Member of the Week 'Selina' - Page 21

ash! wow...
selu i wanna congratz u again!
wish u a happy VALENTINES day! 😆

1)Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

2)How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

3)If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

4)If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

5}Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

6)If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?

7)After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

8)Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

9)If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

10)Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

11)How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

12)If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

13)If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

14)If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

15)Why do they put up pictures of criminals in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

16)How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

17)Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot at them?

18)Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

19)Is there another word for synonym?

20) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

1)Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

2)Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

3)Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4)What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

5)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

6)Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?

7)Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

8)Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

9)Why is a boxing ring square?

10)Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

11)Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

12)Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

13)Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

14)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

lolzzzzzzzzz... dont you think this is enough Sandy??? I will die answering these!! 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: Selina

lolzzzzzzzzz... dont you think this is enough Sandy??? I will die answering these!! 😆 😆 😆

nope more coming!!!!😛

Originally posted by: buttercup

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grrrrrrrrrrrr... you like watching me get tortured?? 😡

Originally posted by: Selina

grrrrrrrrrrrr... you like watching me get tortured?? 😡

Rocking Post..!!😃

1)Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

2)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

3)If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

4)Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

5)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

6)Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

7)How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

8)Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

9)Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

10)If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

😆 awesome questions........!!!!!!!!!! 😆

1)Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

2)If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

3)Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

4)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

5)When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

6)Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?

7)If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

8)Why isn't sour cream really sour?

9)Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?

10)How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?