Jokes - Page 66

netra: laptop undiyal le podra joke naan saththiyamaa padikkalai. so en laptop pozhachudhu. :) Good ones.
kavi: super typos. :)

What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wassabee.

What did one plate say to another plate?
Lunch is on me.

What do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.

What do you get when two peas fight?
Black-eyed pea.

Good jokes Kavi, Nallu, Suram and Netra 👏 👏

A maid wanted an increment & approached her Madam.

The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Shumati, why do you want an increment?"

Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increment the first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The master said so."
Madam: "Oh!!"

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh!!!"

Maid: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?"
Maid: "No madam, the gardener did."

The Maid gets the raise...

Ha,ha Vani, luckly the master did not say.

kavi, cookery jokes aa? Good. :)
vani: 😆 The maid would definitely get the raise. apram master kitte pottu koduththuttaa? 😉

Athethaan Vinu, for sure increment plus bonus 😆 😆

Aaahhaaa ithu thaan kathai yaa....

Good one Kavi and Vani.

Magic of the Internet

Nancy and jane decided to introduce nancy's elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and they told her it could answer any question she had.

Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom.

Think of something to ask it."

As jane sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"

Tree Problem

Last October Nancy bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery, but after only a few weeks the leaves shriveled. It appeared to be on its last legs. Nancy took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand an explanation.

"I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia," said the manager.

"Good," said my wife. "What's it suffering from?"

"Autumn," he replied.