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Posted: 16 years ago

#171

Roja looks around and sees that Giri has some cauliflowers in her hand Roja has a knowing smile - "hmmm kaile yentha poo kidaichaalum sutharathu nnu plan aa??" Nallu gets up and comes running -"Roja akka yenge poitinga?? Police le complain pannalaam nnu we were thinking?" Eljay's head pops up - "ayyo paavam, ippo thaan JC kku promotion kidaichirukku.... ply wood shop kaaran gathi thaana police dept kkum??!!"

Bon sends some paper arrows towards Roja - "no ACD and so no Friday updates from me" - Shy is all set to kill Roja " un pechai kettu 4^th week update panrennu promise pannittu . Ippo.... .thevaiyaa enakku?" Rajammah's eyes are blazing - red with anger - "Bermuda triangle, Tsunami hmmmm , Thollai kaappian is back with a lousier story line and sloppier episodes..naddie nnu per thaan, antha payalai adakka mudiyalai - nee enna periya maddie??hmmm

Netra looks happy - she talks to Devipriya - Bandham actress - and tries to pry out info about that serial. Aish and Maha are still in awe - "Tamil serials can have such an impact on educated, emancipated people??" Roja looks around the room and sits in a corner with a book in her hand. Book??? Notebook???? What is it??? Eljay peeps and sees some numbers - "athu sari, ippo maths thalai le kai vaichacchaa??vidinjithu pO" Roja ignores all the interest shown , pulls out her mobile and starts talking . Nallu is convinced that it is director V of Megs. Eljay is ready to pledge her collection of saris - " ply wood kadai kaaran thaan on the other end. Paavam, entha asylum le irukkanO??" Giri avoids looking at Roja ..

Sue and Vani are kisu kisu thufying - " Sue akka, India le irunthu puthu jewellery eduthuttu vanthaangalam Roja akka, ungalukku kaatinaangalaa??"Sue 's interest is obvious -"apdiyaa??? Ok, I will ask her , now" Goes near Roja who is busy talking " aama ...lounge kku thaan... seekiram...enna?? Illai illai... Do not miss even one on the list I gave ..apram enna nadakkum nnu unakke theriyum.." Other end laughs "Ok Roj, I am rolling .right away" Sue is trained by the serials and has become adept at eavesdropping- informs the others that the other end is Jazziee.... Eljay cannot stand anymore suspense - "Rojaaaa spill....now" Roja signs - " patience please." Suddenly the lounge is teeming with a crowd .... all blindfolded and Jazzie is the humherd ( shepherd - sheep kku nna, human kku humherd..sarithaane??) Vani closes her eyes . Aish and Maha are agape - so much that a parrot can easily walk in - Nallu trembles in excitement. Netra and Rajammah look happy for some action - . Giri gives sly glances .Bon looks up to see if ACD is one of the new comers. Shy and Swash are ready to deal with Mr.Freedom if he is one of the cargo.. Lounge is back to being mad.. all eyes emit a glow - some thing very similar to Roja's - gleaming so much that the blindfolded people wrinkle their brows - piercing light - so now what?????

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#172

Well well. The blindfolded herd is totally aghast - has no idea about the whereabouts. The blinds are removed and the IF ians get a good look at the faces. Since dealing with the directors and producers did not bring the desired result, this time it is the actors of the serials - new vaathu, Jothi, Mani Jaan, baggage, Abi, Ex omni, presiding omni ( Roja has a real axe to grind here - the accented Tamil, nosy Parker attitude, makes all families as namma kuTumbam to name a few) Megs, QBS, COD, RKO captain Tilaga, Muzhi, OQ of Alangolangal, Hissy boy, kanraavi accented Menu, almighty of Magal, Mano and finally Mr.Freedom ( the one exception as he has not been dealt with by the IF ians). The IF ians scream in delight - Bon heaves a sigh of relief as ACD is not a victim. Giri pouts "Roja akka , neengalaavathu antha love birds ai inge kondu vanthu irukkalaam, hmm" - Roja winks and sends Giri in to Atina's room - she sees Priya and ACD - kadu kadu trend continues inspite of them being all alone!!!! Giri runs back to Roja who does some kisu kisu in to Giri's ears. Giri's goli kundu eyes brighten - she Seeks out Bon, Eljay and Shy - they have a task - wait wait.....

