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Purnima

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Posted: 15 years ago

funny one liners 😆 😆...

* regular naps prevent old age... especially if u take them while driving...

*having one child makes u a parent... 2 makes u refree...

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile 😊...i tried but they wanted cash...

*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...

*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...

*ladies first...pretty ladies sooner...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz... so go to sleep...

*alcohol kills slowly...so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day

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Edited by -purnima- - 13 years ago

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Posted: 15 years ago

Nice one liners 👍🏼 tfs

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Posted: 15 years ago

ehe good ones...

I guess the missing word is kids in:

*shud women have (kids) after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

t4s =)

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Purnima

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: rukhaya
ehe good ones...

I guess the missing word is kids in:

*shud women have (kids) after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

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t4s =)

thanx 4 correcting 😃 😃.... yes kids was missing i edited it.... 😃 ...

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Nikki

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: Puri_2711
funny one liners 😆 😆.....

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz.... so go to sleep....

*alcohol kills slowly....so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Neha Khatnani

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Posted: 14 years ago

these r coooool!!! 😉

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Sumi_162710

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Posted: 14 years ago

LOLZZZZZ......Puri.....that was awesum....I specially liked the marriage one and the laziness one.....even the last three ones were too gud.....hehe. Mujhe bahut maza aya padhke yaar....guess u hav passed on the infection of smiling to me....coz thats wat I am doing now....

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Purnima

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: sumaiya wahid
LOLZZZZZ......Puri.....that was awesum....I specially liked the marriage one and the laziness one.....even the last three ones were too gud.....hehe. Mujhe bahut maza aya padhke yaar....guess u hav passed on the infection of smiling to me....coz thats wat I am doing now....

thanx 4 liking 😃😃😃............ by the u noticed Raj here in the forum banner 😉😉😉😉