MANAN FF - YEH FITOOR MERA.. ( new cover) - Page 3

CHAPTER 3

nandini- uff yaar pata nahi kab iss costume se chutkana milega ...

navya- yaaa right so not nandini patel style...

nandinis attire-

navyas attire-

just thhen the bus stoped in a dhaba...

meanwhile...

ON A STRANDED ROAD ...

maniks attire-

cabirs attire-

a man is continously trying to cantact his driver on the phone meanwhile another persone is sitting on the a road side rock and simply drowsing its past 8 pm...

the man who was talking on the phone sees him drowsing and snoring loudly...

and anger stikes his mind...

man- (hits him on hs head)abe kaminey yeh koi sone ki jagha hai...and mein kabse driver ko call karne ki try kar raha hun aur tu beth ke aaram farma raha hai...uth! (lightly hits him)ab uth bhi ja kumbhkarn ki chati aulad...

other man- hain?kumbh..what??...manik yaar itne acche dreams the ..yaar abhi mein aur nicol kiss kane hi wale the ...tu bhi har jagha galat time pe entry marta hai...sale tere wajhe se dekna mein kunwara hi mar jaunga...

manik- cabir ...mere bhai tera kuch nahi hone wala ...sale agar tujhe yaad nahi hai let me remind you hun idhar picnic manane nahi aaye hain...wo toh hamare gadi kharab ho gaye nahi toh hum kabke mumbai pahunch chuk hote...abhi uth aur kaam pe lag ja jake kisiko dhund taki hum unse puch sake ki kahin koi madad mil sakte hai ya nahi...

cabir- tek hai theek hai... jaata hun...

cabir gets up and starts streching and ywaning...then he walks to a tree and...

cabir- bhai sab yahan ass pass koi help milsakte hai kya...(and also answers himself)achha nai...

manik comes and stands behind him with a sarcastic smile...

Cabir turns around and

Cabir- wo bol raha hai nai mill sakta...

Hearing this maniks smile vanishes and he starts shooting daggers at him with his eyes...

Manik- cabir... Tu peda hote waqt sarkebal gir gaya tha kya...ya phir there eye s ka power badh gaya hai...salle bhagwaan jab dimmag bant rahe the I sure tab bhi tu soohiraha hoga ya phir kisi ladki ko pataraha hoga...tabhi to tujhe insan aur peed mein koi farak nai dekhai deta naina...

Cabir-ha ha ha very funny... I think tera bhi same hai jab bhagwaan brains baant rahe the tu shayad mujhe company de raha tha ...isse tere eye sight mein bhi problem ho gaye hai...uummmtujhe is area mein dur dur tak koi dekh raha hai(gives a sarcastic smile)nai na...toh abb baccha kon trees...hai na...toh unhi se puchna padega na...

Manik- ufff mein bhi kiss idiot se baat karraha hun...tu rehene hi de...

And turns around only to find a man goin on a cycle...

Manik- arre bhai sab plz ...plz rukiye...

Man- ji...

Manik- wo actually hamari car kharab ho gaye hai aur humein urgently mumbai pahunchna hai toh kya yahan asspass kuch help milsakta hai...

Man- ji ...wo aage 1 km ki duri par ek dhaba pardta hai...aur abi toh waha par bus bhi rukti hai ...shayad aapki madad ho jaye...

Manik- aaa...thank u ..thank u very much...cabir chal...pata chalgaya...

IN THE DHABA-

Navya and nandini both sit on a table...and opposite their table 5 boys were siting ...gunda types...

Nandini- toh navya kaya khayegi...

Just then one off the boys passed a comment...

Man 1- arre humein khalo Iam sure we wont mind...(and shared a high five with the other boy and started laughing nastily...

Navni tries to ignore first...

Mean while manbir also entered the same dhaba and sat on a table which was beside navnis table but at a distant...

Manbirs table-

Cabir- ooh god I so hungry...

