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Posted: 18 years ago
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.


The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."


The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."


The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."


The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."


The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."


"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."


"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."


"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

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Fazila~ thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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awwww poor mom.......i gues all she wanted was their love n attention 😳
*Faiza* thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Chicken?? So she ate the parrot! 😕
tazy_rahul thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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aww she ate the parrot 🤢
😆 😆 😆
123460 thumbnail
Posted: 18 years ago
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poor son..spend so much money on that parrot 😆 😆
evloveme thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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lololooloolololololololol


😆

i can not stop laughing!!!!!


thanks a lottttttttttttttttttttt for sharing.

i emailed this joke to everyone that i know.

-LOVE
RIYA 😊 😊
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Posted: 18 years ago
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OMG she ate the parrot🤣

5 mins later n I still can't stop laughing😆😆

pure_choclate thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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aww...poor son and especailly teh parrot...Lol😆...Thanks for sharing😛

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: evloveme

lololooloolololololololol


😆

i can not stop laughing!!!!!


thanks a lottttttttttttttttttttt for sharing.

i emailed this joke to everyone that i know.

-LOVE
RIYA 😊 😊

OMG...you really e-mailed it to everyone? Wow....I'm speechless😳

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Posted: 18 years ago
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awww poor parrot in the beginning i was very senti and teary but then in last when i read that she ate parrot i was like 🤣 🤣 🤣

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