Hey guys Jhappiz te Pappiz ππ€ to all! π Today's Maneet Bumping topic will be a little hatke just like the episode ππ I guess it might be a bit shorter but nonetheless I will try to bring the same spice as I do most of the time! π³ Although I cant promise you more, since there are many wonderful topics on today's episode and my topic is pheka in front of the other topics π π³ Onto the episode we go....*weeeeee* π
Geet's Chako for protection from Boss Maan
Geet dialogues "aik akele larki, sunsaan office, aur aik akela Boss" LMAO what else goes through this girls head? π Honestly what did she think Maan was planning on doing, I mean they are in the office for God's sake, π but then again I don't blame the kurri her dimaag control mein nahi hota and in Maan's words "Apnay dimaag par control rakho" π Hehe her expressions were just like that of a childs π "Hathyaar?" π€£ *DING DING DING* Danger ke ghanti! π My God, this woman is a danger to Maan, bechara what is he going to do? π I cant believe she still doubted Maan because "akhir mein woh hai toh aadmi na" π and there she gets the brilliant shine wala idea of taking a paper cutter π It was so cute the way she was playing with it first & then waving it about π Haila, office mein Samurai Geet? π€£
Maan isn't a happy bunny seeing Geet with the Chako π *Reminds me of Chaalbaaz, imagines Geet doing the "Jaani yeh chako hai, lag jaye ga toh khoon nikal aata hai" line π€£* Look at his expressions π Geet ke Jhoot bolnay wali Train gets started again and tries to deny once again! π OYE HOYE Munda Maan is so presistant! π I loved the way he was talking to her π *Maneet Music* Haila Maan moving towards Geet πππ BALLE BALLE! π If only he had been moving towards me like that, I would've taken a big leap and landed right in his big, strong, sexy arms ππ and then *XTRA X-rated thoughts* π Hehe I went crazy for his dialogue "Acha?" π³ Geet still trying to deny anything! π Kuriye it won't work, Maan is just stubborn like you π he won't budge π
Haila, slowly he moves forwards, she tries to move back but then BAM! A car comes through the window! π€£ No that didn't happen!π I just had to kill it, I love being evil ππ³ Anyways π Ohmigosh Mahiiiiiiiii! I cant explain how much I love that music, why does it always come at the perfect time? π³ Geet forgets about the Chako π & looks at Maan holding her wrist π³ did you see how lost she was in Maan, I mean her eyes were saying I'd tap that π€£ No they weren't, actually they were saying, holding me like this, you don't think it affects me? That it doesn't send down a thousand currents down my spine? That I don't re-live your every touch? βΊοΈπ Romantic huh! Bleugh I feel sick, no not coz of Maneet (that almost sounds Blasphemous π²π²) because of me π I'm not a lovely dovey type of person at all and writing all this I felt a little weird! π Lekin chalo, for all of you who love reading the bumps, I'm willing to go through the torture of me thinking lovey dovey ππ³π³ Maan looked into her eyes for 2 seconds before chucking her hand back at her π Munda Maan, tum bhi na, ye kya kar diya tumnay? π Itna acha scene tha, aur tum π‘π SARUUUU! π Did he just say that to Geet? Wait mein iss ke khabar leti hoon! π *Faz is full josh, rolls up arms* Come on Maan fire the questions baby! ππ
Tum aasman say utri hui pari ho? Haan Maan, kyun nahi, party yaad nahi hai kya, the white sari, the open straight hair? π
Aur har aadmi tumharay peechay dewana hai? Obviously just ask your dhokaybaaz brother he'll tell you π
Galat ho, tumhari yeh galatfehmi apnay dimaag say door kar do! NAHINNNN! yeh sunay say pehlay mein mar kyun nahi gaye? π
Tum itni bhi koi haseen nahi ho! π²π²π²π² MY GOD, is that why you stare at her all the time? π€£ Because she isn't "haseen" π
