With due respect to all doctors, on the forum as well as outside ones, this is a hilarious take on the only medical person in the serial. Dr Pulkit Deshpande.
Someone asked, what exactly is his specialization? Well, this is a take on that. Humourous and totally fictional.
Every night, he decides to brush on his medical knowledge. He has to, because every day he has to deal with new challenges, courtesy this one family. The Chavans. The best source of knowledge, is the internet these days, both on medical and non-medical front His internet surfing history is interesting. Read on…
1. How to alter someone’s name on the marriage certificate? Can adobe photoshop do the trick? How many copies to print? Maybe Virat’s certificate will need altering next.
2. Spine surgery. How to remove bomb shrapnel using a pencil and ballpoint pen. Can a TT be avoided? Better. Also can a GPS be inserted in the body? Better to keep this errant officer in view all the time. DIG himself asked for that.
3. Brain surgery. How to do a brainstem surgery on a patient without shaving off the head. Also without anesthesia and oxygen. Maybe hypnotise the patient. Will it result in total brainwashing? Search Youtube videos for that.
4. Gynaec: Is there a latest textbook on Gynaec complications after childbirth. If possible, is there is a procedure for uterus removal in a wheelchair? How soon can a patient bolt away after the surgery? Search youtube videos.
5. DNA fingerprint testing. Is it possible to know the father of a child through the fingerprint alone? Which print is to betaken? Thumb, palm or all five fingers? Why is it such a long procedure then? And what's that to do with DNA of a person?
6. Teaching: which exercise to give to students of first yr MBBS so that they don’t participate in the college cultural fest? Lemon and spoon race is best. Students have to move about in the campus like that. It will ensure that they don’t see left or right. Also improves the student’s concentration, also balance. Or leg tie partnering? Tying one leg each of two students.. Especially if they are not best buddies. This ensures that they will never bunk classes. Also ensure that each student gets only two tickets to the fest. Otherwise people get their entire Khandaan. There should be diversity in the audience too.
7. How to avoid getting kidnapped? Should a taxi have a warning red light, saying that it is a kidnapping vehicle? How to send SOS to the DIG sir, in case you happen to be in such a taxi? Especially if the driver is wearing a mask. Forget Corona, this is a mask which covers the entire face.
8. How to ensure that you wife talks in an adult manner to her family? Not just clap hands? Will a drop of adhesive on her palms help? Or recruit her on a mosquito hunting scheme?
THIS IS NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE. PLEASE TAKE IT AS PURE HUMOUR.
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