Link to Part-2(LAST PART) https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/geet-hui-sabse-parayee/1604338/funny-os-khurana-circus-last-part-page-3?pn=3
PART - 1
Hi buddies,
Welcome to Khurana Circus(Title Courtesy:Sana&Mina).
In this OS there is no dark past for both maan and geet. both are fresh pieces.
our premature baby Geet works in Khurana Circus oops...Khurana Constructions as the secretary of our Ring Master Maan RING Khurana(name courtesy: Sana). both are in love with each other.but they are too stubborn to confess their love for each other.
our PPs i.e. Panch Pandavs(adi,pinki,manisha,romeo & pandeji) have sensed the SOMETHING SOMETHING between Maaneet. PPs are eagerly waiting for maaneet to confess.but as there was no signs of any confession in the near futute,our PPs plan a prank to make maaneet to confess.
PP are engaged in planning their masterplan
adi: yaar we must do something to make maan sir and geet to confess
pinki: you are right adi. otherwise these two are not going to confess until their hair become white. they are that stubborn. no doubt they are made for each other
pandeji: but what can we do in this matter?
adi: mera pas ek idea hai
all PPs : bolo adi
Adi: maan sir listens to dadima only. so lets request dadima to ask maan sir to confess to geet his feelings for her
all PPs :(irritated)
pinki: very poor idea
manisha: i have an idea
pinki: bolo manisha
manisha: lets fix geet's shaadi with some 'x'. then maan sir will feel insecure and confess his love to geet
pandeji: what if maan sir doesn't confess after that also?
manisha:(says casually) no problem. lets do geet's shadi with that 'x'
all are shocked
pinki: but ye 'x' kaun hai?
romeo:(annoyed) stop it. manisha! ye kaise idea hai? are you planning for their confession or separation?
manisha: romeo! if you don't like my idea, then why don't you come up with your own idea?
romeo: yes, i am ready with the master plan
PPs: really?
romeo: haan. now all listen to me carefully
PPs: hmmm
romeo: we are going to do a drama to make maan sir and geet to confess
manisha: acha. ye drama ka naam kya hai?
romeo: "CONFESSION AFTER CONFUSION"
pandeji: romeo, ye bohat acha naam hai. but who are the hero and heroine?
romeo: the hero is adi and the heroine is pinki
adi&pinki both are very excited, staring @ each other and they are about to go into their LaLa Land.
romeo waves his hand in front of adi&pinki's faces and there is no response from them
romeo: hey you two! this is only for drama. now don't go to your LaLa Land
adi&pinki are embarassed
romeo: pinki! you are maan sir's girl friend
all others are shocked and ask in chorus: kya? ye kabse?
romeo: oops... it is in the drama yaar
pinki:(couldn't come out of shock)
romeo: pinki, in front of geet, you should pretend to be close with maan sir. so that geet will become jealous and confess her love for maan sir
pinki: kya? should i be close with maan sir to make geet jealous?
romeo: exactly
pinki: romeo! geet won't become jealous rather she will kill me
adi: don't worry pinki. i am sure. geet can't kill you
pinki: kyun?
adi: because maan sir will kill you, even before geet tries to kill you
pinki almost faints
romeo: adi keep quiet
pinki: romeo, i won't act
Romeo: dekho pinki, you really want maan sir and geet to confess. hena?
pinki: haan
romeo: then you have to do this sacrifice
pinki: kyaaa? sacrifice? romeo! do you really want me to give up my life for this cause?
romeo: yesa kuch nai hoga yaar
pinki: I'm scared. i won't act
manisha: i have an idea to save pinki's life
pinki: jaldi bolo manisha
manisha: in this drama, instead of pinki lets use a body double
pinki feels relieved
adi: manisha, ye koi TV serial shooting nai hai. in our drama, pinki has to give live performance with maan sir in front of geet
manisha: what? live performance? then nobody can save pinki's life.
pinki is worried.
romeo: ye sab chodo yaar. saving pinki's life is not that important
pinki:(shocked) romeo! have you made arrangements for my funeral also?
romeo: sorry pinki. i didn't mean it. what i actually wanted to say is "now it is important to make maan sir and geet to confess
pinki:(too scared) no romeo,i can't do this heroine role. lemme do one thing
romeo: what?
pinki: i'll do the hero's role
all are shocked.
romeo: pinki! do you know what is the role of the hero?
pinki: nai
romeo: the hero has to act as geet's boy friend
pinki: teek hai. it's better to act as geet's boy friend than maan sir's girlfriend
romeo rolls his eyes and asks: then who will play the heroine's role?
