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A Guy's Answering Machine...

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Posted: 17 years ago
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A Guy's Answering Machine…

Hi,

This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lmao 😆 loved it! 😆 awesome-ness 😆 thx 😃

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😆 thanks for sharing that was funny

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Lol...😆 Hularius, What a funny message that he left😆

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