BTW I have to tell you whilst watching it the first time when he was saying all those thing, I was like did he just say that? Then my voice got higher *squealing* Ohmigosh Maan how could you thats mean! Maaan no way did you say that? π Ooooooooooooooooo, Geet got affected *wink wink* hehehe she tried pacifying herself π Awwww Kuriye don't worry, it won't be long till her showers you with comments about your beauty π³ he is going to be a love sick puppy afterall π³ LATOO over you and this will come back to haunt him π€£ *scary ghost voice - Whoooooooooo* π Obviously she went running to Maan, eh eh Kurri couldn't help but be attracted to Munda like a M.A.G.N.E.T! ππ
Kaali Dhokaybaaz Billi thinks about Geet
SKIPPPPPPPPPPP! π Wait, let me curse him a little π Khotay, ullo day pathay ππ Let's move on! π
Maneet in a bigger room but a dodgey door?π
Maan starts with his taunts again, just want to work and nothing else ππ PPPFFFTTTT! Yeah Right! π You just want to stare at her and be close to her, JHOOTA JHOOTA, he really needs to start watching movies π UUUFFF! That killer look he gives Geet π *faints* Main phir say fida on Maan again βΊοΈ Look at me goddamnit π here, me me *points at herself* The way he sat down like he was Shahjahan π He should've known that Geet would follow him & sit down too! Bechara had to angrily get up & open the blueprints! DAMN π€£ Geet has him on TOTAL LOCKDOWN! π He's the Ms Secretary, whilst Geet is the Mr Boss! π (After SHAADI practice *wink wink*) Why was Geet looking back? π Ina sona munda uss nay samnay bethiya si, and kurri was doing ghooring at the door? Ay lay, Geet give me this chance, I'd love to face him & stare βΊοΈπ Maan says Shak Shak what the F π€£ If only he said that, but he was angry though for Geet not trusting him! Oooooooo, touched a little nerve have we Maan? π Hurts does it?? Tell Geet to kiss it & make it better or Main Hoon Na! π Baby OUTHOUSE tonight! I'll be coming for you! π³ We'll deal with this matter then! π *Xness to the MAX* π
Haila the Boss catches the Secretary in the dispicable act of LYING π obviously Maan she would be scared, you man are shouting at her like there's no tomorrow! π Hai Munda bohat he affect ho gaya! You know we can save ourselves from Maneet because we have each other lekin Maan ko kon bachaye ga Geet say? π€£ Gabru Jawan Munda ina ghusa kar riya si ππ³ HEALTH HAZARD! π
Again Munda says Shak Shak What the F π€£ Oye bechara bohat angry hai aaj! π Poor Geet too had to endure his JHOTAY IlZAAM π He says Acha, (Billay kay mau mein kacha π€£ that's what i used to say when I was small π though I got the wording wrong π³) He uses Geet trembling against her *Hmmm....Munda Jawan bhi aur Clever bhi π* Then he decides to test her testimony of not being scared (My God, Maan was the lawyer, whilst Geet was the Guilty party, all we needed was a judge π) He moves towards her but she moves back π³ Geet, Nahiiii, gandi bachi, that's not how we do it! π When he moves forward you pounce on him & floor him π Isn't that right Asma ππ We do that every night at the OUTHOUSE don't we? ππ³ Sorry guys, had to remind Shistaaa Asma of our Xness Adventures which we have every night! π Anyways Maan is still the lawyer π lekin defendant Geet comes to her rescue and moves closer π³ oye hoye, nahi mein aap par shak shak what the π kar rehi hoon, moves a little more closer π OYE hoye, mujhay aap par pura yakeen hai, moves more closer, 5 inches apart from
Maan, OYE HOYE *wolf whistle* (btw just to let you know I had my tape measurer on me and measured the distance between the tangent of Geet & the 180 degree angle of Maan π€£)
OYE new Mahi music π³ haila both had to move back because the closeness was 2 HOT 2 HANDLE! π You know we go crazy seeing Maneet so close imagine them being so close, the electric current would run their whole body,βΊοΈ the heart pumping their blood faster βΊοΈ and the brain not working due to such sizzlelicious closeness βΊοΈ (ooo invented a new word)π
Geet proving her point! But regretting it! π