Jagdu stops playing cricket - he needs to deal with the Aanandam cast - Swash, Daya, Nithya, Dee. and Caryn gang behind him - "lets see one hand, right away" Swash doles out a menacing look at Mr.Freedom which spells DANGER - in all caps. Mr.F is new to this group and so does not sense the impending punishment - which excites Swash some more.

Netra , Meli and Rajammah have daggers in their eyes - creepy Mano tries to make friends but the trio is hell bent on harsh treatment. Isaitamil has a nice wicked smile - "well I might as well join the game. Some small compensation for updating this crap"Netra is torn by divided loyalties - she wants to deal with almighty Kaveri of Magal as well!! but Maha promises - "Netra, no worries, I will take Kadhu and Aish with me. I do update that trash after all!!! Just tell me what to do, ok?" Netra is happy to hear and whispers in to Maha's ears - the way Maha's eyes widen speaks volumes , well well - Netra does have some tricks up her sleeves - she has graduated - Masters in IF Modus Operandi . Vinod sees the mad gleam in her eyes, which resembles Roja's - he shudders.

Maddie gets Nallu by her side - "can u assist me?" Nallu is all too excited - "sollunga RP, dhool kilappidalaam" Nallu gets 2 high chairs, seats ACD and Priya. Giri and Co are busy doing some thing in Atina's cabin. Roja has a few alarm clocks with different ring tones in ascending order. Giri is already aware of how they should be used. Nallu is busy running between groups - carrying messages from Roja.

Jazzie is tired - playing humherd was not a joke. She settles herself comfortably on a chair - vantage point to watch the alangolangal crew getting punished. Sue is running from one to another as well - she wants to watch Jothi getting her due, MKS ( Mani jaan, Baggage and ex omni trio) getting tortured and OQ being dealt with. Sue goes to Roja and orders her to space out the whole process - "Roja one after the other, appo thaan ella actions um paarkkalaam" Roja is not very sure - the IF ians are so mad that it would be difficult to contain them!!! The IF ians look totally menacing. ACD and Priya now hold hands - not out of love but out of fright - but the Aanandam sufferers are happy to see that!!!! Nallu waves the green flag. Members who opted to watch the fun seat themselves comfortably.... the ones who decide to take part in the activity approach their preys with vengeance.... Rajammah has boiling hot oil to pour on Mano and OQ.. for once OQ screams with out the help of glycerin. Mano is scared beyond words - Anu is not around?..

Maha is questioning almighty - "nee thaan ellar problem um solve pannuviye, Kashmir border issue kku ippove oru solution kudu, illatta magale, irukku di unakk?" almighty's face pales in fright..

Swash directs her anger on Mr.F , Dee and Caryn have some sharp objects to needle Abi - The same way she needles the Maanga clan. MKS trio is shivering "Enna kashtam da?? Roja and gang sent me tickets to Kashmir..appo ve poi rukkanum ..hmmmm , bayamaa irukke.." Jagdu is shining his cricket ball - " bowl panra speed le intha trio straight to Himalayas poganum, sink them in the snow.."

Janu and Nithya laugh hysterically - the sight of COD, QBS, Megs, Muzhi and Tilaga gives them immense pleasure - COD hides behind QBS .Tilaga has started spreading her saucers ably assisted by Muzhi's side plates/ Janu is singing " Intha aataam pothumaa? Innum konjam venumaaa??" The Megala crowd screams in pain. All these tortures get watched by ACD and Priya - "namakku enna vaichirukkangalO?" The IF ians let their imaginations run wild and torture with vengeance - paavam yethanai kashtam paarthaachu??

Now the grand finale - Gir comes running and announces "now ACD/Priya will adjourn to Atina's cabin and of course we will all follow" The couple get up. ACD walks in front not bothering to hold Priya who needs to be dragged by Caryn "hey azhumoonji, seekiram nada.... " IF ians follow the couple. Surprise surprise Atina's room is decorated with flowers... Fruits, milk and sweets by the bed side.. the bed looks funny though - the mattress is not even - here and there it bulges

Both ACD and Priya heave a sigh of relief - "awww these people are not so bad. They did think to arrange for this? our first night.." Priya blushes ACD maintains his furrowed brows.... the rest of the actors follow the IF ians and are jealous "namakku mattum torture, ivanga rendu per mattum special aa??" Abi looks around longingly for Madan .. baggage looks at Shanthi and holds Mani jaan's hand....The IF ians sing "aayiram iravugal varuvathundu aanaal ithu thaan muthal iraviuuuu" The couple go in amidst roaring laughter from the IF ians. Now, Giri, Nallu, Eljay and Roja select a vantage point near the window and wait for some thing. The rest of the IF ians have no clue but decide to wait with the quartet.

