THE PERFECT HUSBAND

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010
models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$150,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's
really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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beautifuldreams thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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That Was Really Good
Good One(.Y) ;] x
366791 thumbnail
Posted: 15 years ago
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Thanx for sharing👍🏼

namita25 thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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loved it.......thanks for sharing it...🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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😆 yeah
Edited by annu127 - 15 years ago
adiroykapur thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣 thats horrible! Her husband is going to have a heart attack when he hears of this!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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i read this before but laugh everytime lol!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#8

a perfect husband :( as by womans

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