Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10

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NerdBuster

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Posted: 13 years ago

#61

haha nice compilation .. have heard some of them before but the rest were hilarious too :)

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Purnima

@-purnima-

Stunner

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Posted: 13 years ago

#62

* *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 😆😆

** By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

** If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

**WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

**My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! 😆

**You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

** If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.

**Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

**Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

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manali

@Revolutionbreez

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#63

**Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

😆 😆 Too good !!! 😆

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peepalala

@peepalala

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Posted: 13 years ago

#64

this is great post .
like --
Alcohol isn't the answer to everything but atleast it makes you forget the question.

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http://onelinersfunny.wordpress.com/

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Aditi_97

@Aditi_97

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#65

Too good purni di...😛😆

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