A man went to a coffee shop with his wife to have some hot coffee.
He drank all his coffee very quickly eventhough his tongue felt being burnt; while the wife was drinking it slowly.
Man: Drink it fast.The coffee will become cold!
Wife: So what??
Man: STUPID!Look at the Menu Card. It says,
"Hot coffee - Rs 10,
Cold Coffee - Rs 30" 😆
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Man: "Last night, a man showed me a knife,threatened to stab me and looted me!"
Friend: "But you always keep a gun with you!"
Man: "I hid that gun, otherwise he would have taken that also!!"😆😆
Edited by coolsonu - 17 years ago