Originally posted by: LizBennett
Arz kiya hai...( I am imagining the Irshaad's here...)
Action ki Ummeed mein...hum sab ban Gaye ullu...
Scribes ne dikhla diya...Babaji ka Thullu ...
Hats ..sorry turbans..and other assorted head gears off ...Kapil Sharma for giving us our very own desi version of the middle finger...except that we use the whole hand...and therefore are more potent ...cuss wise ie.
Ok...so...Having said that, the epi was not as bad as I imagined from the assorted thappads that it has received...
Understanding the power of the masses ... and learning how to manipulate said power...sadly, is what makes one an astute politician...and it's a lesson that Rex Bull has had to learn...the hard way...once again courtesy our FireBrand Volcano Woman...who is now converting her supposed disadvantage...that of being a princess from a small kingdom...to her biggest asset...she has the advantage of being closer...up close and personal with her subjects...if you will...because In her maika...she mingled freely with her kingdom folk...and has a good inkling of their pulse...
I reiterate what I said earlier...'twill be Damsel who brings Imperio out of his royal cage...and be at home with his subjects...which in turn will make him an Emperor for the ages...
So, what else was achieved besides the fact that the Imperial court should buy stock in a company that manufactures glycerin...
errr...not much...
And if Narcissa wanted to be bedecked by Damsel bcoz Damsel has the lock on the beauty dept...while she...Egoiste in Chief has the brains dept. sealed...
Then...MEMO to Her Royal Obliviousness...you just handed victory over to your biggest opponent...and YOU claim to be a chess player????...BLUHHH!!!!!
You acknowledge her beauty...and indirectly her hold over him via his ..supposedly ..non- existent heart...( Mughal anatomy was seriously wonky man..)...and refuse to show any evidence of cortical functioning...'coz that dept. also has befallen to Damsel...
You might as well use that mini seal enclosed in that massively oversized chest...and stamp it on Bull's Imperial forehead...as signed, sealed and delivered to Damsel...
You've just handed your spouse over...and thrown in the towel...( now how the heck are you get outta that infernal...pardon the pun...bathtub...in which you perpetually immerse yourself..)...
Figure that out..and...in case of assistance required...Dial 1-800-DAMSEL...
Why ever not..??? 'Tis all everyone else is doin...
Stand in line to donate ur brains...they ain't getting much use in their present locales anyways...