Out-smarted By Second Grader!

Out-smarted By Second Grader!

A second grade teacher was teaching her class about evolution and how it was all science, therefore god does not exist. To prove her theory she asks Billy the following questions: "Billy go outside and tell me if you can see the grass." When Billy returns he answers, "Yes teacher I can see the grass." The teacher then says, "Billy go back outside and tell me if you can see the sky. " Billy does so and once again replies," "yes teacher I saw the sky." The teacher then said "ok Billy now one more time I want you to go outside and look up and tell me if you see God". Billy returns to the class room once again and replies, "no teacher I do no see God." "You see class," says the teacher "you can't see God therefore he dosnt exist."

At the other end of the class room a small girl named Emily raises her hand and asks, "teacher may I ask Billy a few questions"? The teacher agrees so Emily asks Billy, "when you went outside did you see the grass and the sky?" Annoyed Billy says yes, I did. Emily asks
another question, "Billy can you see the teacher's brain?" Billy responds "no I cannot." The little girl giggles and says, "well then
according to what we learned in school today, if we can't see her brain she must not exist".