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Posted: 17 years ago
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The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere!"

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol...i got the joke... 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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okay is that really a joke??? for a married women its not thats reality....🤣🤣

robina

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol...nice idea .... 😆 😆 😆

tfs..

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Posted: 17 years ago
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🤣 damn good one and usually true 😆 😉

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Posted: 17 years ago
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I've heard this one before...anyways..Thnx! 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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dat was great!!!!!!11
👏 it really funny!!!!!!!!! 🤣

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