archives of CK by Roja - Page 11

Roja and JAXA - well, here is how it is. JAXA
came to know about the futile attempt made
by RKA - they learnt that Roja tempted the
two burly agents with vcds of all the serials.
Jas is meticulous in sending them vcds on a regular
basis!!! They trained two agents - to speak
English and never succumb to any trick by the
mad Roja etc., etc., - and sent them over with
a lucrative offer. The money was real good and
JAXA agreed to all the conditions put forth by
Roja They just wanted a trip to the space for a
secret mission - only condition from their end was
to maintain absolute secrecy. Roja had no problem
in accepting that. Roped in Tamil and Nallu - her
willing, agile, active marshals - To cut a long
story short, the trio flew to Tokyo with out a word
to any one in the lounge!!!

They were received and whisked away to the JAXA
HQ for a briefing. Every thing was "in camera" and
only a few JAXA officials knew about the mission.
At first, they were skeptical about trusting total
strangers who can not speak a word of Japanese but
later agreed to go ahead as there was a monumental
saving of costs!! No space craft, no launching expenses
no monitoring, no ground control procedures....
they could not imagine sending humans up in the
air and getting back home for a nice night's rest!!!

Well, the trio was air borne in no time - the flowing
gowns in place, code song( kokku para para, kozhi
para para - a la Chandramukhi) decided in case any
one is lost..... Tamil and Roja are pros in space journey but
for Nallu every thing was new - " has Roja akka planned to
get rid of me in the space??? why did she leave her
twin back in the lounge? do we get to go the heaven?
any hidden agenda???" - so many thoughts in her mind but
decided to tow along. Tamil had her dance dress inside
her flowing gown - " manmatha raasa dance aada vendi
vanthal??" - Roja points out places of interest to Nallu
and Tamil fills in when Roja misses some thing. Nallu gets
carried away and starts singing "saare jahaan se acchaa" -

NASA, ESA, ISRO and RKA radars caught the
three flips and alerted every one. Each wanted to know
if the other had deputed some one for any mission and
drew a blank. When JAXA was contacted, they feigned
total ignorance - ' we are a peace loving nation and our
economy can not afford any such project now." The "flips"
were oblivious to all the frenzied activity in the ground.
They defied Physics, over took the speed of light and
continued to fly....

Newton and M.S. Subbulakshmi ran in to their cave
.... St.Peter was running helter-skelter... " what if
I disobeyed God's instruction and closed the gates
this once???" - He immediately chided himself for
allowing Satan to enter his mind " oh this woman has
this effect even on righteous people like me!!!" -
curbs his impulse and gets geared to face the impending
danger....... the trio fly happily, their destination is
just one more hour away.........

TBC ( ayyo Roja, nee thirunthave maattiyaa???)

The journey is over - the trio are at
"Mockyo" city - Nallu's eyes are almost out of
their sockets. "Roja akka, is this our final
destination? Are u sure? " Tamil is engrossed
in the beauty all around her " Roja akka, this
does not look like OUR heaven??!! Are we lost?"
Roja gives a reassuring smile and swipes a card
on a floating sensor machine - the gates open,
allow the trio in and close behind them.

The atmosphere is electric - people are floating
aimlessly and have all the time in the world to
stop and stare at the trio!!! Roja shows a card
to one of them and asks for directions. The man
volunteers to accompany the trio - Roja holds on
to his long gown and the trio glide along.

Tamil and Nallu are dying for some kind of
explanation. Roja has no option now - " Kuttys,
this is a city created by the Japanese in space.
Tokyo has become too crowded. Expansion is
impossible but Tokyo residents did not want to
move away from there. So, the government arrived
at a solution and built this Mockyo city in space -
an exact replica of Tokyo. All above the age of
55 were sent here as they had retired from their
jobs. The younger group moved in from other cities
to the capital. Other cities became less crowded
and Tokyo is now the "city of youngsters". See,
Japan is fast becoming the nation of elders and
so they had to do some thing. They do not want
to sacrifice the experience of all these retirees and
so... here we are in Mockyo. Something like Argo
city - the whole city is inside a huge bubble which
has all the oxygen needed to breathe - we need to
collect some important papers and take back to
JAXA, got it??"