Inside the room -

ACD : "Priya, come and sit by my side, I have some thing to tell u"

Priya : paravaa illai sollunga naa nikkaren.

ACD pulls her hands and seats her by his side and starts " athu vanthu..." Suddenly there is a shrilling noise - coming from somewhere... it stops in about 30 seconds and ACD continues with what he wanted to say "antha Sameer ai pidikkame..." This time another shrilling voice " grow up grow up u lousy lover?. What timing??" - this gets repeated a few times!!! The couple are lost. Suddenly all hell breaks loose - high pitched , low pitched shrills inside the room - Some go on and on, some give a 30 seconds break and resume... Peiya starts crying "ayyo, intha IF crowd yetho ghost ai ulle vaichuttanga.... boo hoo, enakku bayamaaa irukku...boo hoo" ACD is equally scared but can not exhibit his fear.... Well now the IF ians know the use of the alarms brought by Roja. Giri does ROFL - she and Eljay managed to choose excellent trigger points in the bed.... There is a riot inside the room and outside the IF ians are rolling on the floor laughing......

Priya Kalyaana vaibhogame

ACD kalyaana vaibhogame.....

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#173

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge

Lounge is back to being quiet - some thing like what it was
when maddie was away in India.

Netra is busy - has an exam by the end of the month.
Not to talk about baby K becoming naughtier by the
minute. Rajammah is as usual extremely supportive.
So much that she had no time to go through the
previous CK.

Meli is on the hot seat - has new interrogators who seem to be
spending time in the library to coin questions!!! Isaitamil is
determined to grill Meli - "Kolangal update panrene,athukku
ithaan punishment"

Jagdu is ready with his cricket gear - Roja has given him a job -
right now he is busy making a list of serial couples who got
married recently. Vani , Aish and Giri are looking at the door.
Giri is muttering constantly in to her mobile - looks like
maddie gave her a big task. Giri is taking Nallu along.

Ho is back. She is now worried about Thava karthik and EK -
"all these associated with this serial might end up bald in
the head and mouth!!! Rojaaa, any ideas??"

Swash, Nithya, Srima, Eljay , Sue and a few others look totally lost
Eljay keeps popping pills - some before she starts watching a serial
and some after she is done with them!!!! Well as usual , maddie is
missing - she deputes people to do things and cools her heels
and eyes at home - of course does not forget to strike when the
time is right.....

The door bangs..usual maddie bang..... here she is ....wait wait..
what is that?? has some antennae on her head??? kind of a
satellite dish??? aww now what??? Ever since Chandrayan
got launched successfully, Maddie has that satisfied look -
looks like she conned the Sriharikota scientists to allot some
frequency .... well now what?? trip to the moon?? heaven??? whatever.......

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#174

Giri and Nallu come running to maddie -
"Rojakka, mission accomplished" Roja is
happy to hear that. Her voice becomes so
low that both Nallu and Giri have to put their
ears close to Roja's lips - "Ca lasi kitte pesitten
Giri. Intha trip le other than our cargo namba konja
per thaan porom, so not much of preps,ok? and
we do not have to fly this time, Sriharikota is sending
us a vessel and Calasi will meet us at our destination, ok?

Well, Giri, Nallu, Ho are experienced. They did go with
maddie to theheaven . But Aish, Jagdu, vani, Eljay, are
new to this voyage. Eljay is still not sure about making this
trip -"alarm clock experience le irunthu innum I am not
out, ippo ithu vaa??"

The first to enter thelounge is Jagdu - "Roja got the cargo.
In Atina's room" Giri is real busy - she has more cargo to
handle. Finally she manages to get her cargo... cargo cargo
nna?? Roja be more specific....... Well looks like ACD/Priya did
not go for any honey moon. Selvam and Archana have problems
too. Vaathu's guru became a "dhideer groom" ( dhideer sambhar,
dhideer rasam theriyum, ithu enna dhideer groom??? EK kku
brain over time velai seyyarathu...) So the IF ians decided to take
them to the real moon for honey moon - Eljay mutters under her
breath "considering it is Roja who is organizing, Honey moon
Sani moon aagida porathu..."

