Ok so this is a riddle and a joke, lets see if you ould get them,
Riddle:
How many birthdays does an average human being have?---Real easy you could get it in like 2 secs!
Joke:---(I heard this from my friend---its real dumb!)
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
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P---Even Superman cant hold it in!