Have a Good Laugh!!

Hi ! these jokes were messaged 2 me by my friend
1. Ultimate answer to the question..Define Birthday
ans. the only day you cried , your mom was smiling

2. once a man gave a very nice beating to his son. Livid with his dad, the boy went to a cemetry with his dad's photo, hung it on a tree and wrote underneath -Coming Soon..... 😆

3.A student tossed a coin...if head, i'll sleep..if tail, then i'll watch a movie..if it remains standing, i'll listen to songs and ...if it remains suspended in the air..then i promise i'll study..

4.A reporter asked a victim of bomb blast..did the bomb blast??
the victim got angry and said..no my dear..he crawled towards me and said very lovingly and politely....DHUM!!

5. Shayari....
Dil se aapka khayal jaata nahi
Aapke siva koi yaad aata nahi
Hasrat hai aapko roz dekhun par......


Kambakht mere TV par Cartoon Network aata nahi 😆

6.Wife- aji suniye..aapne mujhe pehli baar ghunghat utha ke dekha toh aapko kaisa laga tha??
Husband- ..agar Hanuman Chalisa yaad na hoti toh Khuda kasam mar gaya hota

Hahaha...really all iz well.....too well....😆 😆

Specially 2 & 3 were awesome...😃