Amid all this confusion Calasi walks in...walks?? no no..rolls in
and is elated to see his IF friends. Giri forgets that she is tired..
is so happy to see Calasi... starts rolling with Calasi... Calasi
rolls and hugs every one..presents every one with a picture of
Chandrayan with the Indian flag flying high....well after all the
rolling Roja asks Calasi" hey nee enge da inge vanthe???
have u done every thing I requested for??" Calasi is busy
rolling and so Roja hears his answer all over the room
"Panniyaachu Rojakka, dad and mom are ready with the
harathi thattu..."

Aish is agape....harathi thattaa??? moon le yaa??? enna da ithu??"
Well she does not know that the IF ians taught one whole load of
Indian customs to the moonies - so much that when Chandrayan
landed, the moonies had harathi ready with burning camphor,
This is how Roja managed to con the Sriharikota big wigs. - They
were floored by the reception andlearnt that it is all because of the
IFians......

Well, the vessel is ready...cargo is ready...IF ians are ready...
Vidu joot....

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#175

The IF ans have taken off. Jagdu goes out of the way
to entertain the couples. Both Selvam and Archana have
no clue about maddie and her antics. Both are trying
to hide under the seat. Calasi is on his usual rolling spree
and sees them both - goes near them to make friends
but Archana screams - she has not seen any thing quite
like Calasi - Giri chides her " Bhagyam ai paarthu kooda
bayapada maatte!!! Enga calasi is a sweet heart, avanai
paarthu bayaamaa?? Archana uses her eyes to show fear
and nudges closer to Selvam. Giri has that mischievous
gleam in her eyes - tells Calasi some thing in moonie
language - Calasi rolls closer to the couple and Archana
hugs Selvam.

Eljay is eyeing this with vengeance - decides to use Calasi
judiciously - " namba Aanandam couple thaan oldest small
screen couple , these two joined the fray only recently!!!"
Runs to check on ACD /Priya - That couple have had a
previous experience - ever since they returned from the
IF lounge, they have developed a phobia for clocks with
alarms - ACD has a police dog at home who is trained to wake
him up every morning by a nice cold lick - he would much rather
be licked by that dog ( Bon has vowed to train Priya to do that
every morning - unfortunately, it is easier to train the dog than
that azhumoonji!!!!)

Ho runs to Bharath and Mangai - invites them both to meet
Calasi - this couple are yet to taste the IF ian treatment.
Bharath knows that his clan is nick named as the gander clan -
there ends his IF experience.

Well, the vessel lands in the moon. Papaa Lazuli and mamaa
Lazhli are ready with the harathi - another rolling session
happens - the serial couples are aghast!!! Paapa Lazuli does
some thing - which in his dictionary is a smile - but the new
brides scream at that expression. Pappa Lazuli thinks that
that the brides are reciprocarting his smile and smiles some
more. The best part of this screaming is that the new brides
hug their hubbies real tight - known devil is better than an
unknown angel?? - Well Mama Lazuli intervenes and takes
the group for food.

Roja , Giri and Nallu have a word with Pappa Lazuli and leave
hurriedly. The rest of the If ians plan to go around the moon.
They cant wait to see the Indian flag flying high!!!! The couples
are given directions - Calasi makes sure to hand a map and
a mobile no - "If u get lost , just call me, ok?" The couples
are waiting to be left alone - " Ithu enna da kashtam?? Intha
mathiri drabai serials le nadikkara punishment mattum poraathaa??
Ipdi oru mad gumbal kitte maattikittu thavikkarOm??!!"

Calasi made sure to confiscate ACD's laptop , Selvam's spanners
and Bharath's laptop - the grooms have no option but to
keep company with their brides. ACD for once decides to
remove his furrows from his brows - lack of any other avocation
is the only way to get these couples to interact which other???
aww pathetic......

Eljay keeps a close watch on ACD and Priya - lest ACD manages
to call his office!!!! And she is happy that Roja is away - " moon
moon aa irukkum, Saturn aagaathu.." Well where did the eveil trio
go??? They have gone for a quick trip to the heaven - agenda?? -
to meet Vinu, inform her about the serials she follows and cross
check her list about the murders in Aanandam - she was the one
who compiled that and the Aanandam crew seems to have
"borrowed" it - considering the fact that their memory pads are
almost dry!!!!

The trio enter the gatesof heaven - St. Peter nondhufies his vithi -
Newton runs for cover..not forgetting to drag M.S.Subbhulakshmi
along.... but the trio are not interested in any of this. They locate
Vinu and share a few close moments. Giri takes a dash to meet
Divya - awww, ithu enna puthu kathai??? Nothing - just that Giri
wants Divya to once again grace ACD's dream and sing "mannavane
azhalaama, Priya vai othukkalaama... Innoru udal eduthu iruppavalum
naan allavaa" - also wants Divya to point fingers at Abi - so ACD will
soon send Abi darling to keep company with daddy dearest...