Tamil has a mischievous gleam but Roja is
quick to set it right " no tricks Tamil, the
info will be written in Japanese codes and we
have no way of decoding them. Also, I do have a
hidden agenda for accepting this trip. So, let
us do what we are here for first and then do
our job, ok??"

Tamil's interest is kindled - stealing the info
and selling to other agencies vanishes from her
mind. Nallu has a knowing look "athane parthen,
yetho secret agenda irukkanume, athan twin is in
the lounge" but she is all game for the prank!!!

Roja collects the sealed envelope, conducts a
'danceversation" with a few elders( Japanese
knowledge illame conversation is not possible,
athan intha natya language!!!) Tamil entertains
them with her manmatha raasaaa dance - few join
the fray and it is funny to watch dancing in the
air - "float and dance" is a new technique,
specially created for the space!!! Nallu is busy
gobbling the mysore paks - she flew a long way,
after all!!

Some of the residents complain to Roja that
they do not have much option for entertainment -
this brings a wicked smile in Roja's lips and
boyyy, do we see the mad gleam in place???? But
Roja is quick to assume her avtar and project
a docile image - " will report to JAXA and they
will look in to it, ok?" - the trio move out.
As they are passing through the gates, Roja
pulls some thing out of the floating sensor
which goes unnoticed!!!

Now, Roja is all action - "Tamil, Nallu has
not seen the heaven, why don't you take her
along and show her around? I can give you 3
hours. Just go and remind Mr.Newton about how
his Physics can be defied by menials like us -
U can dance with original Manmathan once again ,
what say?? By then my job here will be over as
well." - but Tamil and Nallu refuse to move an
inch. They do not want to miss out on the new
fun - " enna periya heaven, inime Roja akka dayavu
illame, nambale thaniya varaalam, why miss out
on this?" - Roja has no problem, she always
believes in "more the merrier" policy.

Roja pulls out her hidden mobile and sends out
a sms - the message is all about latitude and
longitude - yes, directions for her twin to
arrive here with her cargo!!! Giri's mobile
screeches loudly - night time in the earth and
Giri is in seventh heaven dreaming about ACD/Priya
- " Thennan thoppu, thennan thoppu, ore love
kaathu, love kaathu" - a la Anjali movie - Giri
gets up with a start, reads her sms, goes to the
store room, collects her moottai and proceeds to
her terrace. The moottai makes some gurgling
noises and a whole lot of movements are seen!!!

Giri flies directly to Roja and gang - gives a
thumbs up signal to Roja - Roja has her mad gleam
in place!!! Mockyo city is sleeping -all are
floating and sleeping!!! - Roja swipes her card
once again at the sensor (awww, she did pull some
thing out of that!!!) gates open and the IF ians
enter noiselessly!!! Giri opens her moottai and
spills her cargo....... boyy, it is CR, Thols and CJB!!!!!
All the three start floating but Giri is
quick to pull the rope - they look around with
fear written large on their faces -

Roja takes out 3 cards from her purse. " Here,
these are the ID cards for the three of u to live
here, I managed to " procure" from JAXA
( Procure??? suttutten nnu sollu Roja..) You guys
just stay here, write and direct serials with the local
actors and stage them as " theru koothu dramas",
ok??? No TVs here and the residents need some
entertainment - up to u guys to take care of this
problem. Earth pakkam thalai vaichu padukka
kooda koodathu,ok??" Tamil and Nallu are overjoyed.
Tamil changes tune from manmatha raasa " Thols
illatha ulagam ketten, Kolangal illatha TV ketten,
Aadhi illatha Chennai ketten" - a la Ajith of
Amarkalam. Nallu is singing under her breath
" Anjali vitta thada, manam thullu thada, ini
nimmathi da, enakku jolly than da" - a la satti
sutta thada!!!

Roja collects her group, quickly gets out and
the gates close. The ID cards are just resident
permits, no one can use it for coming out or
going in!! JAXA gave the access card to Roja
for accomplishing their mission. The quartet flew
back - Giri quietly got back to her bed room to
continue with her dream (ohhh, from now on she
will direct Aanandam and finish it quickly!!)
and the trio reported at JAXA HQ.