When she went towards the door, I did this Ay lay, eh kurri phir koi wadi problem create karaan wasay aaye! π Ooo my punjabi is getting better π³ Bechara Maan hai, jis ke koi chalti nahi, not with his Dadi and now not with Geet either π his expressions said it all! But Geet saying "Sir darriye mat mein sach mein nahi daroon ge, dekh lena" was the cherry on top of a brilliant episode π€£ For a minute I thought Geet had some wrong intentions towards Maan π *imagines Yeh mera dil pyar ka dewana song playing in the BG whilst Geet is full swing mood to seduce Maan, π Maan is in the corner, trying to bachoing, his izzat from Geet π€£* DAMN, it doesn't help that I have a VERY visual thinking because MY GOD that looked sooo funny in my head! π Geet does what she wants (That's it girl, you decide what happens in Maan's life & what decisions need to be taken π) Maan's little run was soo funny, it was as if he was missing his train π You know it was sooo cute of Geet to say that she was just trying to make him understand that she trusts him awwww π³ but in return she gets Maan's meanie comments π he tells her that she just made him understand that in the whole office she's the one person without a brain π€£ Nahi Maan, you got it wrong, Let's see the candidate for this category are 1. Tasha oops silly me π 2. Pinky - mera dhabba π 3. Adi. mehhahahahaha π Take your pick! ππ Kurri Geet was hurt by his comments MEAN Machine Maan, Goddamnit why does everything rhyme with his name? ππ Hehehe look at Geet's face when she find out about the dodgey lock! π Maan thanks Geet, no problem putar, its all part of the service from Geetpur π MY GOD I'm on a roll today, inventing new thing π What was even more gut-busting was when Geet even after finding out that the door only opens from outside, tries opening it from the inside! π€£ My gosh, this girl is just too funny, did she listen to Maan or did she just zone off after his first sentence, cause she looked like she had been shocked π
Hosiyarpur Kay Maan jaisay Hatay Katay Nojawan π€£
Dawarza tor? π€£ This conversation between Maneet has to be the funniest yet! π€£ I was going to explode because I was on the floor laughing my backside off! π When Geet asked Maan about breaking the door and then Maan saying mein darwana torr doon? And then Geet nodding her head π€£ the toing toing toing toing music was played perfectly, this was more like a comical sketch than a drama serial, I wonder how Drashti & Gurmeet stopped themselves from laughing, I was having a hardtime controlling myself π€£ Bollywood ka bhoot? π€£ Maan was on fire, where does he get these dialogues from? π Geet was grooving with him, talking about hoshiyarour and the hatay katay munday like Maan breaking doors down π€£ NOTE - Next time your locked somewhere with a door, Call Maan on 0900-Hatay-Katay-Nojawan-Like-Maan-800 π€£ He will surely break the door for you! π Maan's sarcasm factory was just too awesome, I love it that he ends up being so clear but at the same time sarcastic with her ππ Ay lay, Geet blamed Maan π€£ Ek toh chori, uss kay upar seena zori, Ufff Geet please stop, I cant stop laughing! Maan face was like KYA? Mera fault? MERA fault? MERA FAULT? π She used his dialogues on him, ohmigosh ππ I loved it, I thought that Geet was a goner today, what was she thinking, using his dialogues on her? Maan had that AAAAGGGGHHHHH ye larki pagal kar rehi hai mujhay! π€£ MEIN PAGAL HOON! πππ Ohmigosh he had to confirm her allegations didn't he? didn't he? ππ Look at his face, its as if someone just threw a water balloon on his face ππ phula hua tha, Geet was looking as angelic as ever oblivious to the fact that it is indeed because of her Chapar chapar that they were in trouble! π€£ Maan must've wanted to stop the chapar chapar *Should've planted one on her, that would've shut her up βΊοΈ* He didn't want to listen to her ulti seedhi baatein. π WHAT? Is he delirious? π€£ He's going to get married to her, does he really think it will stop? π Someone give him a guidebook on how his life is going to be after Geet is his wife. Let me start it off
1. It will always be his fault no matter whatπ
2. He will always be blamed even if its Geet's mistake π
3. Her ulti seedhi baatein will not stop & he will have to listen or else π