Well the trio return to moon.... quietly gather the IF ians......
and leave.. What happened to the honey mooners??? Well since
Jagdu did not endorse the idea of single day honey moon, they
are left behind.. Calasi will make sure to entertain them...send
them back only after a month......... well any hidden agenda????
vera enna.. intha combs ai ellam Olichu vaichaa serial kashta kaalam
ellam ninnu pOidaatha nnu oru nappasai....... hmmmm enna thaan
nadakkum nadakkattume........

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#176

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' (???!!!) Lounge -

The lounge is empty - not a single soul to be seen!!!
What happened?? the whole gang has adjourned to
Marina beach -

The women are in various shades of yellow - the men are
in black - men in black??? Jagdu, Isai, Sri and Kutty Simbha
also sport some hats - some thing stolen from the collection
of Queen Elizabeth - reason? Well, even before the proposed
walk / anga pradhakshinam / veppilai adithal started Roja
ordered tonsure for the menfolk!!! Jagdu tried to walk out of this
venduthal but the rest made sure to offer his head to the barber
who had a lusty look 😉

There were reporters from BBC, CNN, Al Jazeera, NDTV and all
other channels - the news about the IF ians ' violent prayers had
spread like wild fire. All this while, whatever maddie did was
"in camera" - other than the serial folks who suffered her madness
no one else had any clue. This time, this was made public
because Giri went to T.Nagar and bought one whole load of
yellow saris. She was keen about picking all the bizzare
yellows and the shop salesmen were surprised - obviously,
all these saris were rusting in their racks for a few years - lack
of takers!! One salesperson mustered enough courage to ask
Giri about her 'choice" goods and Giri casually mentioned about
the venduthal - the salesmen could appreciate the agony of the
IF ians - their homes had women who were glued to the TV - so
much that there were kittens sleeping on their stoves!!! So,
just by word of mouth, this news spread and the natural human
tendency to exaggerate added spice to this news - as of now,
the news is that the IF ians are going to roll from Marina to
Besant nagar beach - end point is Ashta Lakshmi temple -

The priests in the temple made sure to decorate all the
8 Lakshmis in yelllow saris - kinwomanship??? The Ashta
Lakshmis had a quiet meeting the previous night -" we must
assist the IFians . Only when these serials are over, people
will come to the temple and see us. Vara vara Fridays le kooda
yaarum vara maatengaraa ..ellam serial mogam"

Well as usual Roja is missing..... finally she makes an entry ..
looks all flusterd..... some spade work has been done...for sure..
Nallu is very angry -"Rojakka, inge veyyil posukkuthu....semai
crowd vera.....yen late??" Roja has a smug smile - "oru chinna
accident at home...athaan.." Netra immediately jumps ..."enna
panninga?? Mamoi kku enna aachu??"

Roja throws a sly look - "athu epdi correct aa guess pannine??
I did nothing - I was watching the Australian Open tennis -
Monfils vs Simone - the body language of Monfils was funny and
so I just made a comment -" Babu, this guy prooves Darwin's
theory to the letter T - I think he just gets down from the tree to
play tennis and climbs up the tree immediately thereafter... and
the next thing I heard was a heavy thud ..your mamoi laughed so
hard and fell down from the sofa..... Lord Ranganathar mathiri
paduthundu match paarthaar.....ipdi vizhuvaar nnu enakku theriyumaa?? "
Netra stares in disbelief..... now Rajammah is rolling on the sand laughing..
Roja stops her from rolling ..."ippove roll pannitta ...apram you wont
have energy...on popular request I plan to have this anga prathakshanam
as a relay rolling. Nallu and Giri will give u all the schedule..... who will roll ..
.from which point to which point etc.,etc.," Well the IF ians are ready....
the press is getting their gears ready....Ashta Lakshmis are waiting
with bated breath...... Here we go...and before that..... ???!!!

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#177

Marina beach is teeming with people - except the chinna thirai
gumbal - The chinna thirai heard about the arrival of IF ians and
went underground - but Roja being Roja.... managed to catch a
few people ...what for??? aww you will know soon. We see Thols
in a dirty old yellow shirt - the usual under sized one - he is
shivering ..... we also see Vikram and Thava.karthik..... Mr.freedom
managed to escape...... All three directors are seen in yellow...
They see the rest of the IF ians in yellow and console themselves
" no problems, yetho venduthal, nambalaiyum koopittu participate
panna solraanga.."