The hidden agenda was unknown to JAXA - the
residents of Mockyo will not report the intruders
as they look forward for the entertainment -
JAXA thanked Roja and gang profusely, paid
them their whooping salary and sent them
back to IF lounge by the new SIA A380 aircraft
- 1st class - The trio had an excellent, enjoyable
flight back.

Awww, Roja is back in the lounge??? The rest of
the members sighhhhhhhhhhhh...............

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.
Part 1

Lounge sees some frenzied activity. The reshuffling of
the threads and addition of a new thread brings in a
jubilant reaction. The members are excited and beaming.
Atina walks in and is surrounded by one whole load -
congratulating her and shaking her hands vigorously!!
She is pleased to see the excitement but does not forget
to gently remind about active participation - " we can do a
lot of things here if we work together, ok?" Lots of heads
nod in unison - Atina can never fathom the true meaning of
this collective nod - " is it a yes or no? keeps me guessing!!"

Nallu is seriously sitting in one corner and writing some thing -
Kavi is watching - " exam kku padikkame ennathan panraalo??
ella cinema vaiyum dust panni eduthu ulta panraa!!" Kavi decides
to nudge her and bring her back to reality " Nallu ,padikka vendaam??" - Nallu stares - " Roja akka CK post panna poraanga, athai padichuttu ellarum oru 2 or 3 days kku moolai kalangi suthuvaanga, athan konjam relief kudukkalam nnu, na ezhutharen,
oru coffe kodungalen, please" - Kavi shrugs and goes to her domain.

Giri looks tired - made one whole lot of 'stuffed kitten"
dolls and distributed. "rest, here I come"!!!

Jas had a sos mail from Roja - " house keeping panren pervazhi
nnu yennamo pannitten, pa, need help" - followed by an Eureka
mail " kidaichiduthu but for one" Jas is ruffling through her papers.

Pat is away on a conference - " a week free from vaathu but not
free from Roja's updates, fortunately Netra will take over for
2 days, thank God for that much relief!!"

Vinu is happy - her first week of Aanandam updates brought in
rave reviews!!! " ahaaa, free till the 3rd week of Jan" - humming
some tune and looking around for possible fun.

Eljay on the other hand is pensive - " God, it is the 2nd week of
the month, Abi enna panna poralo??? apram ACD/Priya dress
lam vera keen aa parkkanum, hmmm"

Riya is missing in action - packing, moving... from where to where????? Ho is all set for Roja's banter. She can't afford to antagonize Roja " Maasu boy eulogy kku help venum, Jesus and Mary, avaru pozhaichikkattum, 10 candles church le yetharen.."
Sue is becoming a rare commodity -" I have to apply for leave and catch up with IF, busy with work and home, hmmm"

Fluidd is terrified of Nallu's CK " enakku enna cinema story assign panna poraalo?? Viscoelastic kannile padaamal pathukkanuum, hmm" Meli is at the fag end of her exams " just 3 more days to go and then I have to see the headlines contest.. must gently remind Sri about the Member awards... mmm" - has her book in one hand but her thoughts wander all over!!!

Niti is away - sudden trip to India - had one whole load of advise
from experienced mothers about handling the 2 yr old during travel - Looks like she sang "pappa paappa kathai kelu, IF members in
kathai kelu, Roja akka sonna kathai, Nallu aunty yin sontha
kathai..." all through her trip!!! The airlines made sure to impose
new conditions for mothers traveling alone with kids - " no singing,
no playing on the aisle...."


Pokkiri is gearing up for Kolangal update for the coming weeks
" Thols thollai thaangalai, will kick him with words whenever
possible, can always borrow emotions from Tamil akka.. these
days she uses all of them..." The members are all lost in thoughts
and fail to notice that Roja is missing.

And so, where is she??? Has she left the lounge for good???
Is she that considerate to let the IF Tamil members relax in
peace??? Think again, right now she is doing some thing totally
crazy ( what else do u expect from her??!) which will jolt the
members from their languid extravaganza.......

Part 2

Roja's experience with RKA and JAXA resulted
in some thing absolutely atrocious - she assumed that
she is the best astronaut around and decided to
experiment some thing new!!! She read about
the delay in launching of Atlantis - her quixotic
mind worked over time, her mad gleam became
madder and ..... she flew to the US and went
straight to the Kennedy Space Center. The security
was monumental - a fly had to go through 6 stages
of security check before sitting on the disposable
tea cup!!! - Roja stood outside , deep in thought!!!

