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These are for the girls :
Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds. Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer. Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know it has never happened. Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all Winter. Q: Why don't men get Mad Cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs.
Q: Why are guys like lawn mowers?
A: They emit foul odors, are hard to get started, and do not last for long.
A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..." Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Hey guys these are ment to entertain dont take them the wrong way!!! I hope you like them....I have to be honest though I got them from a website...so its not my credit to take!