pinki: adi will do it
adi: kya? pinki! do you want me to act as maan sir's girl friend. tum pagal hogayi kya?
pandeji: then who will do the role of maan sir's girl friend?
manisha: i'll do it
all are shocked and ask in chorus: kya? tum?
manisha: haan mein. I'm happy to do this. at least i can be my HHB's (Hot Hot Boss) fake girl friend. I'm even ready to die in the due course.
romeo: no manisha. it won't work
manisha: (disappointed)
romeo: listen pinki! you are the only girl here. so we have no other choice.you only can act as maan sir's girlfriend
pinki: geet is also a girl. so we have a choice
pandeji: but geet is maan sir's real girl friend. how can she act? after all we r doing this for geet.
Pinki: teek hai.i'm ready to play the role of maan sir's girlfriend
all are happy
pinki: adi! i have a doubt
adi: pucho pinki
pinki: in case if i got killed by either maan sir or geet, then can my father collect life insurance benefit? will the insurance company hold its promise in case of death by murder,
adi: if you didn't intentionally endanger your life, then the insurance company will hold its promise
romeo: hey stop it yaar. pinki! nothing would happen like that
pinki: what do you mean by 'nothing would happen like that'? won't the insurance company hold its promise after my death?
romeo: oh my God. yesa nai hai pinki. i said that nothing will happen to your life
pinki:(thinking)
romeo: pinki! i am asking you for the last time. do you agree to it or not?
pinki:(says half heartedly) teek hai. i accept
all are happy
romeo: thanks pinki
pinki: it's o.k.
romeo: now lets talk about the hero. adi! lemme explain your role
adi:(now only realises that he has to play the role of geet's boyfriend and shocked and shouts) romeo! now don't ask me to play as geet's boyfriend.
romeo: no adi, you have to do it
adi: no. rather i would prefer to play the role of maan sir's girlfriend. pinki! lets swap our roles in this drama
romeo:(scratching his forehead)
pinki: don't be panic adi. mein hoon na tumara pas.
adi: tum?
pinki: haan
manisha: adi! pinki se kuch seekho. see how bold she is!
adi: we are three men here. y should i only do this? why not romeo or pandeji?
manisha: teek hai. i'll act as geet's boyfriend
all are shocked and ask in chorus: kya?
manisha:(becomes emotional) what's wrong with you all? you peole are not letting me play either maan sir's girlfriend role or geet's boyfriend role. i'm upset
all others feel bad for manisha and don't know what to reply to manisha
romeo:(thinks for sometime and calls manisha) manishaaa...
manisha: hmmm
romeo: you have an important role to play
manisha:(happy&excited) really?
romeo: haan
manisha: what is that?
romeo: you have to bump into maan sir....
manisha:(more excited) kya? should i bump into my HHB? i can't wait for that
romeo: manisha lemme complete
manisha: hmm
romeo: you have to bump into maan sir when he is talking on his mobile
manisha: lekhin kyun?
romeo: then only maan sir will loose his balance and drop his mobile
manisha: romeo! wait. i know what would happen next
romeo:(surprised) what?
manisha: my HHB will drop his phone and hold my waist so as to stop me from falling down. after that an eyelock would happen between us.
all hit their heads with their hands
manisha:(still in LaLa land with Maan) OMG...it would be so dreamy. hena?
adi:(shouts) manisha, now come back to earth
manisha: don't be jealous adi
romeo: pandeji! as soon as maan sir drops his mobile, you should pick it
pandeji: what should i do with it?
romeo: from maan sir's mobile, you have to send a SMS to pinki's number
pandeji: what sms?
romeo: I LOVE YOU PINKI
all are shocked
pinki: (slaps romeo and shouts) how dare you?
romeo:(shocked by the unexpected slap) pinki! why did you slap me?
pinki: actually, i should have killed you.
romeo: but pinki,what did i do?
pinki: just now you said i love you to me
romeo: oh my God pinki...
manisha:(cuts him short) what? pinki is your god?
romeo: oh my God stop it
manisha: now are you calling me 'God'?
romeo: (annoyed) adi, please tell me,what is the punishment for murder?
adi: usually it is life sentence.but in rarest of the rare case, you will get death sentence. btw whom are you going to murder?
romeo: manisha and pinki
pandeji: kyun?
romeo: these two are planning to send me to mental hospital. then whatelse can i do?
pinki: romeo, why don't you try an alternative?
romeo: what?