4. He will have to be a hata kata nojawan and break the door down π€£
Anyone got anything more to add? π
Finally Maan had an idea which would get him somewhere! To call someone for help, save him from Geet! π Haila Geet nay kinay pyar naal keh diya "Kijeeye na" Wah wah, Aaaje, Ooojee wali practice abhi say π That was sooo sweet, I think that's how their tender moments are going to be after marriage π³ Except Maan didn't have his phone! π
Dadi-dhoka wife scene - Yay Dadi Bleugh Dhoka π
*imitates Dhokawife* Jee, mein phir say apni nautanki kar rehi hoon! ππ Loved Dadi hated Dhoka wife! Jeee bilkul! π
Mr Perfect bhi galti kartein hain? WAHhhhhhhh!!!! Did Geet just call him perfect! For one thats hilariousπ€£ and two shooo shweet π³ Hilarious because Geet is taunting him, haila I told you she'd taken his job, bechara Maan, Recession ke wajah nay nahi, but Geetsession ke wajah say redundant ho gaya π€£ LOL and romanctic π³ because she considers him perfect awwww, her perfect life partner, her perfect hubby π³π³ But I'm sure she'll shape him into the man she wants π & keep him on a short leash! π Look at Maan's face, he's thinking, AAAGGGGHHHH aur tanay? ππ LOL at Geet smiling at that *giggles* π³ Office phone doesnt work! π€£ WHY? I thought phones worked 24/7 π When Maan asked for Geet phone π€£ He made such a big deal because Geet was showing her "Dant" ππ LMAO this made me laugh so much, was Geet trying to do that intentionally or was it an ashamed reaction? π My God, even her phone doesn't work? π€£ Another shock for Maan, its just not his day is it! And just when we thought it would end he gives a lecture on charging the phone π When Geet said on nahi ho sakta, I thought, nahi Geet abhi inn cheezon ka time nahi hai π mat batao Munda pura pagal ho jaye ga! πLMAO at his,Tumhari dimaag ke battery bhi low hai kya? Chrage kyun nahi karwa kay aati apnay dimaag ka I mean cell ka dialogueπ€£ Where does he get those lines from? I mean because I have never heard him have a slip of the tongue before and BY GOD this was one of the most hilarious dialogues I have ever heard Maan has say! πππ I cant believe Geet went from Pinky's phone to her salary π€£ Is this girl going to leave any stone unturned? ππ Toh yeh ho gaya, Hoshiyar, nojawan, darwaza, phone, perfect, aur ab salary π€£π€£ That list would be longer but I would be here all day! π Look at Maan, he's at his wits end, I wouldn't have been surprised if he had started doing this
If he has to put up with all these mistakes before marriage, imagine him afterwards, His Planned life will be upside down planned π€£ Please CVs get them married quick, I need to see Maan's haal after marriage! Him a full time housewife, Geet the buisnesswoman π€£ Uffff pura comedy ka tola yahan Khurana Mansion par π€£ He started with his aurtein lecture LOL he still has more amo, does he not get tired talking? ππ
Geet was 2 steps ahead though, giving him a lecture back on LIFE, she could've said anything to him and she tells him about LIFE? π€£ add it to the list! ππ That music in the BG told me that this was going to be fun, but when Geet said she'd think, Maan's faced literally dropped *jaw drops and hangs open* π He couldn't take it anymore and just had to share his feeling with the Non ajnabi person π€£ I cant believe he calls her the problem! ππ He's got it sooo wrong, she only becomes the problem when he's around so that he could solve her! *wink wink* BOOOO YAH! π And then the Hubby-Wifey little argument π Kuriye, he cant live without you, he had to get you out of the house so he could see you again! ππ³ They should be married now, it would be even funnier to watch! ππ This scene was the best scene of today! π It made me laugh but nearly cry too because of the laughter! Severe Laughter π€£
HAHAHAHAHA Wifey following Hubby, π€£around in the office, this made me laugh even more, I swear couldn't control it today! Why was she doing that π Geet bani Maan ke tale? Let's change the title of the show! ππ It was such a perfect scene, perfect yes because the way they were talking was soo cute, kya karengay sir? Woh toh tum he batanay wali thi na! ππ Lekin next scene π³π³π³
