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Jodhu: tum kyun chupa chupi khel rahe ho
Mohan: kya karu jodhu darling tera jallad pathi tho bandook leke ghoom raha hai mere rajya maein
Jodhu: ufff its his habit, he loves to scare me with his shemsher now he got a new weapon to scare me
Mohan: jodhu dont worry i will teach him a lesson by kidnapping you infront of him
Jodhu: but he have bandook, if he shoots u what will happen to our love
Mohan: jodhu remove the bullets thats it
Jodhu: how can i remove the bullets when he is acting like gabbar singh with his bandook on his shoulders all the time
Mohan: jodhu just smile at him once he will forget that he has bandook at his hand, ur smile is really dangerous, it can kill a person
Jodhu: oh OMG what i did instead of using khanjar and samsher if i had smiled to that jallad he would have been dead by this time...
Mohan: yes jodhu , but damn it atlast u realized that just one smile can kill him,,,
Jodhu: mission bullet nikalo
Jallu: jodha begum where were u
Jodhu: i dont think i need to answer u
Jallu: jodha begum u are still my wife and u have not in Amer till than u are my begum so i need an answer
Jodhu: okie i was roaming in jungle
Jallu: jodha begum u are looking beautiful today and ur eyes and ur smile... uff maar daala hum kush huye
Jodhu: removes the bullet from bandook when he is lost in her beauty
Jallu: jodha begum i can hear some sound
Jodhu: yes its my boyfriend mohan with whom i am going to run away and willl have 4 kids, and will live happily with him
Jallu: which means u cheated me, and u are not going to amer and live alone for rest of ur life
Jodhu: oh my foot why i need to live alone all my life that too a for a person like u, my mohan is really a king he is gonna keep me happy for all my life
Jallu: jodha begum i will shoot you
Jodhu: dont dare jallad see once u dont have bullets i have removed that already
Jallu: ye anyay hai
Jodhu: kaisa anyay u have killed my fiancee and always tortured me and my family now its ur turn
my mohan will be here anytime soon
MOHAN: hey jallad see i am the jungle ka raja babbar tiger, now i am gonna make u pizza and eat you, and i am jodhu will marry each other after ur death...
Mohan arrives in junglee avataar
and he sings a song to jodhu
chahe koi mujhe junglee kahe kehthe hi tho kehthe rahe hum pyaar ke toofan me gire hain hum kya karen
Jodhu: mohan see this my old pathi dev, he is saying that he will kill me... but he dont know its ur rajya jungle, not his agra
jalal: jodha begum u r gonna marry a tiger are u mad
mohan: how dare u call my jodhu as mad i willl eat u
jalal: mohan i am warning u becareful u are not gonna eat but u will be dinner to jodha begum
jodhu: what the hell jallad what are u saying
mohan: shut up jalal
Jallu: mohan becareful with jodha begum, she is gonna eat u alive if u marry her, see i am married to her for 3 months, she dint let me to touch her, and upon that she always have conditions for each and everything, she keeps on asking for clothes, jewels, food... and on top of it she keeps on taunting me forever, if u marry her this problem will be transferrd to ur account
Mohan: what jalal is she so much demanding
Jallu: yes mohan, dont ever commit that mistake of marrying this amer ki mirchi, if u wanna marry i will arrange ur marraige with beautiful tigress of Agra her name is Riyya she stays in the harem of india forums .. she is too obedient, and u can have ur SR on ur wedding night only...she wont make u to wait for 3 months and all.. by the time jodha begum gives u a permission to hold her hand agra tigress would have given u 10 kids...
Mohan: oh i see
jalal today u saved me ...
jalal: mohan run away from jodha begum or else she will not let u go
mohan: than when u will arrange for my marraige
Jalal: once i leave jodha to amer once i return back to agra that day is ur wedding
mohan: thanku so much jalal, why this jodha is staring me with angry look..
Jalal: i revealed her truth to u na so she is angry on both of us, i think she will kill u if u stay here for another second
Mohan: OMG let me run...
( mohan will flee away from jodhu)
jalal: see jodha begum suryabahn got killed, and mohan pyaare ran away,,, i am ur only one husband forever
Jodha: how dare u lie about me to mohan
jalal: sorry jodha i never lied i told the truth
jalal smirks at jodha...š
jodha: just u dint had SR for that u need to tell lie about me
jalal:okie have SR with me, i will say to mohan that ur a good wife..
Jodha: my foot
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