To board the space craft as a stowaway is not an
easy joke - meticulous planning has to be done. Roja
had her thinking cap on. The launching is delayed
because of the failure of engine cut off sensors during
fueling..... all the four sensors must work.....
launch date is postponed to January 2008.... Roja has
ample time to plan her move...... She needs help now.
She ruffled her tired brain to come out with an ally for
this mission - some one who lives in Florida or near about
and who has some knowledge about fluids (fuel is all about
fluids, isn't it??)😉 well well, Roja remembered Fluidd and
made a call to her.

Fluidd woke up with a start hearing her telephone
shrieking in the middle of the night The red lights were
flashing - " sweet nothings pesa nalla neram parthaar intha viscoelastic.." - said a sleepy " hi darling" and held the
phone with closed eyes, all set to go back to sleep with an
occasional cooing of "um hum um hum....." but had to wake
all over again realizing that the voice on the other end did
not qualify for the address "darling"!!! If any thing, that
voice spelt DANGER - in all caps!!! " Roja akka.... neenga ..
. enge... inge... epdi... Malaysia ... whats up??" - finally
managed to respond. Roja's crisp voice ordered Fluidd to
get in to her car asap and meet her outside Kennedy Space
Center. "Outside nna??" " ange oru Nair tea kadai irukke,
ange than odane vaa, no delays, ok??" Fluidd managed to
retrieve her dirty jeans from the laundry basket and lunged
to her car. She was all jittery during the drive" kadavule,
ippo enna seyya poraangalo?? ozhunga padippai mudichi
velaikku poga vida maatanga pole irukke??? kalyanam vera pakkathile varuthu.. Space center vasalile enna velai ivangal-
ukku??? periya astronaut nnu ninappu. .. hmmm" Fluidd
exceeds speed limits and reaches the assigned
meeting spot - THE NAIR TEA KADAI ......

TBC

Part 3 - Final part.

Fluidd walks in to the tea kadai and sees Roja sitting on a broken bench, sipping tea - 3 porai biscuits are also present. Fluidd is all exhausted and looks at Roja for an explanation - " it better
be good, I drive in the middle of the night to a weird meeting
spot, you better have a good reason" - Roja doles out one of
her usual asattu sirippus but the mad gleam in her eyes
reveals that there is much more than what meets the eye!!

" Fluidd, did u hear about the delay in the launching of
Atlantis? That gives me enough time to board the space
craft as a stowaway - I have decided to go in that. Atlantis
will carry some module to be delivered to the International
Space Station - I have a module as well but I have to commission
it myself. I hear that the problem is the failure of sensors
during fueling. i want you to bypass the sensors for a while -
until I am on board - then later, they can go ahead with fueling
and all other related checks. I borrowed a cloak from Mr.canseeall - the one which i used during Atina's interview - Once I am on board,
I will become invisible, say what???"

Fluidd is aghast hearing such an atrocious plan - "Roja akka,
enna aachu ungalukku? Lounge le ellarum maddie nnu sonna pothu kooda, I did not believe, but now with what you have in mind....
well, I need to change my opinion". Nothing fazes Roja when she sets her mind on some thing. Gives one of her deceptive asattu smiles and stands firm on the floor. Any amount of cajoling from Fluidd
fails to evoke the desired response!!! Fluidd curses under her breath and confronts Roja " but why me??? Nane inge Student Visa le irukken, yethanum aachunna, deport panniduvaanga, apram enge padikkarathu? ennai vittudunga akka , pleaseee" .... Roja is adamant
" Fluidd, fuel nna fluids, you are a fluid dynamics person, so you have to do this, I promise you that I would never mention your name if I am caught but be rest assured, no one can/will catch me". Fluidd
reluctantly agrees to help " aalai vittaal pothum, ivanga enna vena pannattum" - bypasses the sensors and Roja is inside Atlantis!!!!! Fluidd drives back with out looking back even once.

Well, Atlantis gets launched on 4th Jan 2008 - with Roja as the sole passenger. Roja removes her cloak three hours after take off and the ground control gets to see the figure - All hell breaks loose and
the security systems come under great scrutiny - But the authorities make sure to keep this a closely guarded secret - if the news leaks, the whole lot will be in deep trouble, a security breach is a monumental
offense!!!

