hey everyone😃
a girl n boy sat looking @ their engagement ring
boy: did ur friends admire it
girl: they did more than that.three of them recognized it
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the house painter was on a ladder n his partner was down below
partner:have u got a good grip on da brush
the one above: yep
his partner: OK then hang on i need da ladder
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one boy to da other
1st boy:he was kicked out of school for cheatin
2nd boy: how come
1st boy:he was caught counting his ribs in biology exam
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A for apple
B for bara apple
C for chota apple
D for do apple
E for ek aur apple
F for faltoo apple
G for ganda apple
H for ho gaya na paet kharab kisne kaha tha itne apples khao
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one boy to da other(in a restaurant)
1st boy: go n see if da chef has pig feet
2nd boy: i cant
1st boy: but y
2nd boy: coz he is wearing shoes