Giri and Nallu hand over the schedule copies to all - there is some
fine print at the bottom - Sue, Eljay and Ho take out their glasses
and have a good look - Eljay has a smug smile... Ho's eyes light
up..... Sue checks her shoes...Eljay applies some oil on her knees..
lloks like the legs and knees might be put to good use.....Ho, Eljay
and Sue will be the starters..... Kutty Simbha is enthralled by the
idea ... he wants to go all the way by anga prathakshinam....

Giri and Kadhu do a "mariamma kaaliamma" dance with neem leaves.....
Aish is new to this as well... Vani and Aish get ready with
pots and pots of ice water ... to pour on the roads - two maangas in
one stone - roads will be cleaned and the IF ians wont feel the heat...

Nallu blows the whistle ..even before that Kutty Simba has started
rolling ...Rajammah lends support to Eljay ... Giri dances around
and pushes the three directors on the road..... Eljay, Rajammah,
Ho and Sue start kicking them as foot balls ...the directors roll....IF ians
kick ..... The fun is so much that the rest of the IF ians join the fray...
Jagdu looks at Roja " hey maddie , u said that we have to do anga
prathakshinam??!!" Roja winks " oh yes..it is angaprathakshinam
but the question is whose angam??? You think that I am that mad
that I would make my fellow IF ians roll on the roads of Madras??
No way....since we suffer their serials, we can depute their
"angams" for our venduthal..... "

The press and media are stunned - so much that their cameras
are still... before they could come out of that reverie, the IF ians
have gone a long way.... kicking the subjects who tortured them
for years.. Rajammah pours some hot oil on Thols at regular
intervals ..... Ashta Lakshmis are standing guard ... sprinkling
flower petals on the IF ians..........

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#178

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' ( ?????!!!!!) Lounge

The lounge is sane these days - Maddie is engrossed in
RKO family - it is an effort to watch that - imagine updating
that crap EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!! She is not able to make much
money selling the tickets for RKOs - Global depression
affects maddie - no one wants to waste money on these tickets!!!

And basically, after seeing Shanthi of Aaanadam playing Sherlock
Holmes, the viewbies decided to follow suit -' if she can, then
why not us??" Each one is hunting down for some thing -
entha net le entha fish sikkumO?

Nallu is on the hot seat - She has to anglicize every Tamil song.
Imagine a song like "nakka?? mookkaa? " Maddie saw that
thread fleetingly and decided to save it for later - she needs a
new dictionary - Tanglish to Tamil and English -

Jazzie is playing Karunas - aww , of all the actors!!! Now Maddie
has to see that movie Dindigal Sarathy to get an idea about this
actor and then confront Jazzie -but maddie has a score to settle
with Jazzie - Jazzie was given enough notice to atone but..... anyways....

It is Giri's week to update Aanandam - rumour has it that this drag is
ending in the first week of March - and the crew has decided to
make abrupt endings. Giri is gritting her teeth and updating - her
last week for this drag!!!!

Eljay is also upset - she has a list of loose ends and has been
reminding the crew - not sure if her concern will be addressed -
Kadhu is just able to keep her head afloat - Jaz and Netra gunning
for her head.....update some serials.... monitor the threads....
archiving...uh huh

Ho has at last lost hopes on Vaathu - it took her so long to accept
that a vaathu is a vaathu is a vaathu.... much to her chagrin ......
She just fleetingly visits the thread - just to honor the patient,
persevering Patsy - hmm antha amma kku oru koil kattanum -
depression period mudinjathum Roja will organize a fund raiser
and build that " Patsy Temple - an epitome of patience" - and then
arrange for 6 kaala poojai , talisman sales ( ayya vaanga, amma
vaanga, intha thayathai kaile kattina porumai improove aagum..)

Vani is busy with auditing - hardly visits this place. Surprise surprise
Supree is back to the IF - will take some more time to see her in full
swing - commenting on RKO et al. Netra is off CKpages and so Is
Rajammah - looks like the madness rubbed too much on
both of them - lots of complaints at home !!! And Rajammah is really
fed up with maddie "intha Thols payannai thookki kadasa mudiyalai,
nee enna periya maddie?"

