Well, I was serious when I said no more writing until exam gets over but today's precap triggered the wrong nerve.The Writing One.!😆
Okay, so since the show is going all serious here is my hilarious take on it.!
OS-**Bade Log Bade Log**
Anika-"aap Samj kyun nahi rahe hain...Main aapse baat karna chathi hoon!"
Shivaay-"Tum Baat kahan karti ho sirf..phel gaya raita...oh bete ki...michmichi...apne weird words ki marketing karti ho!"
Anika-"Mujhe kuch kehna hai!"
Shivaay goes down the memory lane, the last time on Karwa-Chauth there was a similar situation but now, this time he thought it was that, which he had thought the last time...! Of course he was mistaken the last time, but this time?
But the way things went in last few days he was sure that this time it was that, he had well noticed her behaviour when he was around.
Shivaay-"I m busy all right...! "
Anika holds his hand-"Maine kaha naa Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai..!"
Shivaay gets his hand out of her hold-" Maine kaha naa mujhe kuch nahi suna hai! Ek toh kal bhi Om itni mushkil se theek hua hai..! Aur ab tum..!" He starts to walk away.
Anika holds his palm and pulls him, he pulls back. They start tug-a-war. Anika irritated stops pulling and ends up falling on him on the carpet.
"Ouch..!" they say in unison as their heads bang.
Anika rubs her head and bangs it again on his forehead. Poor Shivaay who had raised his head with difficulty again went and banged the carpeted floor. Thanking his lucky starts for the carpet.
SHivaay-"Ouch...you ..crazy woman..!"
Anika-"Bol rahi thii ...sun le jiya..nahi ..aap toh shre shree Tadibaaz ustaad hai...aap kyun sunenge..!"
Shivaay-"haan nahi suna..! Ab utho gi...yaan bahut maza aa raha hai!"
Anika turns a shade of red-"Cheapde...mujhe koi chauk nahi hai..!"
Shivaay-"hmm..!"
Anika gets up and helps him up."Ab chup chaap suniye..!"
Shivaay was about to open his mouth when she slides her left hand behind his head and the right one over is mouth covering it. His eyes widen at her actions.
"Suniye ab..
Tej uncle ka sar fir gaya hai..wo ShvetLana se engagement kar rahe hain! Bahut raita phela hua haye..hum mein yeh kisi bhi haal mein rokna hai...aap samajh rahe hain naa jo main keh rahi hoon..! Kuch toh kahiye..yahan tension se mera sar phat raha hai!"
Shivaay tugs on her right hand, realising she takes off only her right hand her left still over the back of his head.
Shivaay"Jab answer expect karti ho toh muh toh kholne diya karo...aur yeh aise kaise tum apna haath..
Anika-""Aap mude pe aayi ye...aapki faaltu bakwaas ke liye time nahi hai!"
Shivaay-"Maine,..faaltu..watch it .."
Anika-"Arey...topic pe aayi naa...kitna off-topic baat karte hain aap..!"
Shivaay-"Hmm!"
Anika-"Haan?"
Shivaay-"Hmmm!"
Anika-"Kya?"
Shivay-"Hmmm..!"
Anika-"Yeh kya hmm hmm laga rakha hai...aapki zubaan kya ghaass tarne chali gayi hai kya?"
Shivaay-"WATCH THAT LANGUAGE ANIKA...Tum sab bol deti ho, phir main kya boloon..!"
Anika-"Haan toh...ab aage..!"
Shivaay folds his hand-"Tumhe mere baal bahut pasand hain..silky hai naa?"
Anika baffled -"Kya!"
Shivaay-"Iss liye toh haath nahi hataaya ab tak!"
Anika takes her hand back and steps back in awkwardness. He steps forward to tease her.
Anika-"wo..!
Shivaay-"Wooo...kya? Silky..?"
Anika-"Nahi Wooo...?"
Shivaay-"Huh?"
Anika gaining composure still taking steps backward-"Aap ki baatein phir Off-topic ho rahi hain!"
Shivaay-"Aaj kal tumhaari harkaten bhi..!"
Anika-"Aaapki toh pehle se hi..!"
Shivaay-"Tumne kuch kaha?"
Anika-"Haan wo main..team ko jama karti hoon..!" runs out. "Pagal Insaan!"
Shivaay-"Crazy Woman!"
Anika assembles all the paltan.
Shivaay enters and sees them all standing in a line.