As Atlantis delivers its module to the space station, Roja fixes some thing in to a satellite transmitter - pulls out some wires, changes the directions, feeds some new data in to the control computers and gives
a satisfied look. Atlantis returns safely with Roja. She wears her cloak as the shuttle nears earth - ground control looses her and she is out - safe and sound!!!

There is a big discussion going on in Kennedy - "what was the figure we saw? where did it go? Is it possible that there is some kind of human life in space? If so, who or what are they....?" But alas, none of these can be made public and Roja escapes unhurt!!!!

Roja is back in the lounge with her usual asattu sirippu. The lounge is in total chaos. No one bothers to give a second look at Roja. Worried,
distraught faces everywhere - " how is this possible?? ... is it only one channel or all Tamil channels?.... have they checked thoroughly?? any news flash??..... any parliamentary discussions?...." so many questions
floating around.... Roja asks innocently " what happened? why are u all upset? where is Fluidd?" - Giri throws a paper weight at Roja "aama romba mukkiyam, na aanandam parthu 4 naal aachu theriyuma?? paithiyam pidikkum pole irukku.. ippo unga kelvi kku bathil solla yarukkum mood illai, vaiyai pothindu poi ukkarunga, ok?" Ho is
sitting in one corner with her hands on her head - " Maasu hospital le irunthu vantha thu mattum than theriyum, apram enna aacho?" - almost in tears. Tamil is dancing with Pokkiri " no more Thollaikappian, God is great". Bluegal is livid with anger " puthu girl has replaced Preethi, I want to see herrrr....."

Roja has a smug smile - sits on the rocking chair and closes her eyes - "poonai kannai moodinaal boologam asthamichu poiduma?? mmmm poidum... intha poonai thane intha chaos kku karanam paavam Fluidd than, bayangara fever nnu viscoelastic phone panninaar" .... What did Roja do? Simple, she just changed the direction of the satellites which
beam out the Tamil Serials - she directed them to beam to the MOON - no serials in Mother Earth for the past 4 days!!! Until they figure out the problem and set it right, no Tamil serials......

Suddenly Roja laughs hysterically and dances around the lounge in glee - except Tamil and Pokkiri who join her, all the rest flee the lounge!!!!!

IF Tamil Serials' Fans' Lounge.

After the Fancy Dress party, all are relaxing. Food was plenty and
every one has a sated look. The short break from the serials did
help every one to unwind - Jas closed her eyes tight and wished for
a " world minus Tamil serials", Tamil and Pokkiri did a premature
dance, Giri dashed to the Moon - "ACD and Priya illatha world le
Giri??? No way" - but alas, the channels freaked out and set right the
satellites - world got back to its old self much to the chagrin of people
like Jas. Giri is stuck in the moon - she updated there as well which
got rave reviews from the "Moonies" - they did not want to loose Giri,
so shut the entry and lost the key!!! Giri sent an urgent sms to the
lounge " moon kku ellarum vaanga, welcome welcome" - Roja knows
how to release her twin!!!

Ho had to shuttle between the cyber hospital and home - her PC felt that it had too much of Roja and struck work!! Ho had to cajole and bring it back home - the PC did issue a warning " too much of Roja again and na enna pannuvennu enakke theriyaathu" - a la serial characters!!! Ho is holding on to her Rosary beads..... Sue is limping back to normalcy. She has a very strong suspicion that Nair bhaiyya has some spy in IF - " most talkative??? who is the black sheep?? MEN, uh huh a race by themselves.."

Kavi decided to visit the Moon in her flimsiest night gown!! But why?? " if we see the moon, it is bed time, right??? bed time kku night gown thane??" Logic??!!! The only elusive commodity in Tamil serials - Grrrrr That is Eljay reacting to that word!!! Talking about Eljay, she
saw 6 Rojas in the Fancy dress party - she had nightmares, ghostly visions..... every day .. got so bad that hubby decided to scoot to India. He made sure to send her to Bahamas with her friends " If I can suffer a life time, a few days of suffering for her friends is no big deal!!!"

