If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par…

If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par

Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).

Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).

Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).

Abhishek Bachchanas the kid's dad.

Amitabh Bachchanas the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).

It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.

The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.

It would have one dance number.

The film would be titled 'Kuch Taare Zameen Par '

If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par

Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.

Rani as the mother.

Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard University.

An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.

Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.

The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a difference.

The film would cost INR 60 crores.