Anika-"Acha hua aap aa gaye!"
Shivaay clears his throat and comes forward with the air of an important head.
Anika-"Ok so ab plan...
Shivaay stops in his steps, giving " Phat the wuck " look.
Anika-"Aap aise kya dehk rahe hain..plan suniye..!"
Shivaay-"What tum...plan..!"
Anika-"Phir time waste kar ahe hain aap...!"
Rudra-"Bhaiya..aap please Bhabhi mi baat maaniye naa..!
Shivaay-"Trust me guys...agar plan Anika ka hai toh it isn't working...so no point even listening.
Anika argues.
Priyanaka-"Bhaiya Bhaabhi..!"
All try to stop their argument, in vain. Finally Om speaks up-"Shivaay Anika...hum kuch nai kar sakte hain..aur ais etoh bilkul nahi..kuch logon ko badla nahi jaa sakta..!"
Om walks towards the door. "Om we will find a way..!" trails Shivaay's voice.
Anika-"Om...!" she holds his hand.
"Ek bach thaa,wo naa footpath pe walk kar raha thaa...uski mom uske peeche chal rahi thii, phir wo bacha ek dum se footpath se neech utar ke road pe chalne laga, aur gaadiyaan bhi aa jaa rahi thii.. tum he kya lagtaa hai, uski mom ne kya kia hoga?"
Om thinking-"Wo usse road se keech ke usse foothpath pe laati, aur pyaar se samjaa ti ki wo galat raaste pe hain ..! Usse chot lag sakti hai!"
Anika-"Aur agar bachaa zid kare toh?"
Om-"Toh..woh usse keech ke foothpath pe laayegi aur daantegi!"
Anika-"Aur agar wo Maa aisa kuch naa kare toh!"
Om-"Toh galti maa ki hain...aur bechaare bache ki life danger mein hain!"
Anika-"Theek waise hi kabhi kabhi hmaare bade bhi chotte se bache ki tarah bhatak jaate hain...toh kya yeh humaari duty nahi ki hum unhe theek raaste pe le aaye..galti toh insaan se hoti hai...kuch se bahut zyada..aur kai yeh realize bhi nahi karte..! Iska matlab yeh to nahi ki hum har wo insaan se apne rishte-naate tod de!
Om stares at her..in simple words she had convinced him !
Shivaay stares at her and smiles. She had her way! He was amazed at this woman who never had been in a family and was here keeping his family together like it was in her blood..!
All smile.
Anika-"Toh ab kheechne ke liye tayaar ho!"
Om-"Lekin..!"
Rudra-"offo O...no lekin wekin...jo karna hai aaj..warn yeh jo bacha hai naa TSO wo gum ho jaayega! Right Bhaabhi!"
Anika smiling at his Devar whose new colour she had witnessed only yesterday-"Haan!"
Om smiles.
Rudra-"Yeh Bade Log bhi naa!"
Anika-"Sach...Bade Log Bade Log..!" she says moving her hand sin a wave in air.
(Kichdi-type)
All giggle.
Rudra extending his hand-"So let's do it..!" Anika places her hand in his. Both look at Om, who smiles and puts his hand in."Yes!" they exclaim in unison.
Priyanak and Saumya run-"Hum bhi hain!"
Shivaay was grinning at the scene. As all were lost smiling at each other.
Rudra suddenly speaks-"Mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai koi missing hai..!"
Shivaay realising-"Guys its me missing..!" his green eyes opened wide at realisation, he raises his hand standing rooted at the same spot."Tum mujhe kaise bhool gaye!"
Anika-"Ab wahan khaae tadi maarenge yaan yahan bhi aayenge!"
Cat caught the Billa's tongue and grinning like a Cheshire cat he came up and stood next to Anika.
Rudra to pull his leg-"Bhaiya..idhar aayi ye naa..boys iss taraf hain..!
Shivaay taken aback-"Haan wo..main..aa raha hoon!"
Anika hides her smile.
Shivaay-"So here's to mission ..
Om-"TSO..!
Rudra-"Lets keep it PiTe So..!
All in unison "PiTe??"
Rudra-"Pinky and Tej Singh Oberoi...Wo chotti maa bhi thodi road se..
Shivaay glares at him and he looses his voice.
Shivaay-"Rudra...I think you make sense..!" Laughs.
All Laugh..!
p.S
Please ignore typos, din proof read..!😛
Love Friendship Dating and Relationships
Bindi
