EKTA'S New Helper!!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: sum2005

tho abb ektha ko kaise kidnap karege ahmmmm ,if we tell her nicely to get treated with walia she wont lisen tho hum munnabhai se madat mange ektha ko kidnap karnekeliye 😳 😳 😳

Maybe we should sent Dr screwwalia and Mrs screwwalie over to her place to measure her a stright jacket....like in the film😆

Originally posted by: Catwoman

Maybe we should sent Dr screwwalia and Mrs screwwalie over to her place to measure her a stright jacket....like in the film😆

no sweety no if we send them there to balaji camp mr and mrs walia will end up themselves as patients by seeing ektha and her creatives with all satiyasi ideas to their serials🤢

Originally posted by: sum2005

dont eat more bananas sweety u end up in hospital too many bananas ,loose motions so stop eating uuhhhh .tumare sar pe aag banana ko bhoot sawar huwahai relly i pray to god to make u normal😭

Sum2005 you are so sweet!!! Ok no more bananas today!!! I will make Batman eat them tonight instead....Don't know if guys are meant to eat them.....oh on second thought forget!! don't want another Shiv appearing on scene......

I am just pulling your legss!!!😆

Originally posted by: Catwoman

Sum2005 you are so sweet!!! Ok no more bananas today!!! I will make Batman eat them tonight instead....Don't know if guys are meant to eat them.....oh on second thought forget!! don't want another Shiv appearing on scene......

I am just pulling your legss!!!😆

ya no more shiv ,if shiv there ippi also beside him so no shiv😆

Originally posted by: Catwoman

DR SCREWWALIA SPEAKS OUT!!!

Dear Ekta

As you have requested my services once again…I have been watching the Kapoor Mansion very closely these last couple of months….You are aware of my famous 3 balls theory since we last worked together on Kaya Kool Hai hum. I have discovered the following so far please see report below. Please be prepared for some bad news…..

Patient 101 – Gauri Kapoor

She has a firm believe that she is going to die. For some days I have been watching her and she is still trying not to understand that it is all in her head. She is very gullible and is easily persuaded by the other members of the group. She as become strangely attached to patient 222. Her medical reports on my desk confirm that she is pregnant with twins??? must check if joint bananas were eaten….I suggest you watch her carefully in the next up coming months…..So far she is only 20% sane. Keep her away from trucks, pills, fire and the jungle….

Patient 222 – Shiv Kapoor

He is complete obsessed with the number 2. He wants two of everything, two roti's, two cars, and recently he has 2 girls following him about the house. Patient 101 is besotted by his charm. I have discovered that he is very obedient and will always listen to Patient 666. They are forever whispering about something behind close doors with Patient 69. Lately is behaviour towards 101 has changed and he will support her more in the house. I suggest you watch him carefully in the next up coming months…so far he is only 10% sane. Keep him away from Fire, open roads, old peoples homes and ships……

Patient 666 – Nikhila Kapoor

I sorry to say but she has completely lost it! Her obsession with GuruJi is profound as she is completely under his spell. He just had to look at her and she goes weak at the knees. Her power over the others in the house is very destructive she has a dislike for patient 101. I believe this stems from Freud's theory on Penis envy. She clearly believes that Patient 101 will rule the house one day. I must request to see her in person to run more tests…I suggest she is monitored and tagged in the next up coming months….she is a goner if we are not careful. Keep her away from pills I am scared she may have violent tendency towards Patient 101.

A run down of the following patients

Patient 69 – Ipshita Dasgupta

Is only 60% sane…she has not completely lost it yet. Alots of potential if she leaves Patient 222 alone.

Patient 100 – Mahen Kapoor

Obsessed with property and will…Is only 70% sane

I have some good new for you and that Patient 150 – Maya Bua is complete recovered.

If you require my service again please don't hesitate to call

DR SCREWWALIA……

Ekta needs all the help to sort out the mental asylum (Kapoor Pagal institute). Dr Iqbal Khan is away on leave and Dr SCREWWALIA has volunteered his services………

KAT😉

Going banana mad!! ash9 were are you!!!!