Maan turns around when Geet is just right behind him and awwwww they have an eye candy scene! βΊοΈ Like always Maneet made it just...*sigh* but today for some reason I didn't see the intensity in Maan's eyes π like normal? Is it just me? Because normally Maan has this spark and today I didn't see it π It's probably just me reading into it tooo much! π Look at Geet starin at him in awe and Maan reciprocates the feeling π³ But why did Maan grab her shoulders? π I mean as cute as it was, I didn't understand, unless he had xrated intentions with Geet π Munda Maan learns fast *feels proud* Yeah Munda Maan, all that pratice at your OUTHOUSE at midnight, finally something is paying off! π Isn't that right Asma? π I wonder, if he was going to pull her in for a kiss, cause he couldn't control himself, I mean afterall Geet is a very attractive lady, who's heart goes Dhak Dhak for Maan and same goes for Maan, his heart does Dhak Dhak backflips for Geet π³π³π³βΊοΈβΊοΈ Haila sharam aa rehi hai *hides her face in hands* π
Hehehe, flustered both break apart, awww abhi nahi, kabhi nahi, just do chipkuing with each other ππ³ HA! Look at Geet becoming none-the-wiser π She does another wifey thing whilst talking to him, its shoo sweet π³ lekin Faujion ke tarah parade? π€£ By God, aaj toh puri hoshiyarpur ke dhukaan kholi thi Geet nay, her words were just spot on! And in that chapar chapar she gives Maan a brilliant idea of calling the watchman! π€£
Geet - AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH | Maan - agh
Look at Maan, he looks like he had seen Geet for the very first time π€£ I mean mau kay totay phir say urr gaye ππ Him being sarky and Geet takes it as a compliment, awwww you love Geet for this don't you? ππ The image of pure innocence π³
Dhoka Dhoka Dhoka - SKIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! π For the first time I liked Dhokaybaaz though, he put Dhoka wife right in her place π Shabash billi now your learning our ways π Haan naintara usay lecture na diya karo! ππ
Maan walking to the window and calling Hello Koi hai kya? Wahhhhhh Maan took a page out of Naintara's dictionary π€£ Who was he calling? Superman? π€£ππ My god, this guy did it for me today, in more than some ways, he's equally as naive as Geet π³ I mean calling someone like that π Woh bhi 8th floor say? π€£ I don't even Geet did that whilst she was the quiet types, dekha kaha tha na mainay, Maan and Geet's roles are getting reversed! π Hehehe look at Miss Phurtili Geet, heheh she called him Boss, awww yes he's your boss though isn't he *makes a sweet face* ππ³
But them two touched when Geet came next to him *jaw drops, hangs open, thud....FAINTS* Awwwwwwww what can I say more? Maneet are as sweet as sugar, as hot as chillies π as cold as ice and as sizzling as fire π³
Ohmigosh none of the two moved back? π²π² Maan gazed at Geet π³ Both liked the touch of each other, UFFFFF! *hyerventilates* where can i go???? I need to calm down π³ That was such a touching scene π€£ do you get it touching? π€£ LAME, told you my jokes are LAME! π
Hehe finally Madam Geet tells Maan that they are on the 8th floor π Geet darling as soon as Maan sees you he forgets he's on planet earth let alone 8th floor of Khurana constructions π€£ Why didn't Maan just pull her towards him, really look in her eyes and try to find the colour of her iris too while he's at it ππ³π³ I loved Geet's "budbuda kar bula" line ππ Hoshiyarpur ke dictionary ke dukaan, abhi bhi lagi hui hai π Look at her gestures, talking to Maan like's he's an idiot π (reminds me of Dev π) Meh chado! Look at Maan giving her those, what are you saying woman expressions? Nahi nahi kaho mujhay aaj suna hai, itna jhel liya hai toh thora aur he sahi! π