Vani, Tamil and Fluidd are dreaming - Jas, Eljay and Vinu have promised to teach them Lunu language - Eljay is off to Bahamas
and so it is Vinu and Jas - Vinu has a lost look " che alphabets 26 thaane irukku, innum konjam iruntha jolly aa gubsa vidalaam.. hmmm.." Fluidd was determined to shun Roja ... learnt from viscoelastic that she was deliriously talking in sleep... " nair, tea kadai, porai, bypass, sensors....." but later reconciled - " oru Roja kku bayanthu bakki IF friends ai miss pannanumaa?" Made sure to have blinds ready " kannai Moon le poithan thirakkanum"

Nallu is distributing Lakshmi dollars to every one - Vinu and Suram are getting theirs engraved - lest they mistake some one else as their twin!!! Pokkiri can not fathom the reason for Lakshmi dollar and Nallu quickly explains that it is a talisman - " Roja akka voda porom, athan oru chinna precaution.." -

Meli looks elated - exams are over and she got the maximum number of awards - Sri arranged to get siggies done - she sports few of them now, the rest are stashed away for future use!!! Sri is smartly dressed - He got many awards and one of them is "best dressed" - now it is imperative that he lives up to his reputation!!!

As usual, where is Roja?? missing again?? Moonukku polaam, nalukku polaam nnu sollittu enge tholainji poittaa??? .......

TBC

Think of the Devil and there she is... Roja walks in with her wand and.... lo and behold, she has an entourage behind her .. all new faces.. every one assembles around Roja - time for introduction - Roja looks around and has a mad gleam with a wicked grin. "folks, please meet Mr.Findwhatnot, Ms.Hideandseek and Madam.Flymealone - they are also coming with us today, OK shall we leave? ready???.... No one notices that Roja made no mention of "Moon"...... All are so excited that such trivia get ignored!!!!

Roja moves her wand up and down - Mdm.Flymealone (FMA)
has a look of boredom - "Flying a whole lounge??? with a load of innocent looking humans???? hmmmmm Looks like this time Roja is getting herself in to real deep soup ... is she planning to shed some cargo? or add some to the lounge??..." Mr.Findwhatnot (FWN) and
Ms.Hideandseek (HAS) are looking around the lounge - The X-ray eyes of FWN are scanning slowly and some objects are photographed by his eyes!!! HAS is looking for dark corners , Roja has given her some assignment - she needs places which would escape normal eyes!!!

The lounge slowly raises up - floats easily....... The members do not feel the change in the altitude - the wand made sure to make the lounge in to a pressurized cabin ......... Vinu sends an urgent sms to Giri " we are on our way, hold on". Giri reads the sms with obvious joy - the smile on her face confuses the Moonies... One Moony rolls fast to the gate and makes sure that it is secure.

Giri starts a new "Poo sutral" and diverts the attention of Moonies -
" ACD um Priyavum ingeye Honey moon kku varennu solli irukkangalaa ... apram....." goes on... to be interrupted by a smart moony kid " eppo varuvaanga?? one week aa you have been telling us this story, innum proper courtship kooda nadakkalai apram.... 10 earth years = 1 moon year, so enakku ippo 4 years aarathu... ennoda 10th year kkulle varuvaangalaa?" Giri is speechless, for once!! Curses herself for not bringing CR but consoles as well ... " intha Q kku bathil avarukkum theriniji irukkathu hmmm" Giri immediately changes her track " samathu chellam, inge vaa unakku na kaaka nari kathai solren, Kams training pona pothu ezhuthinen , theriyuma???" Giri's jasmine garlands are moving like a swing, eyes lighting up with excitement...
Moony kid once again proves his IQ " awwww aunty, Nilavil utkarnthu Paatti sonna stories nnu oru movie vanthuthu theriyumaa? that was shot here only, so I know the whole series, can u think of some thing else?" Giri's mind wheels are rotating real fast .... but why?? wait
wait u will know soon...

Ho , Jas and Tamil are playing tourist guides - Their previous trips to Heaven/Mockyo are put to good use. First time travelers are glued to the portholes ( ayyo Roja build up thangalai.. spaceship... portholes.. mmmm) Roja is totally ignored and she does not seem to mind!!! what happened to her Attention Seeking Syndrome( ASS)?? Well, she has some other hidden agenda!!!