Goodness!!! Kya doctor ho aap... Wow... Kabhi apne mubarak kadam humaare gareeb khaane main modiye... Kya diagnosis nikala hai... Wonderful!!

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Brilliance knows no bounds... Well you know, they say that ppl trust doctors more than themselves, so I trust your evaluation completely! Very well analyzed.

I especially enjoyed your analysis on patient 222... sachi, aaj kal is besure ka dimaag doh par atka hua hai... Sareeta Di, apun log ko iska kuch karna parega ni? apun ke paas wrench hai na, zara sa ghumaayega, aur khalaas...

Patient 101 ko dillusions ki problem hai... dillusion ye hai ke unko lagta hai ke unke pati dev mahanta ki poonji hai. Sareeta Di, inka kya karne ka? Bole toh, kuch ho sakta hai kya?😕

Patient 666 ke baare mein apun kya bolne ka... Woh toh kabhi chup hoti hi nahin... Jab dekho, "guruji ne.. "... Iske sar se guruji ka bhoot udaana parenga... Dekhte hai...

Doctor Skrewwalia... Zara inko kas ke pakriega, apun zara boss se consult karke aata hai...😉

Btw, kya in patients ka koi ilaaj hai?

As for Dr.Iqbal Khan... Unhe samjhayie ke yahan pe aur bahut saare mareez hai, joh ek bimaari hai called "Iqbalmania" se suffer kar rahe hai... Jaldi wapas ajao, warna pata nahin unka kya hoga?!

Cheers,

dc

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Good Lord, that was howlarious Kat, awww, my tummy hurts... *rolling on floor.....holding onto stomach... laughing uncontrollably!*

Originally posted by: desi chic

Goodness!!! Kya doctor ho aap... Wow... Kabhi apne mubarak kadam humaare gareeb khaane main modiye... Kya diagnosis nikala hai... Wonderful!!

🤣

Brilliance knows no bounds... Well you know, they say that ppl trust doctors more than themselves, so I trust your evaluation completely! Very well analyzed.

I especially enjoyed your analysis on patient 222... sachi, aaj kal is besure ka dimaag doh par atka hua hai... Sareeta Di, apun log ko iska kuch karna parega ni? apun ke paas wrench hai na, zara sa ghumaayega, aur khalaas...

Arre DC , patient 222 ke kaan ke neeche .. kheech ke bajaaaneka... tho khopdi ek dum... set hojayenga!!!

Patient 101 ko dillusions ki problem hai... dillusion ye hai ke unko lagta hai ke unke pati dev mahanta ki poonji hai. Sareeta Di, inka kya karne ka? Bole toh, kuch ho sakta hai kya?😕

Arre patient 101 tho edi hai re... Isko jo nahin hai dikhta hai... jaise uske aadmi ka pyaar.. jo haich nahin... tho isko na... thappad vappad nahin laganaka.. edi... thappad khaake... seduce karti hai re.. apne mard ko.. isiliye isko... sar pe danda leke maarne ka ... aur andher kamre mein .rakhne ka.. andhere mein edi tho kuch nahin dikhenga.. jo hai wo bhi.. aur jo nahin hai wo bhi... ek dum set ho jayegi.. edi!

Patient 666 ke baare mein apun kya bolne ka... Woh toh kabhi chup hoti hi nahin... Jab dekho, "guruji ne.. "... Iske sar se guruji ka bhoot udaana parenga... Dekhte hai...

Doctor Skrewwalia... Zara inko kas ke pakriega, apun zara boss se consult karke aata hai...😉

Btw, kya in patients ka koi ilaaj hai?

As for Dr.Iqbal Khan... Unhe samjhayie ke yahan pe aur bahut saare mareez hai, joh ek bimaari hai called "Iqbalmania" se suffer kar rahe hai... Jaldi wapas ajao, warna pata nahin unka kya hoga?!

Cheers,

dc