pinki: you commit suicide. then you will be happy and i too can be happy
adi: ye sab chodo yaar. now talk about the drama
pinki: i can't leave this that easily. romeo! why did you say i love you to me?
romeo: pinki! tum galat samaj rahi ho
pinki: acha
romeo: dekho pinki, i didn't mean it. i just wanted to say that pandeji will send a 'I LOVE YOU PINKI' sms to you
pinki turns to pandeji and gives him an angry look.
pandeji is scared that pinki is going to slap him too. so he covers his cheeks with his hands.
pinki:(asks angrily) pandeji! would you send that sms to me?
romeo: pinki! it is only for the drama. please don't mistake him
pinki: teek hai
pandeji: no i won't send that sms
romeo: kyun?
pandeji: i'm a bramachari. i can't love anyone
romeo: pandeji! who told you to love pinki?
pandeji: if i don't love pinki, then why should i send the sms?
romeo: pandeji, you are going to send that sms from maan sir's mobile. so that means the sms is sent by maan sir
pinki: kya? maan sir too loves me? how many people are loving me yaar?
manisha: pinki, don't be so greedy. adi himself is more than enough for you
adi: he he he
romeo: silence
all become silent.
romeo: now our mission is to make maan sir and geet to confess. so please concentrate in it
PPs: teek hai
romeo: so pandeji you have to send the sms from maan sir's mobile
pandeji: hmm
adi: but, what is the need for maan sir to send ILU sms to pinky?
romeo: haan. there is no need for him.that is why i'm asking pandeji to send sms
pinki: why should maan sir send ILU message to me?
romeo: because you are maan sir's girlfriend
pinki: then why should we make maan sir to confess to geet instead of me? (buddies, i guess, centuries ago, pinki's brain had stopped working)
romeo: pinki you are just going to act as maan sir's girlfriend
pinki: what? should i act as his girl friend? no i won't accept for this
romeo:(annoyed) pinki! are you again starting from the beginning?
pinki becomes silent.
romeo:(too tired) now all listen to me. hereafter i'm not going to explain the drama orally. i'll write the script and give it to you. and you have to follow it. teek hai?
all: ok
manisha: but, who is geet's boyfriend?
romeo: adi
adi: no
pinki: lets decide it by drawing lot
all agree to it. pinki writes the names of adi,romeo and pandeji in 3 chits,folds and shuffels them and asks manisha to pick a chit.
manisha picks one and about to read the name...
pandeji:(praying lord Ram) Ram,Ram,Ram...my name shouldn't come....Ram,Ram,...my name shoudn't come..Ram,Ram.....
Adi:(prays to geet's babaji) hey babaji! madad karna!
romeo is so confident that his name would not come in the chit
manisha starts to read the name...
pandeji&adi close their ears with their hands and romeo is smilig.
manisha(shouts): it's ROMEO
immediately romeo's smile disappears and he shouts "kya?". he snatches the chit from manisha and checks for himself and finds out that it is his name only.
pinki pulls the hands of adi & pandeji from their ears.
manisha: hey! relax guys. it's romeo who is going to act as geet's boyfriend
romeo is too scared and worried
pinki:(teases him)romeo! don't worry. nothing would happen to your life.
romeo:(says feebly) thanks for your consolation pinki.
pinki:(smiles)
romeo: i'll give the script in half an hour. lets execute our plan in the afternoon.
all agree with him and disperse.
in the afternoon...
PPs eagerly waiting for maan to come back from lunch.
after few minutes...
maan enters inside the KHURANA CIRCUS..oops!!..Khurana Constructions...
PPs have noticed maan.
romeo signals adi to start.
adi calls maan's mobile from office landline.
maan takes his mobile out.
romeo signals manisha and pandeji to go to maan.
immediately, manisha runs and bumps into maan.
maan looses his balance and drops his mobile and as a reflex action,he literally holds manisha's waist to stop manisha from falling down(buddies, i guess, this is the scene of the century). manisha couldn't believe what just maan did. manisha goes into LaLa land where maan is passionately dancing with manisha for the following rhymes "London bridge is falling down... falling down... falling down.... my fair lady... London bridge is...."
maan has forgotten about his mobile and he is staring @ manisha angrily.
manisha is lost in maan's angry red eyes.
all others are shocked and confused to witness the long long eyelock between maan and manisha.
romeo takes a snap of maanisha's (maan+manisha)eyelock by his mobile.
