Woman

If you are well dressed, she thinks you are a playboy.

If you are not, she thinks you are rugged.

If you kiss her you are not a gentleman.

If you do not, you are not a man.

If you praise her she thinks you are a liar.

If you do not, you are good for nothing.

If you agree with all her like she is abusing.

If you do not agree, you do not understand her.

If you make romance you are an experienced man.

If you do not, you are a half- half man.

If you visit her often she thinks it is boring

If you do not, she accuse you are double crossing.

If you propose love within a brief acquaintanceship you are a fresh boy.

If you postpone it till later she wonders why !

If you are jealous she thinks it's bad.

If you are not, she doubts your love, and is not glad.

If you attempt a romance she says you don't respect her.

If you do not, she thinks you do not like her.

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

If you talk, she wants you to listen.

If you contradict her, she does not like it and

If you do not, she thinks you are gullible.