Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
rahul : Sir I am Ph.d
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
rahul : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY
-X-
A student for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND'
but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'
He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE
FEMALE
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR
-X-
A man on an interview 4 DA post
detective
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
man : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating
-X-
2 persons looking at Egyptian mummy
1st person : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident
case
2nd person : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC
1760!!!....