husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees
them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in the closet ,
not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks , it happens again that the
boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy
, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later , the father says to the boy ,
"Grab your gloves ,
let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my
glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"
The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that...
that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess
<> your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the
little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that shit again ,
you're in my closet now.
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