Jokes - Page 87

Jas and Kavi, that's very funny, I had a good laugh 😆

A blonde decided one day that she was sick and tired
of all the blonde jokes, and how all blondes were perceived as
stupid and helpless. So, she decided to show her husband that
blondes really were smart and self-reliant.

One day her husband arrived home and found his wife lying on the
living room floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a ski jacket over her
good full-length fur coat.

"Darling! Are you alright?" he asked with concern.

"Yes, dear. Just a little tired," came the reply.

"What have you been doing?" he asked.

She replied, "Well, I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde
women are dumb and helpless. I thought I could do that by
painting the living room and dining room."

"Well, you've done that, sweetheart," replied her husband as he
looked around, "and a nice job of it too. But what's the deal
with the ski jacket and your fur?"

"Well, I read the directions on the back of the paint can, and it
said, 'For best results, put on two coats.'"

A blonde takes her car to a garage. She asks if there's any way they can fix the hail damage on her hood. Seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided to have some fun with her.

He tells her, "Well, I'll let you in on something. I'll tell you how to do it on your own, and it will cost you nothing. Go home, and blow as hard as you can into the tail pipe. Then the dents will pop out!"

Excited, the blonde goes home and parks her car in the driveway and begins to blow into the tailpipe.

Another blonde walks by and asks what she's doing. The blonde explains what she's doing and the other blonde yells, "Gosh! It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! Anyone knows that you have to have the windows rolled up first!"

Jas, Kavi and Vani -- oh.., man u guys rock with pleanty of jokes.

Vani...that was very funny 😆

Paddy was driving down the street in a hurry because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up beer."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.''

His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''if it happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

Oh Vani, thanks you made my day.
Your jokes are wonderful.
Kept me laughing.

my puter has gone haywire!