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~types of woman~

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Posted: 17 years ago
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HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

woman:
Always when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't you will lose everything!!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Interesting classification :)


Edited by ta33 - 17 years ago

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