competition of a girl&boy...

Hiya, well...u all know that every where there is a competition of a girl or a boy.or u know they have to show how confident they r! (uff!😆😆) So, just see or should i say read how confident som people are. ........................................JOKES............... ................................. ( My comments on the jokes in RED) Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.(well..kinda true😛)😆 Husband: You tell a woman, it goes in to both ears and comes out of the mouth.(Gosh!..how confident😆)

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Boy: have you ever had a hot burning kiss?(OOOO..what a question)

Girl: Yes! once, my bf forgot to take the cigareete out of his mouth(LOL...he ask something she answers something😆)

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Man: You remind me of the sea.(well..😆)

Woman: cuz i'm wild, romantic, and exciting?(hm...)

Man: No, cuz you make me sick!(how mean)😆

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Boy: May I hold ur hand?(awww)

Girl: No thx, it isn't heavy!(lol...how mean😉😆)

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Girl: Say you love me!!!!(awww)

Boy: you love me!!!!(rude😆)

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Gilr: Darling, I want to dance liek this forever.(u fell special or what?😆)

Boy: Don't you ever wanna improve?(u meanie!😆)

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Boy: I can die for u, I love u so so much!(aww.that is so sweeet)😉

Girl: how soo?..when can i party?(😲how mean)😆

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Boy: i would go to the end of the world for u.(intresting....)

Girl: Yes, but would you stay there forever?(😲😆)

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Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.(well..)

Boy: Then marry me and be happy.(think that😆)

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Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?(well..it depends on him😆)

Boy: Sure, what's ur cell number?(OMG!😆)

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plz do leave ur comments!

xoxo

-Lara😊

😆 😆 good jokes!!
thx for sharing

lol! 😆 😆 😆
halarious jokes! thanx for sharing, Lara!!!

OMG Funny Jokes Love The One About The Ear😆