Maruti!

Banta bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar
to Jalandhar to meet his friend Santa. He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. but he didn't reach Amritsar that evening and not even the next day. When he finally reached home on the third day his
distraught mother ran out hugged him an asked,"Arre puttar ki hoya??"
Banta got out tired and said, "Oy ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge janne ke
leye chaar gear banaate hain aur pichche jane ke leye sirf ek!"