funny one line jokes

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two!

Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives!

Never put off the work until tomorrow - what you can put off today!

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!

Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends!

When two's company, three's the result!

God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends!
this one was cool! 😆 😆

good ones....love them all!! 😆
specially these two:
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise. 🤣 🤣

God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends! 😆 😆 😆

All of them were hilarious!!! 😆
I liked...hardwork never killed ne body...but y take the risk! 😆

all of them were funny.... 😆 😆 😆 after marr. wise become otherwise.. 🤣 🤣

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very funny... all r too gud.... 😆

God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends! hahah loved this one

all wer great
thanks for sharing
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my god.....was that hilarious? 😆


very funny indeed 😆


thx for sharing dear....love them all.....esp. a few of them for just too much to handle 😆

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sum

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awww... bcome unsuccessful when hve 2behind them???...lol... so true 😆 😆


Irsa

i rele liked the last one:

when two's a company, three's a result...LOL...