so many electric shocks she has locked her self in make believe world, that patient 222 thinks the world of her & has nothing better to do than miss her. now she is in an urgent need of brain hammering to repair the damage in her brain, so 101 can see the reality facing her, plus the capacity to read the signs in between

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Originally posted by: Eva JQ

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dr screwwalia..

our great concern now is upon patient 222 and patient 69. I heard from one of your nurses patient 222 n patient 69 are madly in love. And rumours are circling that patient 222 had one night stand with besotted 101 and now she is expecting twins.

My concern here is patient 222 is so possessive with patient 69 and tries so hard to get her. He would do anything to stop her marrying her fiance and even he once tried to bed her 😛 .

If patient 222 sneaks into patient 69 room late at night she probably needs a bigger room with special facilities in 10 months time . I am afraid she need some special facilities such as baby cot beds, baby seats, baby clothes and special babies buggys/prams because she's gonna have quadruplets!😛

BANANA HEVEN!!!!🤣

🤣 ohmigod!!!so funny!!!!great work!!!

🤣 AWESUM job hun....tht is fantastic and hilarioussss......cant stop laughing at all.....gr8 workk 👏




JR DON

Patient 206: suffering from loooovic disorder.....he strongly believes that he is in love with a female doctor. currently obsessed with intern anesthetist Kya who gives him high dosage of luvesthesia when ever he become aggressive....
According to medical reports he is a relative of patient 150 who visit him regular basis. patient 206 show great affectation toward patient 101 n always follow patient 222. Patient 206 will sooon go under shock treatment, under Dr Kya..when she graduate within next couple of wks



today i i walked home after i finished my exams.....i love doing that after exams😆😆
n i came up with this 1
u c nw i cnt even walk straight on the road without thinking abt this place

Originally posted by: ash9

Patient 206: suffering from loooovic disorder.....he strongly believes that he is in love with a female doctor. currently obsessed with intern anesthetist Kya who gives him high dosage of luvesthesia when ever he become aggressive....
According to medical reports he is a relative of patient 150 who visit him regular basis. patient 206 show great affectation toward patient 101 n always follow patient 222. Patient 206 will sooon go under shock treatment, under Dr Kya..when she graduate within next couple of wks



today i i walked home after i finished my exams.....i love doing that after exams😆😆
n i came up with this 1
u c nw i cnt even walk straight on the road without thinking abt this place

😆 😆welldone, huni.. um keep eyes on the road yaar....look both ways before crossing...jaaan....

i jus feel off my seat after readin this..............................im bak.... 😆 it was jus awesum 🤣 .... i knw i shld control my emotions sorry 4 da bad behaviour 😆 😆 😆