Maddie hangs her head in shame - Thols is worse than a cockroach -
Phoenix mathri yethanai tharam koluthinaalum thirumbi thirumbi azhukku
shirt pottu vanthu kaduppu adikkaraan....

Aish is busy running a game - Jeopardy is going smooth -
no jeopardy there....Srima, Nithya, Janu, Eclat - newbies
who are getting oriented to CK pages - hmmm maddie gets
willing preys (aanaalum romba luck .... paavam intha puthu
IF ians ai enna paadu padutha pOraalO maddie!!)

Well ..... with all these IF ians lost in their own world....lounge
door bangs...typical maddie bang.... oh yes, it is her.....
Jazzie tightens her dress - Maddie throws a side glance ...
Giri comes running ... "kaathodu maalai aada aadaa....Giri
yoda malli poovum aada ...aaadaa...." Rojakka ....all set.."
Jazzie looks at Giri -"adi thiruttu kOttu...neeyumaa???"
Giri has a mischievous smile....... What next???

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#179

Jazzie is totally worried - "hmm , both Giri and Maddie have
some thing up their sleeves....." runs to her locker and pulls
out some more dresses - just short of calling out Krishna
and making Him the salesman of Nalli Silks - Giri has a
smug smile ... Jagdu runs to occupy a comfortable sofa -
"vantage point le I must sit, appo thaan it will be fun.."
Netra and Aish are having a quick conference .."before
Jazzie gets stripped or some thing, we need to cool down
maddie, what say??" Aish says "what if i make her the queen
of next jeopardy game?" Netra looks at Aish - a look which
says "hmmm, u proove once again that u are new to the IF
lounge.... " Aish can not decipher that look and looks confused.

Janu, Nithya, Eclat , Srima and other newbies are stunned -
"strip some one?? in the open lounge?? uh huh... well these
people have rightly named Roja maddie...." - however do not
leave - "hey come on , some fun is good,.." They do not know that
Roja named herself as maddie - if any one else called her maddie....
well Jazzie gathi thaan - Oh athuthaana vishayam? Jaz called Roja
maddie and so maddie is donning the judge dress???

The lounge is heating up....Jazzie feels an ice cold chill running
through her veins - with out any pentathol infusion - and in
spite of the layers of dresses..... Giri looks smug ...goes and
whispers some thing to maddie - maddie has that trade mark
gleam - looks like she did manage to take that crash course
from maniac of Megala.......

Nallu walks in -looking totally busted ....a few men come behind
her and unload some gunny bags.... there is a strong jasmine
smell ....Jazzie will have a dress madeof malli poo??? nah nah
Maddie looks around for helpers..not that she really has to ask
every one is only too eager to unpack .... all the gunny bags are
opened ...and one by one framed photos come out.... All life
sized ones.... Maanga, baagage, Mani Jaan, ex omni and Abi
from Aanandam, Vaathu, creep, Jothi and Rekha from vaathu
serial , Thols, Abi, gold digger Bhaskar, hissy boy Adhi, vamp Arthi,
Don Juan Rajesh, mouse Mano, OQ from Alangolangal , Cheechay,
Tilaga, Viswanathan from Arasi to name a few - get out of those gunny bags.

The IF ians freeze on their tracks - How dare she??? This Roja has
to be hanged for this atrocity - we see these characters every day
and wait for week ends to get some fresh breath - and here comes
maddie with all these photographs??!!! what does she want?
Decorate the walls with all these photographs??!!! -

The docile Ho is furious - "Rojaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Ippo enakku oru
unmai theriji aaganum....pray why this drama??" Even the ice cold
Jazzie is getting heated up - Rajammah has one look at Thols and
her eyes emit fire..... Eljay takes out her list of loose ends which
go unanswered and tears them in to pieces.... Except the evil trio
all are outrageous....Momentarily every one forgets Jazz and her
impending striptease......

Finally, 2 gunny bags full of jasmine flowers and other flowers
are spread on the floor - The temperature is far above boiling
point - IF ians are raging... Giri and Nallu fan themselves....
Finally maddie gets on top of the podium and addresses the
seething IF ians - "OK here is what I have in mind. I tried every thing
to finish off these characters but they all seem to be the direct
descendants of Phoneix . Nothing worked and so I want to ape
the serials - Hang all these photos on our walls and adorn them
with the proverbial garlands. At least as far as we are concerned,
these characters do not exist, say what?"

