Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10 - Page 5

Originally posted by: -purnima-

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**Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

**I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

**Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

**Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

**Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

**If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

**A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

** Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

**Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

** Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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