Manik-(sarcastically)han han...cabir maharaj bhook toh aap ko hi lagegi na...aap toh abhi abhi pahad tod kar ayye ho...I mean sleeping and snoring like a kumbhkaran is so tireing na...

Cabir- ha ha ha...so funny u r...

Manik- I know...

Navnis table-

Nandini- ummm bhaiya(waiter) plz ek aur mirchi la dijiye...

Boy 2- hai mirchi kya zarurat hai...tu toh waise bhi itni tikhi jo hai...(all of them again start laughing nastily)

Nandini- bus bohot hogay

And was about to get up when navya stoped her...

Navya- nandu plz janne de...kyun khama kha panga lerehi hai...

All this was watched by manbir...

Cabir- manik tujhe nahi lagta...society mein bahut gandagi ho gaye hai...

Manik- baat toh sahi bol raha hai...

Cabir - hmmm kuch karna padega...

Navya- nandu hum ek call karke aate hain... she stands up and goes to a corner to calll...mean while nandu was sitting alone when those boys come and join her...

Nandini- excuse me...?

Boy1"excused ji...(all off them start laughing...)

Boy 4- bahi puri pataka lagti hain na...(they again start laughing)

And that was it ...nandini finally lost her temper...and little did those boys knew that...what blunder they have done by proving this girl...

Hearing thewse comments manik got so angry that he got up from his set and was about to come towards them but stoped in the mid and his mouth droped open...

Watching the sight infront of him

Nandini-(angrily got up) utth...abe uth hai dun kan ke niche...

The whole dhaba was watching this show...the boys got up and ..

3^rd boy- kya hua jane man...

Nandini- shun ...shun problem che...
???saale kute kaminon...

4^th man- haye gusse mein aur bhi sexy dekhti re tu...

Nandini- oooh really abhi batate hun...

Nandini kicks him between his thighs and he screams in pain...

Boy 4- chod nai saale ko ...aaaj iska kriya karam karke hi chod na...

Nandini- saale tu kya mera kriya karam karega...aaja bahut shock chadha tha na comments pass karne ka aab tum logon ko mein bolne ke layak nahi chodung ...kisi lagki se kya aapni biwi tak se flirt nahi karpaoge...the other bouys attack he nandu beats every one black and blue...

little did they know that she is a black belt in karate...and within minutes all were running in the whole dhaba for their life but still nandu was not satisfied meanwhile navya sees this sight and freaks out...

Navya- aaree nandu chod unko wo marr jayenge...

But nandini was least interested ...she kept chasing and beating them...

Nandini- ruk sale kutte khahan bhag raha hai...aab comment nahi pass karna...

Boy1- nai nai behen hem..hem toh bus mazak kar rahe the...I swear ...mein kisi ladki ko toh kya aapni biwi tak se flirt nahi karnga...pukka...

All of the holding her feet ...

Hummein maaf kardijiye behen humse galati ho gaye...

And manik and cabir both were shocked to the core...they were still in shock...

Cabir- yeh toh bomb nahi...nuclear bomb se bhi khatarnak nikli...

Manik- kya ladki hai ek minute ke sab ko saaf kardiya...

Nandini- thik hai thik hai- chal ab phut yahan see... all off them rum away from there and everybody in the dhaba start clapping...

Navya- isliye mein tujhe mana karrahi hi kyunki mujhe un bicharon pe taras aagaya ...

Nandini-bichare aur wo...plz..yaar... aur tujhe toh pata hai...mujhese aise battamiz log bardash mahi hote...

Navya-han miss nandini patel ...I kown...ki aap ko kitni nafrat hai aise logon se...isliye unke baatein sunte hi aap unhe...washing machin mein kapde dhulne ki tarah dho dete hain...

Nandini- afcourse...kaminey gundon ki pitai nahi ki toh kya kiya...

Both laugh and retire for the bus and manbir also board the same bus...still in shock

to br continurd...

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