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Tenzin

@SenpaiNOTICEME

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#51

Jalal will privilege Jodhaa over Hukkah one day 😛😛 Oh really 😲😲 Ha ha ha 😆😆😆 My foot 🤢🤢

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#52

Originally posted by: taaniroyal

hahaha..
Well main apna inbox check karti 1000 sms unred parhy...
Fir post karti

😆

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#53

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#54

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#55

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#56

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#57

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#58

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

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bokul

@bokul

Master

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#59

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

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taaniroyal

@taaniroyal

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#60

Bacha (Rota huwa):
"Ami Aap ne Mujh se Jhoot Bola tha na."

Ammi:
"Kon sa Jhoot Beta."?

Bacha:
"Ap ne tu kaha tha Tumhari Choti Behan Pari ki trah hy."

Ami:
"Han Beta.!
Wo to hy."

Bacha:
"Tu jab Mai ne Usy Chat se Neechy Phenka to wo Urri Q nai."?

Ammi:
"Tera Berra Ghark ho jaye Kanjra kithy Sutiya e Kurri nu."
"Mama je naal wali gali wich"