Jokes - Page 50

i have found genie jokes regarding women, i saw one regarding men & thut share it with u all

A woman rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. "I'm a one-wish genie. What will it be?"
"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting so we can have world peace."
"They've been at war thousands of years. I'm not that good," he said. "What else do you wish?"
"Well, I'd love a good man. One who's considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn't watch sports all day." "Okay," the genie said with a sigh.
"Let me see that map again."

another one

Still groggy from an operation, the patient was in an agitated state.
"Nurse," he moaned, "I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word, and it caused me great distress."
"What did the surgeon say?" asked the nurse.

"Oops."

good one kavi & caryn 😆 😆 😆

Good one too Nallu.
I nearlly thought you are going to tell the four letter word. He,he

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that

The electric chair does not work,

Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed

And the devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!

Banta was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over 50 lacs.

Banta was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released.

The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Banta said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer.

The warden said "sure" and got him a computer.

A brand new Compaq computer.

After a few weeks the warden visitied him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement he saw the computer smashed on the floor.

The warden asked Banta what happened.

Banta said it didn't work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task.

The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. Banta said he just wanted one thing from the computer.

One simple task and it could not do it....!!!!!!

Banta said, "I hit the escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothin, I am still here. I think I will sue Compaq."
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Good ones Caryn, Nallu and Kavi..

the punishments in hell was very good...

Good Nallu, I like kadi jokes just like yours.

AS nobody is going to beat me i will be back with my next instalment soon 😉

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