"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"
"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"
"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"
"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
"I'd like to live with England Cricket Club" the boy replied quickly.
"Why on earth would you want to live with the England Cricket Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"