Oye Ram-lal,π€£ OYE Sham-lal π€£ Durgaparsad π€£ Oye koi toh sun lo? π€£Mohan-lal π€£ Oye Kakay π€£ People there you have it the list of watchmen names, next time you need to call a watchman use these names! π€£ My god did you see Maan's face when he asked her about it and she replied nahi tukkay mar rehi thi π€£π€£ He's probably thinking Ye nautanki meray sar par kyun pari!??? MAIN PAGAL HOON! π€£ Geet calling watchmen nikamay π€£ Maybe she thought they could hear her with their superman hearing, awwww there's not much difference between Maneet afterall ππ I love that list! ππ Maan needs to fire his watchmen and hire Geet as the watchwoman! π€£ I mean after the "Jaaaagtaaayyyyyyyy rahooooooooo" dialogue, I think we can safely say that she's the best candidate for the job π FIRE the watchmen Maan, hire Geet, you'd get 2In1 deal, Ms Secretary and a Watchwoman! ππ Phir toh Maan ke life aur bhi rangeen ho jaaye gee, then he'll be spending his nights outside too, keeping an eye on Geet πππ³π³ Shooo shweet! LMAO she starts with her galiyon ke barsat again π€£ OYE KHOTAY π€£ OYE ULLO KAY PATHAY, KOI TOH SUNO! π€£ Look at Maan, it was as if he's never heard it before ππ BLASPHEMY π€£ Look at him thinking, ye larki kya cheez hai? π€£ MAIN PAGAL HOON YA YEH PAGAL HAI? π€£
Geet finally gives up & just screams, Maan looks like he's just met a pagal π€£ Look at his face, he was scared for a moment! π€£ Look at Geet's face its soooo funny! ππ
I loved that he turned her around and put his hand on her mouth, HAILA isn't this what I predicated yesterday in my topic, him putting a hand over her mouth? βΊοΈβΊοΈ Ufff, did you see that? It was HAWT, they were gazing as if the stars would fall any moment, and the earth would be obliterated, MY GOD I'm chatting so much gobeldegook ππ I swear I dunno what I'm writing anymore because I have been on this topic for 4 hours πππ²π²π² LOL so don't blame me if I sound a bit CUCO! ππ Mahi music came in at the right time, lekin hawa ka jhonka kahan say aaya? π Even though a little odd, I still loved Geet's dupatta flying over Maan's head and him taking it off slowly βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ OYE RABBA, I'm dead, kinnay waday waday shock day dala Maneet nay βΊοΈ It was such a P.E.R.F.E.C.T scene π³ I cherished how Geet's gaze dropped with her dupatta falling! π³π³ *SIGH* Maneet made it such a wonderful scene, they were SENSATIONAL as always π³π³ I was stunned by such an amazing scene βΊοΈβΊοΈ
LEKIN AYYYY, yeh Kaali Dhokaybaaz Billi kahan say aa gaye romance mein? π²π² AAAGGGHHH! I wanna kill him now! π‘π‘ππ Who's got a cat trap on them? Let's catch a dhoka in there! ππ
Star of the show - Geet βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ 5 star girl, she stole the show again! π³
Action of the day - Maan putting his hand on Geet's mouth βΊοΈβΊοΈ
Comedy goes to - Geet LMAO with her Galiyan, Names and Hoshiyarpur words π
Expressions today - Maan, his face was something to watch today π (but isn't it alwaysπ)
Precap -
Hum tum Aik kamray mein band ho plays in the BG π€£ (My Fav song, LOVE IT! π)
Geet is trying to open the door, (woh nahi khulay ga aaj π) she turns around to see Maan move towards her, he's taking his waistcoat off, (take a bit more off baby show me those muscles π) she gets scared and picks the cutter up again and shows him it, as a defence mechanism π (LOL ye larki, still doubting Maan, if he was coming towards me like that then dot dot dot π) Maan gives her a stern look & drops the waistcoat which Geet catches before it drops to the floor π (kya ishtyle hai Maan, wah wah π) Maan walks past her to try to get the door to open! π(LOL Maneet don't learn do they? Munda Josh mein, Hata Kata nojawan ban gayaa π) Maneet are shown at the two ends of the room, then they come a little closer and finally both are sitting on the floor leaning on the sofa, Geet is shown sleeping on Maan's shoulder π³(ohmigosh she looked like she belonged there βΊοΈ) Maan looks at Geet with surprise (awwww that was sooo cute)
OHMIGOSH! I'm dying already! π€£
How will I survive till MONDAY?
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I need help fast! π
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