The story of how Manik dies - Screw Hamlet, this is the SHIT

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Posted: 10 years ago

Ummm so we all know how our Baba is no prude ... the boy wants it, the boy takes it 😎. And all has been going very well for him all this while, what with Aliya being such a willing participant and all 🤪. But ab ITNAY ssaalon baad (I bet he started as young as 12-13, considering his 'advanced skills' 😆) , when he's FINALLY found TRUE love ... the REAL shit ... he's being cock-blocked like NOBODY's business. Honoz 🥺

Everytime he tried to kiss his girl, she steps back, runs away, or garners unwarranted 3rd party attention. I am not even going to try to count the number of time's he's tried to kiss Nandu and she's deferred and deflected. Now it's not even funny anymore.

But the ONE day ... the ONE day SHE makes a move (end of episode 57, 17th october.), and not just ANY move ... complete with strip-tease, full on groping/grabbing et all ... and swoops in for a kiss, he's gotta say no, cuz Article 69, paragraph 911, section 4A of ISHQ SUFIYANA Penal Code dictates that the man should refrain from getting some while his lady is inebriated, confunded or just being a sadistic bitch, no matter how tempting she looks 🤪.

So instead, Manik just DIES, of frustration and The district coroner officially rules it a case of : Death by exploding balls . 👏

So Finally isko ISHQ NE MAAR HI DAALA ? Whoever wanted to name the show THAT^ can now rub their hands in glee.

P.S : I shall join u guys in the AT tomorrow night. For anyone who's wondering. If anyone is. =]

Edited by OneThatGotAway - 10 years ago

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Bushra Iqbal

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Rafzzz 🤗

The dude is already having such a hard time controlling his feels(emm wale) and this girl goes onto flaunt her sexy back. HOW CAN HE NOT GET TURNED ON?

There won't be a kiss behen, not even a cheek pe. The guy is going to go all susheel and stop her.

Article 69, I see what you did there. 🤣

That is some sadistic pleasure, teasing and cock blocking him. SMH.

🤣 death by ballxplosion. SHIT JUST GOT REAL. 🤣

Ishq ne maar daala is such a lame ass title. Cock block ne maar daala sounds cool. 😎

Waiting for you to join the fun battery. 😈😆

Edited by Sanely_Insane - 10 years ago

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Zoha Sadaqat

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Posted: 10 years ago

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Rafz🤗 this post has me in splits in right now🤣 Penal code and the balls🤣

This guy is freaking frustrated and if he doesn't get it soon he actually might die🤣 of hormonal imbalance and no satisfaction🤣

Damn!!! Nandu just do it girl🤣

wanna see u in AT ASAP.🤗

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Posted: 10 years ago

Rafz tum bhi na🤣, what a return to the forum😆

Manik has been taking cold showers to no avail, like I said on the kiss wala topic, poor chappie is always so close and yet so far and when the object of his affection actually wants to kiss him he can't take advantage, all this pent-up frustration is enough to drive a sane man insane. The effect on our poor Monster well🤣

Edited by Catatonic_Cat - 10 years ago