pandeji, catches maan's phone and types the sms. But, as pandeji was hell confused seeing maanisha's eyelock, he types the sms wrongly as follows " I LOVE YOU MANISHA" instead of " I LOVE YOU PINKY" and he sends the sms to pinki's mobile.
pinki checks her mobile and she gives pandeji a thumbs up sign with out reading the sms.
maan:(irritated by manisha's inaction and shouts) manisha! kya ye office hai ya koi circus hai? what are you doing?
pandeji: shreemaan
maan turns to pandeji
pandeji: shreemaan,aapka mobile
maan:(takes the mobile from pandeji and says softly) thanks pandeji
pandeji: ji shreemaan
manisha is still in trance.
maan:(annoyed and shouts) manisha tum yesa kya dekh rahe ho? ab jaooooo!!!
manisha runs away
maan looks at his phone and comes to adi.
maan: adi!
adi: ji sir
maan: just now somebody called my mobile from office landline. find out, who is it?
adi:(fumbles) ji sir
maan goes to his cabin.
all PPs are relieved and happy that their mission "sms I LOVE YOU PINKY" has been accomplished successfully. but no one didn't bother to open and read the sms that was sent by pandeji from maan's mobile.
romeo: pinki! now go and talk to geet
pinki: hmm
PPs: all the best pinki
pinki walks in to geet's cabin
geet is working on her computer.
pinki comes to geet and starts to cry fakely
geet:(shocked)pinki kya hua?
pinki: geet! ab mein kya karu?
geet: lekhin hua kya?
pinki: maan sir...
geet:(shocked) maan sir ko kya hua?
geet turns towards maan's cabin and see through the blinds. maan is reading some file and geet is relieved.
geet: pinki! aage bolo
pinki: maan sir ne mujse pyar karte hain(she again starts to cry)
geet:(couldn't believe what she just heard and shouts) kyaaaa?
pinki: yes geet! maan sir is in love with
me
geet: tum pagal hogayi kya?
pinki: mein sach bolrahi hun.now, if maan sir proposes me, what should i do?
geet feels like killing pinki
geet: no, maan sir won't do like that. i won't believe it
pinki: kyun?
geet: kyunki, he loves...(stops in the middle)
pinki: haan geet! he loves me
geet: did he say ILU to you?
pinki: not exactly
geet: nai na? then i won't believe
pinki: i have a proof
geet: proof?
pinki:(gives her mobile to geet)
geet: (confused) kya?
pinki:(now only opens the sms and shows it to geet without reading it) now read this sms. it was sent by maan sir
geet:(reads out loudly) I Love you Manisha
geet and pinki both are shocked.
geet checks the sender's number and more shocked to see maan's number there.
geet turns towards maan's cabin and notices that he still reading the file
geet:(sellftalk) dust danav. does he love Manisha? i won't leave him.
geet snatches pinki's mobile and rushes to maan's cabin to ask him about the sms.
all other PPs notice that geet is angrily entering maan's cabin.
inside maan's cabin....
maan is still reading the file
geet:(comes inside and shouts) maaaan sirrrr!!!
maan shocked and drops the file and looks up and notices that geet is standing there as if she is going to kill him at any time.
maan: (confused) kya hua geet?
geet:(gives pinki's mobile to him and asks) ye kya hai?
maan:(replies sarcastically) geet! ise mobile kehte hain. aur isme log bath karte hain
geet:(becomes more angry) i know that
maan: then are you asking me? are you testing me?
geet: don't change the topic. now read this sms
maan: kyun? don't you know how to read?
geet: haan. now read it.
maan:(reads loudly) I LOVE YOU MANISHA
geet: how dare you?
maan understands that something is wrong but he decides to tease geet.
maan:geet,now you have proved that really you donno how to read. ye "how dare you" nai hai. it is "I LOVE YOU MANISHA". (shows the mobile to her and says again) I LOVE YOU MANISHA
geet: are you repeating it?
maan: you only asked me to read. so that is what i'm doing
geet: do you know, who sent this sms?
maan: how do i know? whose mobile is this?
geet:(says angrily) Nokia company's mobile
maan: kya?
Link to Part-2(LAST PART) https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/geet-hui-sabse-parayee/1604338/funny-os-khurana-circus-last-part-page-3?pn=3
143 buddies,
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Tonya
links for my other works....
Promise and Pyar FF : https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/fan-fictions/1558228/promise-and-pyar-ff-1-part-1-310-page1-145
"ACTION ACTION" - funny one shot : https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/geet-hui-sabse-parayee/1601509/action-action-funny-maneet-oneshot-page1-4
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