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Posted: 17 years ago
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Posted: 17 years ago
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hahaha.
little Johnny is seriousy funny.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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that is so true i start feeling sleepy the second i walk in the church 😊

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: honeebee222

that is so true i start feeling sleepy the second i walk in the church 😊

Dont snooor plzzzzzzzzz when u sit somewere ok😉😛

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