Roja is having some conversation with FWN - since no one else knows Hahahian, she is pretty open with the talking. HAS and FMA nod their heads knowingly and chip in some suggestions. FWN is all set and goes to Atina's room - Atina is busy and so stayed back - locks himself up and scans the sky with his X ray eyes - he found what he wanted and calls FMA - gives her some instructions - FMA makes a swift move and is out in a jiffy - after 10 mins, she returns to the lounge with....... aww yes, u guessed it right, u can smell the jasmines right... yes Giri is back ... but wait, Giri has a friend... oh yes, the smart Moony kid.... mind wheels turning... she could not leave him behind... so much of bonding ..... but why the look of surprise from HAS???? ..... moon year... earth year... well, we shall find out soon ...

TBC

Giri and Roja are in a corner - Roja is asking some thing, Giri concentrates deeply and nods her head - jasmine is falling all over. Giri tries to pick them up but Roja pulls her up and asks some more Qs. HAS is by the side of Roja - as Giri answers, Roja translates to HAS - HAS extends her nails and marks some dark corners in the lounge - oh God, the places marked start glowing- must be LASER!!! Finally Roja is done with Giri and Giri happily starts picking up her jasmines. HAS
moves in with the moony kid - the members will not get to see him - for a long time!!!! Roja is given a digital device by FWN and he moves away with FMA ......

Suddenly, the lounge comes to a halt - the members get ready to alight at Moon - Fluidd and Sue are chatting incessantly - Sue has to live up to her award and Fluidd is hoping to bag it the next time!! - craters are there..... we should look up the spots where "Patti sonna kathai" movie was shot... Nila kayuthu,neram nalla neram.... Nila kaigirathu, neram theygirathu.... Nilave vaa, sellathe vaaa... - rambling voices all over!!! Giri hides herself - " intha moonies kitte patta padu porum ppa, Roja akka enna, inime God vanthu sonna kooda, I wont risk it, CR panra thappukkellem na bathil sollanum mumhum..." Suram and Vinu hold each other tightly, rehearse Ba ba black sheep once... Nallu warns Pokkiri, Sri and Tamil to hold on to their Lakshmi dollar "talisman athu, ok, careful".... Kavi looks sexy in her flimsy night gown.... The new moon, of no importance, lingers behind as the yellow sun glares - Jas enjoys D.H Lawrence..... -

Roja has to quench this enthusiasm... makes an announcement " folks, we are in a new planet called " Saynotoserials" - invented very recently by a Hahahian called Curethemall - he is Mr.Canseeall's cousin. When Mr.C was in our lounge, he saw the serial crazy crowd and was totally dejected about the man power wastage. He expressed his fears about the future world rotting under meaning less serials and Mr.Curethemall vowed to rectify and resurrect earth. So, he found this planet and needed to check it out with humans. Mr.C requested for subjects from me and I obliged. My original destination was moon but me and Giri had a Skype chat 2 days back. Giri told me that she had to constantly spin poo sutrals and keep the moonies engaged. Mr.C felt that moon is also corrupted and asked me to change course. So, here we are...

" Giri's eyes pop out "ennathu??? ACD/Priya vai pakka mudiyaatha??? Roja akkkaaaaaa , enakku oru ummai theriji aaganum...." Jas, Tamil, Pokkiri and Niti are dancing. Ho hurriedly
rolls her beads "Maasu... creep... vaathu... Rekhs.. ayyo Jesus and Mary vaile varaliye... Rojaaaa..." Vinu and Suram are staring at each other and suddenly Suram cries loudly " Madras Tamilu illame na sethu pooduven, yakkov, Rosaaaa" Vinu meekly asks " Rojakka, inge namba ethanai naal irukkanum?" Fluidd nods agreement and looks at Roja's face.....

Roja laughs hysterically.......... her mad gleam becomes madder........

Please meet our sweetie pie Moony kid

Carmalajasugi Lazuli - affectionately shortened to
Calasi - Colorful, eh???? Lazuli is the surname, Daddy Laz
is more colorful!!!



For those who are not familiar with this story - this is a
continuation of my last CK which has been archived - Pls
refer to Page 14 of Archives of CKs by Roja.