There is an eerie silence for a minute and then the
lounge explodes - every one talking at the same time, clapping,
giggling - Jazzie joins the rest in clapping but stops..."uh huh?
so why was maddie gunning at me? saying that I could be stripped?
or punished?? Well , I was right in calling her maddie..gone bonkers??"

Netra jumps...."Roja akka,do u realize that Jazzie spent
sleepless nights? because you kept her on tenterhooks??"
The rest pay attention... Roja thiru vaai malargiraal " Oh yes,
who said any thing about Jazzie escaping?? Why do u think
I asked Nallu and Giri to empty all the flower shops around?
Jazzie will be the one who makes those garlands - all by
herself..no help.... and Giri managed to get some florists to
draw the shapes and sizes of garlands..Jazzie will execute
them to the letter T - she has just 10 hours to do all this - and her
favorite Thols gets a garalnd madeof Vinca Rosea - the cemetry
flower - Once she finishes the garlands,we will request our IF ians
to garland - will be left to their choice...."

There is a big thud - Jazzie has fainted.... No one sees that
except the evil trio..every one is busy discussing...who will garland
who... Ho wants to garland vaathu.. Rajammah shows all her
teeth...ofcourse she wants to have the pleasure of pronouncing
Thols dead... Eljay is tossing the coin...which character of Aanandam.....

Nallu sprinkles water on Jazzie's face... Giri fans..... Roja announces
"Jazzie, 15 mins gone..... 9 hours and 45 mins to go......"
Laughs hysterically ..... the IF ians do not hear that...they are
busy discussing... 😉

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

#180

IF Tamil Serial' Fans' Lounge

The lounge is slowly filling . The week end always sees less
crowd in here. Come Monday, the IF ians are back in the lounge.

Eljay, Caryn, Giri, Srima, Eclat and other Aanandam followers
are sitting in one corner. Post Aanandam blues?? nah nah,
they just can't believe that the drag is over at last - Eljay is
pinching people - " dream illiye??" Giri is singing "Nijamaa,
nijamaa, ithu nijamaa??" Eljay answers her by pinching some
more. Vsur is distributing baklavahs - he made his wife make one
whole lot - last heard, the supermarket near Vsur's place ran out
of almonds!!! Badam Kheer is also getting ready. Vsur made
sure to mix some bong in it - enna aagumo? Holy re holy re
holy reeee.... BG music by Arun who looks real happy "appa da
inime daddy nambalai Roja auntie kku Aanandam ithu aanandam
song paadu nnu solli thollai panna maattar.."

Netra and Nallu are getting ready for the new serial which will
replace aanandam - Giri has a smug smile "appa da ithu namma
thread illai..." Any way she has decided not to follow the new crap
ooch soap .... Did i say Nallu??? awwww , no she has a new name -
nearer to her original name - mathi_azhagi - sounds more Tamizhish
and describes her well - Mathi oru azhagaana ponnu, ava mathi kooda
romba azhagu 😉 ada ada Roja tamizh le pun aa??? romba theritte nee😉

While hurrying around the lounge, Netra and Meli look at the
aanandam crowd and fume through their ears and nose.
"hmmm namakku eppo vimochanam?? Intha Thols payyan
ravusu thaanga mudiyalai...Roja akka maalai pottu padam
maattiyum vidame kaduppu adikkaraane... gold digger kkum
loser Abi kkum marupadi kalyanam panni vaichiduvaana??
samy bhagavaneee..."

Ho is off vaathu - she felt that she might never see the transformation
of vaathu to a swan - gave up hopes and decided to concentrate on
her students - plans to run a course on "how not to be a vaathu" for
all her girl students. She can't help recalling Roja's idea of "Vaathu
Finishing School" and offering to be the Principal. She has saved those
"look at me " pink and green ribbons to show her students - "do not go
any where near these colors, u run the risk of being labeled as vaathus"

Aish was lazing around - forgot the jeopardy game - Eljay gave a
soft nudge and Aish has posted the next clue. Niti is back in the lounge.
She was one of those porumai thilagams who carried loser Abi on her
shoulders for a long long time. She was waiting to get back to the
lounge only after the drag got over. But later realised that if she were
to wait for that , she would never see IF lounge again. So, decided to
come back - well she has some news to convey to IF ians..
say what Niti?😉

Jagdu gave a bye bye to serials speech - well, u never know,
he might bite the next one. That brings us to Roja ...well, she also
made an announcement.. but did promise to do one last CK -
the swansong!!! where is maddie?? gone underground already????
aww yes, the door bangs, the typical maddie bang... there she comes...
.so whats up?

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