The story of how Manik dies - Screw Hamlet, this is the SHIT

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shibz

@shibz

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Posted: 10 years ago

#21

Shit!🤣🤣🤣

How about Nandu bringing her lips close to his & then running away as part of the tease game?😆

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346815

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Posted: 10 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: Sanely_Insane
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Rafzzz 🤗
The dude is already having such a hard time controlling his feels(emm wale) and this girl goes onto flaunt her sexy back. HOW CAN HE NOT GET TURNED ON?
There won't be a kiss behen, not even a cheek pe. The guy is going to go all susheel and stop her.
Article 69, I see what you did there. 🤣
That is some sadistic pleasure, teasing and cock blocking him. SMH.
🤣 death by ballxplosion. SHIT JUST GOT REAL. 🤣

Ishq ne maar daala is such a lame ass title. Cock block ne maar daala sounds cool. 😎
Waiting for you to join the fun battery. 😈😆

@Bold - Array ISHQ ne hi toh maara ... if it was just CB, one day he'd just get pissed and ... I dunno ... UNBLOCK things then and there 😆 ... but bechara ISHQ ka maara hai ... now his hands are tied ... in a totally non-BDSM way ... if the ishq doesn't kill him, the ironies in his life definitely will 🤣

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346815

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Posted: 10 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: Catatonic_Cat
Rafz tum bhi na🤣, what a return to the forum😆
Manik has been taking cold showers to no avail, like I said on the kiss wala topic, poor chappie is always so close and yet so far and when the object of his affection actually wants to kiss him he can't take advantage, all this pent-up frustration is enough to drive a sane man insane. The effect on our poor Monster well🤣

Ok ... yet another possibility here ... Death by pneumonia thanks to all the cold showers 🤣. Har taraf MAUT ka saaaya ... like Mais said .. Ishq isko maar ke hi chodegi 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: shelly_08
WHAT THE...

OMG SERIOUSLYYY!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

'DEATH BY EXPLODING BALLS'????? 🤣 🤣 🤣

This is the SHHIIZZZ!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

'Tan ka taanpura FRUSTRATION mein chhere ek hi raag raag RAAAGGG...BHAAG'!

THIS made my boring Sunday!!!!

I can actually imagine Manik throwing darts at a board with Nandu's face on it and maniacally blasting his lungs to the tune of JAA CHUDAIL !!! Array JAAA JAAA JAAA !!! JAA CHUDAIL !!! 😭🥺🤣

Edited by OneThatGotAway - 10 years ago

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angelic_leena_3

@angelic_leena_3

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Posted: 10 years ago

#24

Death by exploding balls
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OMMGGG!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hilarious..hahahahahahha🤣🤣

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346815

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Posted: 10 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: annboleyn
Okay I'm going to be certified as a legit nut job. Just had a laughing fit in ICU, you are howlarious...where were you all these days?
"Death by exploding balls" is ironically funny on ICU🤣

Originally posted by: annboleyn
Article 69, paragraph 911,penal code...okay stop " genius alert" my shift better end right now...I think have lost all credibility...I've got a catch and look hysterical. What a great stress buster after a long days work. Big hug🤗

Heh , my bad Doc... I didn't mean to turn your life into an episode from Scrubs. 😆 But glad u laughed , every doc , ICU or not, needs some unwinding 🤗

Originally posted by: zohasad2.0
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Rafz🤗 this post has me in splits in right now🤣 Penal code and the balls🤣

This guy is freaking frustrated and if he doesn't get it soon he actually might die🤣 of hormonal imbalance and no satisfaction🤣

Damn!!! Nandu just do it girl🤣

wanna see u in AT ASAP.🤗

Or maybe he'll just sprout WAY too many pimples cuz of the hormonal imbalance. And start raiding stores for "No marks cream" ... and then get so frustrated he'd EAT the cream and die of No marks OD. MAUT hi MAUT har taraf !!! 😆

Originally posted by: VKlovesFK
Omg you really are something Rafz.. the moment i read the title .. i was like WTH...?😲 But the moment i read the inside content.. I couldn't help, but burst out laughing. Ha ha.. you are hilarious. 😆🤣

Congratulations, you've found urself a hidden "manik" 😆

Originally posted by: lostmymusic.
"Article 69, paragraph 911, section 4A of ISHQ SUFIYANA Penal Code.."

I died!! 🤣 Manik bechare ko tou both sides se problem! Kiss na mile tou frustration wali death, kiss mile tou ecstasy wali death 🤣 Ishq isko maar ke hi chode ga! 🤣

Yes ... the saaya of death be looming over his head ... I dunno why i am in such a maarne marwane wala mood ... mujhe toh pappi jhappi galore wala episode dekhke khush hona chaiye thaa ... I must be bipolar 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: TheShipWeirdo
DUDE! 🤣 Stop, okay? Me is DEAD! 🤣 I just... I can't. What?
Excuse Suha: she ain't being able to comprehend any proper sentence to match up to your awesomeness.

Suha .. mera bachaaa 🤗

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Minz_Arsha

@Minz_Arsha

Beginner

Posted: 10 years ago

#26

Manik just DIES, of frustration and The
district coroner officially rules it a case
of : Death by exploding
balls .
Hahaha dis line made me dies laughing...

waahhh kya humour hai aapka..
jst perfecttly u showed us Manik's real.comdition..
becharaa kiss chahiyee par le nahi sakta..

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zahara

@ZAHARA.

Rocker

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Posted: 10 years ago

#27

Haha I love drunk!Nandini and frustrated!Manik so much 😆

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Niya

@N_Niya

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Posted: 10 years ago

#28

😆

khush hogayi tera post padhke...

tere wo kidhar hai? chale gaye k unnko ditch karke hi aagayi?!! 😆

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Ishq-Dua

@Ishq-Dua

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Posted: 10 years ago

#29

Ok the title scared me Manik dies, I think I just stopped breathing here🤢

but when I read the content

OMG this had me LMAO 🤣

penal code LOL

Death by exploding balls 🤣🤣

but I have to agree. The poor man needs to let it out or else we will be witnessing an explosion very soon 😆

I'm actually wondering how he's holding himself all this while. As we have seen even a conversation can turn him on. (the phone wala conversation when he was talking to Alya in the bathroom with Nandu blushing like an idiot😆)

Like I told Kiret the boy got passion in his pants and he needs to show it show it show it. 🤣